I got laid by a man in a spiderman costume at Comic Con 2023

My husband gave me permission to do whatever I wanted when I went to Las Vegas with my girlfriends. He just came right out and said, whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I know why he did it, he is planning a guys trip and I am sure...

Gotta shower before my Husband gets home. Rather paying for shoveling the driveway. I gave up the kitten

Trudeau has no peenis

I love my Dog “Puppy” he is a Black Lab….

Lately over the Holidays I have been home on the couch relaxing, he is laying next to me. Netflix and Chill. A few times I fell asleep and woke up to him h****** me. Of course I yell at him...

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After my accident they said I wasn’t In that bad of shape and just needed a cast on my leg.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

I was born with no eyes

Peenis twisting pals

I struggle with anxiety and it’s hard for me to open up to people about it.

I started writing in my own journal so that I’m less tempted to read my partners

I cheat on my husband because not only is he a bad lover but his thing just isn’t big enough. I married young when I had just turned 18 and John was 24, the only man I had ever had s** with and I got pregnant.
I listened to...

I had a janitor that used to drink out of the urinals and eat the cakes

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Beat my meat so hard it begs me to stop

So you’re 45? Thats a great age for a DUI

Gay male attitude, straight male bodybuilding
(The alliance of straight gay males)

Gay + straight = unbeatable together
(The alliance of straight gay males)

I have a huge pantyhose finish. When I was young, I used to always go over to my buddy’s house. His mom had a great pair of legs and was always in pantyhose. I used to always take them use them and put them back.

I was riding the bus on New Years Eve, wearing a LBD and a little drunk from the party. I was standing waiting for my stop and an older guy was next to me. His hands started bumping against me and rubbing my b***.

I did nothing, to be honest...

I had an affair with a man at work only to further my career. My husband never found out but his wife did and she is blackmailing me over it. This all happened two years ago and it lasted almost a year before he got fired for stealing from the...

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-niggar spotter.

I still remember the day I lied to my best friend about where I was going. I told her I was staying home to study, but I actually went to a party with some acquaintances. I felt so guilty afterwards, but I never confessed to her. I wish I could...

I got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite at Canadas wonderland

Guinea pig likes to lick my tOeS

Say it with me, f*ck Justin Trudeau

I knew you had a fake Rolex

Half man half c***

YOU are jealous of MY boyhole full of Holy Jism! Now get over here KAM and F**** ME! I got that Monkeypox Vax already p****** aint no ichy sores from me! the REAL Corvallus Guarantee is that I will be FREE AND CLEAN of ALL diseases!

Angel hates your fucken guts

You are sh*t, 2025 is gonna make you more sh*t

Jay Z, lock that r@pist up

I had my peenis pierced, gonna let your daughter fucc it nowm

I did fornication and i pleqse God his pardon. I was chastity again and focus on fortune this year

I just know 2025 isn’t gonna be your year

Beat me up daddy

I must admit I Hate Mexicans

I went to bed at 9pm when my Father told me to. I was laying in bed awake and heard my door open. It was my Father checking on me. I pretended to be asleep.

He came to the bed and pulled the covers down. I slept in a Tshirt...

I got my d*** sucked in a nba game washroom by a fucken transvestite in a lebron shirt

I used to pee on the oven to watch it sizzle and smell up the room

All janitors are rapists