in my country it is not gay to play with another mans man bun — such as you weak American men twirl each others p*nis like a joystick on fighter jet.
But I can tell you are a fucken phaegot
-The adventures of man bun milos.

I know I have been watching too much p***, but there’s one video I’m a little obsessed with. It’s a guy f****** a beautiful darker skinned g****** her back. He has a sizeable and very hard c*** and fucks her so deep. But what makes it even better, he pulls...

in my country it is not gay to play with another mans man bun — such as you weak American men twirl each others p*nis like a joystick on fighter jet. -The adventures of man bun milos.

being confident in your s******** is a man bun. male bonding is letting...

When I was a bit younger my neighbor lured me into his house with candy. When I got inside he told me I could have all the candy I want if he could hold me a little.

I agreed and he fondled me and rubbed me in naughty places. He...

Point of view changes everything… for example certain things can build or destroy based on the user. a brick can build a school, a brick can also give your neighbor a concussion. a saw can be used to trim trees, a saw can also be used to split someone into...

Deport all Indians, pakis and Chinese from Canada

I have a girfriend I really love and have been nothing but loyal to. But my confession is that I think I made a coworker fall in love with me. She is giving me all the signs and flirting h******* (touch, naughty talk, etc ). Even her kids can tell...

I am F and only work part time at a local store. I was in the laundry room at my Apt and an older man from across the hallway was there doing his clothes too. We talked and I told him not sure if I can stay here longer because...

Unfortunately today there was a helicopter crash in new york.
Why didn’t Spider Man save the helicopter?
Isn’t there 3 or 4 spider mans by now?

I am Female 14. My Step Father hugs me Goodnight, and sends me to bed. Lately an hour or so after going to bed, I hear my bedroom door open and he comes in my room to check if I am sleeping. I pretend to sleep and he touches me...

My friend’s girlfriend came home with me. We watched Squid Game in my bedroom and we started making out about half way through the first episode. We took off all of our clothes and did everything except se.x. Neither of us had any cond.oms and she doesn’t take the pill....

today we were very hungry. we booked a table of 7 at the local Outback steakhouse, and we ordered food for 7 people. upon bill time the server was curious why 6 seats were empty. i told him all of the rest were in my head. and i grabbed him...

I am now 16 and last October when i was 15,i finially recieved my Sacrement of catholic baptism in the fall baptism class.Me and the other tween and teen girls all wore the traditional,all white,”babygirl” type baptism outfits which consisted of the poofy,short sleeve,top pf the knees baptism dress and...

Canada? I fucken hate it!
Millions of fucken Indians everywhere on e bikes.
And our universities are full of millions of fucken Chinese scum.
Don’t get me started on the black crime.
The only thing canada leads the world in is the most stolen cars of...

Uhhh Harry Potter, if you die down there you are welcome to share my toilet.
-Moaning Myrtle.

I want the cute art therapist at my day program to pee in my mouth

When my parents are at work I dress up in my Mom’s lingerie and dance around before pleasuring myself. I have done it a hundred times. Recently I have been bolder and walked out on the patio in her lingerie and finished while outside.

I had no idea my neighbor...

I have turned one hundred thousand worlds to dust looking for someone to match or rival my raw strength. looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of destruction and fear, and all of existence shall be mine!

I married in college and have kept my reason from my husband. I had been in a two year relationship with another woman, she dumped me and I got married to hurt her. She didn’t care, and I was pregnant.

I’ve been married three years, I have a toddler and...

When I was between the ages of 19 as an under graduate and 25 as a grad student and while in an organization similar to the peace corps, i used to go to several African countries during my Summers to do a variety of work.
The countries consisted of...

Rolls Royce Phantom Yorkville Ave.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi SQ5 at Sofia.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Audi S5 at Park Hyatt.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Ford Raptor Shelby SVT at Park Hyatt.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Mercedes G Wagon G63 at Park Hyatt.
-☆CARSPOTTER☆.

Ford Mustang Mach E at...

