$LYX will not make me a millionaire.

I just went to a store, and my Mother gave me six dollars. I got a chocolate for her, like I was supposed to. But then I saw a pack of my favorite mints, and I had to buy them.
I came back with 61 cents, and told her...

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I sexted an ex while in a monogamous relationship. I’m now engaged to my partner and feel so incredibly guilty.

Did you know that illegal alien invaders built America? Joe Biden says so! Joe was probably there at the time.

I deceived all my online friends by sharing pictures of my good-looking friend instead of myself due to insecurities about my appearance. One girl discovered my lies and she just didn’t told it to anyone and let it slip, and now I feel deeply ashamed of my actions.

I turned on the stove to where it would smell like there was a gas leak because I was bored and seeked attention. Honestly I’ve been dealing with a lot mentally and I think I just wanted to get my mind off things. Then I turned it off and then...

I hate my job

There are 2 main lies i’ve told my S.O throughout our realtionship. They are bad. I have changed since then. But i still feel awful guilt about it. I cant tell. But the first one where i cheated is true. Only a dumb drunk kiss. i regret it. I blamed...

I have a bad back that is why I make women get on top of me and do all the work.

Keep talking about China, it’s not federal land iwts fwederaawil lann

U.S. Maternal Mortality Hits Highest Level Since 1965. Review and Outlook: The best response to Russia’s attack on a U.S. drone is to send Ukraine long-range missiles.

Is that why there black? And or falling out? Keep your death blow out the local glory hole. Sum buddy might gets Ann infucketion

As you lie your way out of a dishonorable discharge junky, if you’d had a real d*** instead of the rubber one they wouldn’t have let you play daffy doo doo

Why do so many people hide their feelings G?

I’ve been pretending to be someone else online. I hate my life so I thought that pretending will make me feel better… I had to stalk the person I was trying to catfish as and in the end I had to reveal myself… It was hard for me and I...

The first girl I liked (lesbian) dated my BFF(Bi). Come to find out after she told me she didn’t want to be friends I found out she likes my past ex who was a boy. She then proceeded to threaten everybody else in the friend group to stay loyal to...

So my ex and I broke up and I we are still besties like I promised him that I won’t lie to him at all
But I sexted with this guy like he’s my friend we did it once and he’s asking for my pictures now I didn’t tell...

i miss my middle school bathrooms so much, nobody was ever in there and they kept the door shut so i could stare at myself in the mirror and watch myself cry it was so therapeutic but now that i’m in highschool they keep the door wide open ( bc...

I want so badly to have s** with men I could pound on the walls and floors and scream until my voice gives out and my head explodes. I have been married to a woman for ten years and have a kid. They’re wonderful. I don’t know what to do,...

my neighbors just left their two boys at home alone. I know because I could hear them in their thin trailer and they said they were going to go to the store to get food and be right back. “don’t go outside.” they told the boys and then left. they...

Your doing it to escape, im doing it because they wanted me to.Sit down enjoy the meal, here’s a show for the lady’s ( “pulls back hammer” ) i finally come to eat at the table with the family. I’m wanted and welcome, I talk to everyone in my home...

The ALL CAPS Angry OCD Troll is an evil hate filled insane LIAR. Please ignore him.

Thanks for proving to everyone here what a scumbag LIAR you are!
You claimed I posted antisemitism saying Jews are taking over the world’.

I called you out and demanded the proof. Of course you couldn’t deliver! Like the LIAR you are, you made excuses. You are a LIAR.

You made the claim that I posted antisemitism here and that I said F****** INSANE stuff like “Jews are taking over the world”.

So where did I say that? Pony up or be labeled a the LIAR that you are!

I’m STILL WAITING!

What antisemitism? The stuff that YOU make up and then attribute to others? Like your false claim “Jews are taking over the world”. WHERE did I say that?

So where are you big mouth? Show us this antisemitism in your imagination!

What antisemitism? The stuff that YOU make up and then attribute to others? Like your false claim “Jews are taking over the world”. WHERE did I say that?

I lied to my gf that I have a degree which I don’t and now I feel like s***. I’m afraid I’m going to lose her.

homestuck is good

I love myself so much. I am so beautiful and talented and smart. Everyone would be very sad if I died. Everyone loves me

I love myself

I’d chug my brownies and cookies with jizzy j*** just give me a chance

I love huffing grundles and gassy buttholes! I’m marking that charge TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

CORVALLUS

I want to wake up tomorrow

why the f*** were we friends for eight years if u were just gonna drop me like i was nothing why did we go through so much trauma together if u were just gonna leave me on read every five days you begged for us to be friends again i...

I am lying to my wife about being gay. We met in high school. At that point, I raised the possibility to her that I was “bi” (definitely 100% gay though). She was absolutely disgusted at that possibility, and i never talked to her about it again. My mom told...

I lie to people on the internet about what I look like, what I do for a living, and about most of my own life because I’m embarrassed of what everybody will think of who I really am

We all know u emailed under a fake name tho

actually i had no idea why im writing this . hey, my name is hana and im here to share some f****** lie. I always said that it’s not hurt and didnt feel any pain. nah but it really hurt.
i ficking love this guy for 5 years.i’ll repeat,...

I lied to myself…