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Are you Elvis or something

Uh uh uh I’ve got the taco bell shits

So what? So you’re a musician

Bro thinks he’s Justin Bueber

The secret sauce is deer s****
-tim from Subway.

That’s the way we like it on the p**** express.
-the polar express.

That’s the way we like it on the orgee express.
-the polar express.

My d*** will be inserted into my own a** tonight by Santa

My d*** hungers for your daughter

So what? You’ve got an iPhone on monthlypayments…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

So what? You’ve got a tattoo…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

The pills worked, a life saver!
-David, 75, currently deceased.

I want to f*** Julia while her dog watches

Cep stays

Were gonna turn this website into a father f****** gay expo

I got my fucken d*** sucked in an alley behind a sketchy a** 7 eleven by a fucken transvestite

Halifax? More like how to f*** a cousin

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I fucked your father in the burger King restroom

Hate your guts* . You deserve all the fcking karma on the world u piece of sht. If you are over 5’7 hmmm. Hello? Lol

Whateveerrr 🤨🤨🤨

i told my mom i was bi just to make her less sad about the fact she probably wont have any grandsons (im gay)

Don’t take minor anatomical errors as you offending a wholeass weight class of people. It’s a minor perceived error. You asked for in-depth opinions and I gave mine. Do with it as you please but honestly for your own health consider not taking it personally. Nobody’s accusing you of being...

Truth

I was at the reception at the sports centre I use setting up a memberships for my sister, when an extremely craggy man storms out of the changing facilities pointing at staff members and demanding toilet paper for one of the changing room toilets.
Side note – I understand...

its all kieran
lol jk
its also me josh

this f** wont do shittttt

I am a compulsive liar, and have been my whole life.

I am a compulsive liar. I never lie about big things but always the little things. Like what I ate for breakfast or what I did that day or I’ll add extra details to a story to make...

Said I was someone I’m not and lived this lie to everyone for over 12 years. Now people are finding out and I don’t know what to do.

Hi my nickname is Jake Hedden of Lincoln and I have a naughty confession to make. I am married but I look at young girls online (and I mean REALLY young). The thought of getting caught gets my blood pumping.

A man I knew was an elder in his church, took care of the building and grounds and was a key holder. He played Santa Claus every year in our community. He looked the part, had long white hair and a long white beard and was kind to all. He...

$LYX will not make me a millionaire.

I just went to a store, and my Mother gave me six dollars. I got a chocolate for her, like I was supposed to. But then I saw a pack of my favorite mints, and I had to buy them.
I came back with 61 cents, and told her...

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I sexted an ex while in a monogamous relationship. I’m now engaged to my partner and feel so incredibly guilty.

Did you know that illegal alien invaders built America? Joe Biden says so! Joe was probably there at the time.

I deceived all my online friends by sharing pictures of my good-looking friend instead of myself due to insecurities about my appearance. One girl discovered my lies and she just didn’t told it to anyone and let it slip, and now I feel deeply ashamed of my actions.

I turned on the stove to where it would smell like there was a gas leak because I was bored and seeked attention. Honestly I’ve been dealing with a lot mentally and I think I just wanted to get my mind off things. Then I turned it off and then...

I hate my job

There are 2 main lies i’ve told my S.O throughout our realtionship. They are bad. I have changed since then. But i still feel awful guilt about it. I cant tell. But the first one where i cheated is true. Only a dumb drunk kiss. i regret it. I blamed...