Use my d*** as a pencil and draw your father

Poland woman are 10s

I’ve tried so hard to save my marriage, but my wife is just playing around so I’ll take care of her. I meet amazing women every time I leave the house and feel like a scumbag for wanting a different relationship, and then come home and feel like an idiot...

My friends wanted to take me to a BBQ, turns out it was a KKK rally, f*** my work friends. Next time I’ll go to the salvation Army Bible night

Düsseldorf Germany has some s*** b******

Honestly Fredericktown is a s*** hick town

Canada? Don’t you mean f****** India China

My n***** Gucci belt got a Lotta Gs on it.
-santasquad100

Who goes to jail if a different personality commits a crime but isn’t present during sentencing.
-real life skitso.

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You fucked my father once? I fucked your uncle for 12 consecutive months.
-SantaSquad100

I am a 55 year old male who takes schoolgirls knickers from the washing lines and then take them home, put them on and then m********* in them. Do you think I need some kind of help?
Johnathan

My wife stopped giving me blow jobs after our baby was born. I missed that so much that when a friend of mine told me about this married woman he knows that will blow you for money I jumped on the chance.
A couple of times a month I...

I am now a 33 year old married woman and have never been faithful to any man I dated or married and this is my third marriage.
I cheated on my first boyfriend the day after he asked me to be his steady girlfriend. I don’t know why I...

I’m a b****

Laurie from markham is trailer trash

Kylie from Scotland stopped talking to me and blocked me off everything. We were friends since 2012. But maybe it was that I said I was gonna shave her fucken head, put her in a diaper, and tattoo my name all over her

I had a creepy teacher at Donview middle school

A sick mind, a sick f***, nNIGGGGAAAA
-real life skitzo

Jay Northside is a fucken clown

Alien 2 wasn’t that bad guys

I know who sprayed sizzlac, it was Mr eazyano aka ghoulhead

I pick my nose hairs and put them on your food at Burger King

Madchild is the illest MC

Worst Toronto rappeur? K sizzle yoooo this guy is fucken trash

See the thing is, Scarborough got n***** on deck

Jd era makes trash music

I’m my father’s boy, first off. I get many compliments in school about my d i c k from the ladies and even a few of the guys tell me i have a nice one but thats locker room talk. Anyway. Dad got drunk in his boxers and I noticed...

Mommy found this c** so long

My Uncle Bud is in town for the Holidays. My Mom works nights and he feeds me and watches me take a bath, and drys me off after my bath. He helps me put on my pajamas for bed (nightshirt and p******) and tucks me in.

After about an hour,...

I am having an affair with my husbands brother. It started when my husband took a job out of town and Jim started coming over to help out. My husband hadn’t been home in weeks and I was so lonely and tired of not being touched.
The toilet stopped...

I am so embarrassed to even say it but I can’t get it off my mind. I can’t stop fantasizing about getting strip searched. And also answering humiliating questions. I want to admit to someone that I got a hemorrhoid from wearing a b*** plug for too long and I...

Tyson ty the type a guy to give you his Gucci belt so you can flex too

yes u wont get preggo if you are on pills and you use condom

should I be happy that someone is crazy about me

i’m having my friend bring her vape to school so i can hit it when my family has a history of struggling w addiction

I used to masterbate to photos of bambino hok cuz he looks like a fucken gorilla APE

New music coming soon!
Yung dubz, sizzlac ids and murda Mars “6 feet under”

For Years I’ve just always hated keelow, now he works at Tim hortons hahaha