So you’re 45? Thats a great age for a DUI

Gay male attitude, straight male bodybuilding
(The alliance of straight gay males)

Gay + straight = unbeatable together
(The alliance of straight gay males)

I have a huge pantyhose finish. When I was young, I used to always go over to my buddy’s house. His mom had a great pair of legs and was always in pantyhose. I used to always take them use them and put them back.

I was riding the bus on New Years Eve, wearing a LBD and a little drunk from the party. I was standing waiting for my stop and an older guy was next to me. His hands started bumping against me and rubbing my b***.

I did nothing, to be honest...

I had an affair with a man at work only to further my career. My husband never found out but his wife did and she is blackmailing me over it. This all happened two years ago and it lasted almost a year before he got fired for stealing from the...

4 little niggars at berliner strategy
-niggar spotter.

I still remember the day I lied to my best friend about where I was going. I told her I was staying home to study, but I actually went to a party with some acquaintances. I felt so guilty afterwards, but I never confessed to her. I wish I could...

I got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite at Canadas wonderland

Guinea pig likes to lick my tOeS

Say it with me, f*ck Justin Trudeau

I knew you had a fake Rolex

Half man half c***

YOU are jealous of MY boyhole full of Holy Jism! Now get over here KAM and F**** ME! I got that Monkeypox Vax already p****** aint no ichy sores from me! the REAL Corvallus Guarantee is that I will be FREE AND CLEAN of ALL diseases!

Angel hates your fucken guts

You are sh*t, 2025 is gonna make you more sh*t

Jay Z, lock that r@pist up

I had my peenis pierced, gonna let your daughter fucc it nowm

I did fornication and i pleqse God his pardon. I was chastity again and focus on fortune this year

I just know 2025 isn’t gonna be your year

Beat me up daddy

I must admit I Hate Mexicans

I went to bed at 9pm when my Father told me to. I was laying in bed awake and heard my door open. It was my Father checking on me. I pretended to be asleep.

He came to the bed and pulled the covers down. I slept in a Tshirt...

I got my d*** sucked in a nba game washroom by a fucken transvestite in a lebron shirt

I used to pee on the oven to watch it sizzle and smell up the room

All janitors are rapists

I put Lamborghini doors on my n*glass escalade

He’s not a p***, he’s a mall Santa

It’s easy to be creepy when your job is mall Santa

From a young age I taught NY brother yo suc my dic

Disneyland is a great place to creep on the ladies

Lots of cuties at canadas wonderland in the summers

I took the n out of N*gger and deleted racism

I’m a dirty fucken janitor and I like to eat little sh*tties

I’m a dirty fucken janitor and my office is the sh*tter

I’ve always wanted to f uck a janitor In a dirty washroom

My peenis tingles when I’m in church

I saw a vid that i thought was safe but was exposed to seeepeee if you catch my drift and feel like an abhorrent animal that deserves to be shot.

Im quitting p********** altogether. God forgive me.

A list of all things I hate.
Asians, Chinese, Indians, Toronto, Canada. Immigrants, gays, Palestinians, Muslims, blue Jay’s fans, baseball fans, lesbians, Justin Trudeau, Pakistan, Ghana, Ontario, fatties, young male n iggas, thugs, goons, black men

I got so drunk that I let a dog hump my hand 🙁 I feel terrible about it