Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

The homeless man who looks like Jesus inside of you is lying

There is only one way to make sure no more felonies, no more dictatorships or fascist regimes, no more disgusting ugliness, no more religious nutjob extremists, no more bloodshed, no more cowardice and messed up severe mental diseases and retardation, no more terrorists and no more fucked up stuff and...

I wish I could be more honest about my feelings. I hated the fact that I kept on insisting that I was ok. I was never ok. I’m just surviving and these days, I’m on survival mode. It’s almost new year, I can wait until then right?

What a baby relationship I dated longer relationships in school

Immm the hamburgler here to take the skinny women to cankle island.

11 14 just let the black guy out the back door.

Rip your blanket off and pull up your night gown so I can c** on your exposed body

I swear to God I don’t think about the girl with a wolf cut who has dark brown eyes that seem to disappear whenever she smiles with her teeth showing. I swear.

When I was a child my family had no money for a Christmas Turkey. Luckily my neighbor had run over a possum the night before. It was a clean kill, not much damage to the torso. My grandmother was able to dress it and prepare it for us. We had...

Perry Kalynuk

I sneak out the house to do remote overtime. My wife doesn’t understand the challenge I face paying most of the bills. So I use excuses to go by my elderly parents and do OT by them. Or when she’s out shopping I’m doing OT. Or when I encourage her...

Cheddar really got the pipa this time kiddyzzz

Perry Kalynuk was a dumb white s***.

Homophobic Guy loves sucking down big nig loads. He was a fixture at Cleo’s when it was still open. They called him Hoover Lips.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Al Gore says no more light bulbs. we have to go back to using candles. ,

Biden can’t hold a candle to the Republicans.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? 8. One to change the lightbulb and seven to talk about how Biden destroyed the candle industry.

Since my mom’s passing I found a letter dated back to 2016 telling someone of my disability when I was born and told her story with some inaccurate events that did not occur. Whether it was true or not it made me very angry and it was probably the early...

Break up with him

Yvonne Kocik

Yvonne Kocik

Yvonne Kocik

Yvonne Kocik

Ive spent my whole life never feeling like I was anything, always feeling like nothing I ever did was good enough. So I spent most of my life making up lies about things I have done to make me look good to others. I would exaggerate truths and make them...

Confession sites are for opinions not actual confessions because they lead me to need to want to stomp my boots threateningly. No real confessions or else I will be upset.

Natasa Bosnjak

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Russians are the new Serbs!

Natasa Bosnjak

Natasa Bosnjak

Natasa Bosnjak

One time I was making a bagel and putting cream cheese on it. My little brother who was like 5 at the time, was being annoying and loud, so I instinctively hit him with the knife in my hand onto his hand. The knife was serrated, but I told my...

Natasa Bosnjak

Natasa Bosnjak

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