I am a CD and went into Lane Bryant (big women store) and was choosing lingerie for my self (bra and P#nties) and a plump sales lady comes up and asks if I know what size the lady needs. I reply, well she is pretty much my size.
She quickly realizes I am shopping for myself and smiles and asks if I need to be measured for best fit. I say I have never been measured and she takes me to a dressing room, and asks me to remove my clothes except underwear.
I undress, and she has a tape measure around her neck and removes it and starts measuring my chest, waist etc… I was wearing p@nties and she could easily see my erection, and teases me do I want everything measured and points at my erection. I said sure, and she pulls down the underwear and my c#ck flops out and standing at full attention, she measures it, and openly says, wow 7.5″ strokes it twice and pulls up my p******.
She says she we will be right back, and returns with a bunch of bra and p******, and even a nightie. She starts dressing me, and I got the new bra and p#anties on, and I hear a knock at the door and another clerk comes in and asks if she could see what 7.5″ looks like. I was already fully erect and said sure and turned around for her to see it.
She reaches down and pulls my p****** down a little and again I spring out of the p@anties full erection. She told the other woman, yes you are right it sure is impressive. She asks if she can inspect it closure and before I could reply she was on her knees and cupping my balls, and going down on me in the dressing room with the other woman watching an smiling. She swallowed all of it, every inch of me balls deep, it was wonderful and I rewarded her with a surprise in her mouth,
I was having difficulty with my Chem 101 course. I asked for tutoring help. I went to the library to meet the tutor. I was sitting a table and guy sat down. Under his newspaper he showed me his naked c***. I got up to leave and he followed me.
Back in my room, he followed me in. Again he showed me his c***, this time offering it to me.
He pushed me onto the bed and kissed me. He reached into my pants, he undid my pants and stood and pulled off my pants. With an erection he forced his erection in my mouth. He got completely on my back, and managed to penetrate me completely.
He zipped up his pants and standing at the door he threw me a kiss. He knew who I was, he knew my room number, and he knew he could get to me. It’s a honey trap because you cannot escape.
I went home for Christmas and didn’t return to college.
The moment I c**, my first thoughts are to stop, “what am I doing with my life”, making a world better place, starting revolution, and also to write a book about some random thing.
I didn’t do any of these things except writing a book.
my boyfriend cant make me o***** suddenly. he used to be able to multiple times a sesh but now suddenly it’s over in 5 minutes and I feel not even just unsatisfied, but DISsatisfied. I don’t want him to feel bad or like it’s his fault, I think I really might just be broken
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Alien 2 wasn’t that bad guys
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You are a flirt I am a flirt