B itch you knew the risks!
You knew if you had a rack n sat on my lap I was gonna squeeze your t*tties! By the way is your daughter around for the family photo? Every year she gets hotter🔥isn’t that b*tch 21 now? Maybe she can succ my...

You wanted eggs for easter, so i had my nEGGars egg your house, and left a bill, becauge eggs arent cheap as shole
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Does your house have an alarm?
Do you have a doggy door?
It would be a shame if the Easter Bunny stole your eggs.
Prices going up, so high that the G******* Easter Bunny has to steal eggs this year. F*** trump and f*** usa
-Evil...

the lion king musical – for 2 hours rich white people pay to see a bunch of barely clothed alsmost naked niggas in their African homeland dancing about and making fools of themselves, where this play picks up is the fact that all of them are dressed as monkeys and...

Not really feeling guilty though. Over the past couple of days I’ve been busy grabbing all kinds of face shots of my stepdaughters insta (she’s 23) and putting those on the most explicit p*** scenes I could find using AI. I have some pretty convincing photos now of her bending...

I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
And I’m gonna shave shave shave my head until I can’t shave no mo.
-Taio Cruz.

dumb b**** of a parent who, my entire life has said they would rather die than reach an infirm age of ‘put a bullet in me if I ever …’ DO reach the actual EVER only to pathetical cling onto every goddamned wretched breath long after it’s been clear there...

I shared photos of my bestfriend with strangers on the internet. He’s trans and is pre-op. He’s 16 and I misgendered him everytime I shared his photos. I even nudified him with AI. I feel horrible.

The world pushes us with no mercy and when some push back the world points and cries EVIL!
I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
-Mewtwo.

I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
And I’m gonna shave shave shave my head until I can’t shave no mo.
-Taio Cruz.

My husband and I tried to start a family something wrong with his sperms. One of my coworkers look just like my husband and he can pass as his twin brother. Long story of this we ending up in his apartment during lunchtime and we did our thing. I am...

CARSPOTTER IN A FRESH NEW FORMAT FOR 2025!

Brabus Mercedes AMG GT Yorkville.
-Carspotter ®.

Novitec Ferrari F8 Yorkville Ave.
-Carspotter ®.

Mercedes AMG GT63 Yorkville.
-Carspotter ®.

Lamborghini Huracan Hazelton hotel.
-Carspotter ®.

Lamborghini Urus Hazelton hotel.
-Carspotter ®.

2011 Audi RS7 Hazelton hotel.

I feel so quilty having fun with my mother in law in her bedroom behind my wife back. She is widow shy not dating like most Asian woman. We were alone at her house I vision her n*** body in my head I had to have her and I did....

CARSPOTTER IN A FRESH NEW FORMAT FOR 2025!
BMW M4C @ Yonge + College.
-Carspotter ®.

Bullitt Mustang @ Yonge + College.
-Carspotter ®.

Honda Civic EF @ Loblaws.
-Carspotter ®.

BMW M3 @ College Park.
-Carspotter ®.

Audi S4 @ Toronto Hydro.
-Carspotter...

i self harm and recently i have this new scar and i hate how it looks. so im considering adding more scars around the area to change how it looks. maybe make it look less self inflicted, more accidental.

We learn in the movie that vampires predate Christianity, and have been around for “thousands of years.” That explains why crosses “don’t do squat” to vampires, despite popular folklore stating otherwise. It also broadens vampires to a more worldwide phenomenon, as opposed to only existing in a Westernized context
...

Most people associate vampires with Count Dracula, the legendary, blood-sucking subject of Bram Stoker’s epic novel, Dracula, which was published in 1897. But the history of vampires began long before Stoker was born. All sewers and train tunnel systems are designed to be larger, more complex and interconnected than needed...

Today my wife was in a car accident.

Another vehicle lost control and smashed into the side of her car as they were both travelling at approximately 100km/h, pushing her off the road and writing off the car.

Somehow, no one was hurt.

I know I should be...

Because of the effects of alcohol on my son and I, we had i**********. This occurred in 1994 on my birthday. The worst part is that he got to know to well every part of my body.