I have just spent half an hour chatting to the new girl renting next door. She a 25 year old primary school teacher, boring I hear you say…… no not at all, I was naked and so was she! It’s just so hot that nobody seems to care about what we used to call ‘common decency’, it’s all forgotten. Lovely t*** Laura, fabulous b** Laura.
I hooked up with my sisters father in law five times in the last three days. They just left to go home and literally while his wife was washing dishes to take home I was on my nees making him happy one more time. I don’t really like him but I hate her so it feels good to hook up with her husband.
these confessions ARENT fake!!! bob the Builder came to my house and broke my legs because i didn’t pay lofty to cement my dickk
Had a w******** last nite. Woke up hot, sticky. Gotta wash the sheets.
My teeth rotating like razor blades spinning as if they were on a saw, do you feel that, your legs being sawed off as you are chewed into pieces. it is dinner time and you are my meal. -Demon Kane.
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Ooooh did you hear the news?? The talk isn’t about the Oscars, it’s the Who’s Who of burned houses! Ohhh they got John Goodman, there goes Heidi and Spencer, down goes Paris Hilton! Jeff bridges they got...
You’re the most smartest and beautifal person on earth and so as J-Lo. Haha not. 🖕🏽🖕🏽
I met my wife on raw confessions. We bonded over reading the crazy community, laughed at the schizophrenicz, and discussed the mentally ill. my favorite blogger was Demon Kane, hers was A pregnant susan.
I would rather fail by a lot than come close and fail by a little bit because the frustration of coming so close and still losing would be too much pain.
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You are a real person
I’m a little gay man child
Staring at a wall like I’m James Deen
Bmw i8 up your azz
Drink a lil lean
I found out my best friends wife has been cheating on him. I kept it to myself thinking it wouldn’t do any good as I confronted her and she said the affair was over. I stopped to get a beer with him and he confided in me that he...
I had a janitor that used to drink out of the urinals and eat the cakes
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I did so much meth that I did so much meth that I’ve been compulsively h****** a fake p**** inside of my leggings 🥹 it looks like my p**** is so fat and achy. I’m so f****** pathetically h**** that I’m moaning and crying so loud you can probably hear...
You are a winner 😂
You are loved (not)
One of the voices in my head keeps beating up the other one that suffers from main character energy
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You are a winner, haha not.
Hey b****, yes kylie from Scotland I know you are thinking of me
I’ve always hated janitors
I love Asians, jk I fucken hate you all
Saggy t** woman foot fetidh
Do you know what always cheers me up in the morning, Eddie? Sausages and brains. I say “ee-ther” And I say “eye-ther” I say “nee-ther” , Ee-ther, eye-ther Nee-ther, ny-ther, Let’s call The whole thing off ,Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow. Po-tah-toes , I like to-may-toes And I...
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Are you Elvis or something
Uh uh uh I’ve got the taco bell shits
So what? So you’re a musician
Bro thinks he’s Justin Bueber
The secret sauce is deer s**** -tim from Subway.
That’s the way we like it on the p**** express. -the polar express.
That’s the way we like it on the orgee express. -the polar express.
My d*** will be inserted into my own a** tonight by Santa
My d*** hungers for your daughter
So what? You’ve got an iPhone on monthlypayments…. that don’t Impress me much. -Shania twain.
So what? You’ve got a tattoo…. that don’t Impress me much. -Shania twain.
The pills worked, a life saver! -David, 75, currently deceased.