Name: Colin Leitch DOB: 2-9-1947 SSN: 143-38-6946 hes a p********
38 married mom of two. Past week I had lunch with a bestie at work. She was telling me about wishing her son would get lucky. Here I’m in bed alone and thinking about never having a V i r g i n B o y between my legs. And wondering about the look on his face when he squirts his first load. Now that’s gotta be master card priceless.
I tell you one thing,It’s a pure aggravation dealing with old people who complain all the dang time. They have nothing better to do put sniff the air for any excuse to b*tch all the time. Ret*rds don’t know how the f*ck to stay out of your way. With Ret*rds,they follow you right on your azz like a vehicle following too closely. Move out of their way and I be d*mn if they still not right behind you. You can be busy and they’ll get right in your way when they need to sit the f*ck down! They remind me so much of deer at night that get in the road and you honk the horn and the dumb mother f*ckers don’t move to any side of the road their azz is right f*cking there!!! Old people and ret*rds irritate the f*ck out of me. They may not can help it but I feel God made them that way to punish us for no reason.
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Who goes to jail if a different personality commits a crime but isn’t present during sentencing. -real life skitso.
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You fucked my father once? I fucked your uncle for 12 consecutive months. -SantaSquad100
I am a 55 year old male who takes schoolgirls knickers from the washing lines and then take them home, put them on and then m********* in them. Do you think I need some kind of help? Johnathan
My wife stopped giving me blow jobs after our baby was born. I missed that so much that when a friend of mine told me about this married woman he knows that will blow you for money I jumped on the chance. A couple of times a month I...
I am now a 33 year old married woman and have never been faithful to any man I dated or married and this is my third marriage. I cheated on my first boyfriend the day after he asked me to be his steady girlfriend. I don’t know why I...
I’m a b****
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Kylie from Scotland stopped talking to me and blocked me off everything. We were friends since 2012. But maybe it was that I said I was gonna shave her fucken head, put her in a diaper, and tattoo my name all over her
I had a creepy teacher at Donview middle school
A sick mind, a sick f***, nNIGGGGAAAA -real life skitzo
Jay Northside is a fucken clown
Alien 2 wasn’t that bad guys
I know who sprayed sizzlac, it was Mr eazyano aka ghoulhead
I pick my nose hairs and put them on your food at Burger King
Madchild is the illest MC
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See the thing is, Scarborough got n***** on deck
Jd era makes trash music
I’m my father’s boy, first off. I get many compliments in school about my d i c k from the ladies and even a few of the guys tell me i have a nice one but thats locker room talk. Anyway. Dad got drunk in his boxers and I noticed...
Mommy found this c** so long
My Uncle Bud is in town for the Holidays. My Mom works nights and he feeds me and watches me take a bath, and drys me off after my bath. He helps me put on my pajamas for bed (nightshirt and p******) and tucks me in.
After about an hour,...
I am having an affair with my husbands brother. It started when my husband took a job out of town and Jim started coming over to help out. My husband hadn’t been home in weeks and I was so lonely and tired of not being touched. The toilet stopped...
I am so embarrassed to even say it but I can’t get it off my mind. I can’t stop fantasizing about getting strip searched. And also answering humiliating questions. I want to admit to someone that I got a hemorrhoid from wearing a b*** plug for too long and I...
Tyson ty the type a guy to give you his Gucci belt so you can flex too
yes u wont get preggo if you are on pills and you use condom
should I be happy that someone is crazy about me
i’m having my friend bring her vape to school so i can hit it when my family has a history of struggling w addiction
I used to masterbate to photos of bambino hok cuz he looks like a fucken gorilla APE
New music coming soon! Yung dubz, sizzlac ids and murda Mars “6 feet under”
For Years I’ve just always hated keelow, now he works at Tim hortons hahaha
I’m tired I just want genuine connection. Siiighhh
I had faith when they didn’t deserve it but if people speak about me nowadays I feel like they are full of s*** and forget they haven’t seen me when it’s easy to talk s*** when someone is nice or non confrontation.
I’?m ho r n k n e e
I was saying bye to my friend and her boyfriend. When I hugged him he got hard, I could feel it pressing into my stomach. I pushed my chest into him so, I was so wet and I didn’t want it to stop. She’s not a close friend, I want...
I’ve been a goody two shoes all my life and it’s quite liberating to meet someone so Frank, liberated and confident don’t ya think… I can still switch to being a prude tho 😝
You are a flirt I am a flirt
In 2022 me and my family went to visit my cousins in California in Sacramento it we arrived there and there was my niece and she was like 6 she had loose clothes and all I had fantasy about her she had a cut body one I would imagine feel...
Spank me daddy -0
