I confess that I find these funny. Prima Donald. K Mart Cesar. Vanilla ISIS. Tangerine Jesus. Genghis Can’t. Commander in Peach. Hair Further. Mango Mussolini. Bratman.

5 years ago I killed someone in a car accident on a rural road.
I knew it was my fault, I knew I would get in trouble by the law for manslaughter.
I hid the body and dumped their motorbike.

i sinned and masturbated again and watched p**********. i no longer want to give in to temtations. please lord give me the strength to resist and to become stonger. in Jesus name Amen

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Im falling in love with this beautiful girl who’s actually interested in me but i already have a girlfriend and i dont know what to do

I got in a matching app and i saw something i shoud not see

I almost cheated on my boyfriend. I was on an anon chat site and I sent two dirty texts before the guilt and respect for him overcame me and I shut the chat. I feel like garbage and I can’t stop panicking about it and feeling like a s***** person....

I use iFunny 😔

It makes me feel kinda dirty but when I hook up with a guy if when he cums he has a really big load I find it super hot and after I always fantasize about letting him do it in my p**** next time.

I live in a medium sized European city and today I saw a lot of black people and my reaction was ‘this place is going downhill’

I’m underage, 15 specifically, and I’m attracted to much older men. And i dont mean like men who are a few years older than me, or in their 20s. I mean mostly men who are practically about to reach the age of 50, maybe even older than that, theres just...

It is an addiction. I got started in Rio de Janeiro during a conference I attended. I went out with a guy I met there and we ended up at a club where male dancers let you s*** their c****. We went back to the hotel and I sucked his...

Growing up i would go to any lengths to look up a girl/womans dress. When i got married i would beg, bribe. get my wife drunk to get her to let other men look up her dress. She would usually make it appear to be totally accidental. which was...

When i was 15 i had s** 1 time with a condom and got genital herpes. I have s** with guys and do not tell them. The chances of getting it were extremely low but still existent. I feel guilt. I blocked this out of my head for years. Pretending...

I told my family- who only want the best for me-I attended a job interview (for a decent job) today, but I really had a panic attack 30 minutes prior and subsequently cancelled it. I told them I attended as it means fewer tough questions about my state of mind....

I am seeing someone but my friends don’t like the guy. So I ended up keeping it as a secret.

I am a failure as a hudband and a father. They’d be better off if I’d got into a car crash and died. The life insurance would keep them going and content for awhile.

I got super drunk and had s** with someone other than the guy I’m seeing. I can’t decide if I should tell him or not because I’m afraid of what his reaction would be.

I broke up with my boyfriend a couple days after valentine’s day(who was my best friend all through school – that I had crushed on for 3 years and then he asked me out and we dated for almost another whole year) after I moved out of town because I...

I used mind projection indicating to women where I work that I’m a sissyboy who likes women to sodomise me with s****** dildos while I wear women’s clothing and I masturbated and used profanity

I lip kissed one of my student. Hence I am feeling guilty and fearing that I may get the deadliest disease. Please pray for me.

JK

A few weeks ago, my best friend confessed to me. I decided to have a little fun at his expense, I’d make him blush just by being too close, i’d hold his hand just to let it go, i’d ask if he wants to kiss me and he’d just freeze.

I almost had an affair with a coworker. I arranged an entire romantic weekend and told my wife it was for work. I had a change of heart and took my wife instead, lying and saying it was a surprise. We dressed up for a fancy dinner, danced together at...

While on buses when I was younger, I would touch women’s shoes with my shoes. Sometimes I would sit next to them and do it. Sometimes behind. Some didn’t seem to care or notice. Others got rightfully mad. I actually had a conversation with one woman once while doing so...

its been 3 days since ive jerked off since ive been terribly sick, and I think this is the longest Ive gone without touching myself in 26 years since I was a middle school aged boy

does my p**** still
work anymore? can the super flu destroy errections forever?...

Call me Loop, I decided that I might keep updates and I gave myself a name so y’all know I’m me.

I have a boyfriend that I love very very much but my mother has no idea he exists.
He was in one of my close friend groups online...

I am a lesbian and I work out of my own studio. I have a close friend and he married me so that he could put me on his insurance and I live with him and he provides support. I don’t tell him this but what bothers me and has...

I have a guilt feeling for what I have done. I misused the Internet facility for bad things, that is for watching adult videos. I am an evil minded person, I have put my bad eye on three persons in different stages of my life and cheated them, misused them...

i’ve always claimed not to like ddlg, and i really truly hated it in the beginning. but now i’ve reached the epitome of living long enough to see yourself become the villan bc i’m like..really into it now lol. i just want to find a daddy to love and take...

About 3 years ago, I walked in on my son m***********. We were both embarrassed. I just casually and nonchalantly grabbed it and helped him finish. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking in that moment, I think I did it to defuse the tension at the time....

I would trip women in heels or dress shoes, just so I would have a reason to touch them, steady them and attempt to hold them in a small ‘rescue’ gesture. I recall doing similar as a kid in tight public places to older girls and women.

Sometimes though...

I’m trapped in my relationship. I can’t bare to leave but everytime he comes home from work I cringe, I wish he just wouldn’t come back.

I’m in an open relationship of 18 years, but I think I’m more in love with my lover of 2.5 years. My lover is a once in a lifetime guy, but he’s in a relationship of 10 years that I’m not messing with. However, if anything ever happens I think...

So..first time here. Years ago had some release with not proud and recently found out they made books out of that s***. Fuckers. Anyway here we go. Been married 5 years and together for 15. Got cheated on 2 years ago, split up for a year and then got back...

Yesterday I was standing in a sewer while dressed as a clown. I noticed an attractive woman walking by and I offered her a balloon but she screamed and ran away. Why? Was it something I said?

I’m failing just about all of my classes. Not for lack of trying either. My home life is in shambles and I feel like the single parent of 3 adults, one of which has 2 children. I take care of the bills, dinner, chores, and before anyone says that I...

I had no control when this happened over my mind in general but with out thinking I had g****** with some one but I’m straight but he has something wrong with him not that bad but he looks younger and I feel like utter s*** it was so wrong of...

I’ve been having an affair with our 15 year old Son’s 21 year old math tutor my wife travels on business trips often so I’ve been lonely and this girl is hot. Earlier today we had met up at her apartment for a s** date and she revealed to me...

My Mom or siblings don’t know this, but the very last thing I said to my Dad in the hospital room before he died was how much I hated him for his abusing us all and I was glad he had cancer was suffering and I can’t wait to incinerate...

Last November I started an affair with my colleague who is also married. In the last few weeks our f****** has turned more and more romantic. When I see her tomorrow I’m going to ask if this is more than s**. I’m 32 and she’s 28, it could work. It...

When I was a kid I was obsessed with women’s dress shoes and heels. I secretly wanted to have some that represented the women that wore them. One year as a teen I had an opportunity to steal a pair from a teacher and did so during the summer. She...