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Were gonna turn this website into a father f****** gay expo

I got my fucken d*** sucked in an alley behind a sketchy a** 7 eleven by a fucken transvestite

Halifax? More like how to f*** a cousin

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I fucked your father in the burger King restroom

Hate your guts* . You deserve all the fcking karma on the world u piece of sht. If you are over 5’7 hmmm. Hello? Lol

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i told my mom i was bi just to make her less sad about the fact she probably wont have any grandsons (im gay)

Don’t take minor anatomical errors as you offending a wholeass weight class of people. It’s a minor perceived error. You asked for in-depth opinions and I gave mine. Do with it as you please but honestly for your own health consider not taking it personally. Nobody’s accusing you of being...

Truth

I was at the reception at the sports centre I use setting up a memberships for my sister, when an extremely craggy man storms out of the changing facilities pointing at staff members and demanding toilet paper for one of the changing room toilets.
Side note – I understand...

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its also me josh

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I am a compulsive liar, and have been my whole life.

I am a compulsive liar. I never lie about big things but always the little things. Like what I ate for breakfast or what I did that day or I’ll add extra details to a story to make...

Said I was someone I’m not and lived this lie to everyone for over 12 years. Now people are finding out and I don’t know what to do.

Hi my nickname is Jake Hedden of Lincoln and I have a naughty confession to make. I am married but I look at young girls online (and I mean REALLY young). The thought of getting caught gets my blood pumping.

A man I knew was an elder in his church, took care of the building and grounds and was a key holder. He played Santa Claus every year in our community. He looked the part, had long white hair and a long white beard and was kind to all. He...

$LYX will not make me a millionaire.

I just went to a store, and my Mother gave me six dollars. I got a chocolate for her, like I was supposed to. But then I saw a pack of my favorite mints, and I had to buy them.
I came back with 61 cents, and told her...

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I sexted an ex while in a monogamous relationship. I’m now engaged to my partner and feel so incredibly guilty.

Did you know that illegal alien invaders built America? Joe Biden says so! Joe was probably there at the time.

I deceived all my online friends by sharing pictures of my good-looking friend instead of myself due to insecurities about my appearance. One girl discovered my lies and she just didn’t told it to anyone and let it slip, and now I feel deeply ashamed of my actions.

I turned on the stove to where it would smell like there was a gas leak because I was bored and seeked attention. Honestly I’ve been dealing with a lot mentally and I think I just wanted to get my mind off things. Then I turned it off and then...

I hate my job

There are 2 main lies i’ve told my S.O throughout our realtionship. They are bad. I have changed since then. But i still feel awful guilt about it. I cant tell. But the first one where i cheated is true. Only a dumb drunk kiss. i regret it. I blamed...

I have a bad back that is why I make women get on top of me and do all the work.

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U.S. Maternal Mortality Hits Highest Level Since 1965. Review and Outlook: The best response to Russia’s attack on a U.S. drone is to send Ukraine long-range missiles.

Is that why there black? And or falling out? Keep your death blow out the local glory hole. Sum buddy might gets Ann infucketion

As you lie your way out of a dishonorable discharge junky, if you’d had a real d*** instead of the rubber one they wouldn’t have let you play daffy doo doo

Why do so many people hide their feelings G?

I’ve been pretending to be someone else online. I hate my life so I thought that pretending will make me feel better… I had to stalk the person I was trying to catfish as and in the end I had to reveal myself… It was hard for me and I...

The first girl I liked (lesbian) dated my BFF(Bi). Come to find out after she told me she didn’t want to be friends I found out she likes my past ex who was a boy. She then proceeded to threaten everybody else in the friend group to stay loyal to...

So my ex and I broke up and I we are still besties like I promised him that I won’t lie to him at all
But I sexted with this guy like he’s my friend we did it once and he’s asking for my pictures now I didn’t tell...

i miss my middle school bathrooms so much, nobody was ever in there and they kept the door shut so i could stare at myself in the mirror and watch myself cry it was so therapeutic but now that i’m in highschool they keep the door wide open ( bc...

I want so badly to have s** with men I could pound on the walls and floors and scream until my voice gives out and my head explodes. I have been married to a woman for ten years and have a kid. They’re wonderful. I don’t know what to do,...

my neighbors just left their two boys at home alone. I know because I could hear them in their thin trailer and they said they were going to go to the store to get food and be right back. “don’t go outside.” they told the boys and then left. they...

Your doing it to escape, im doing it because they wanted me to.Sit down enjoy the meal, here’s a show for the lady’s ( “pulls back hammer” ) i finally come to eat at the table with the family. I’m wanted and welcome, I talk to everyone in my home...