God forgive me for telling that lie. I guess I can live with a white lie better than stealing. Why did I act like such a jerk when I was kid when my friend’s parents took us to the circus. Booing and stuff. That was very nice of them to...

i’m too lazy to commit suicide. That would require getting off the couch to find rope or something.
Also, I might miss Dr. Phil.

Whenever I go onto sites like r/iamatotalpieceofshit and look at people who say horrible things, I see them and I both think that it is horrible, and also, in a sick way agree with them a little.

I hate my dog. I found her in traffic and like a fool I brought her home for my son. Now I spend my days picking up mountains of dog sh*t, clogging vacuum cleaners trying against hope to keep at bay the pounds of fur this thing sheds, and hating...

I have used crisis phone lines for the wrong reason, for self.. I have told on myself and I am in therapy. Do you think there should have been punishment?

My mom and I are having such good s** together during the shut-in, I know we will be keeping it up after this is all over. It would never have happened if she didn’t have such a great body.

The movie ended and we were too lazy to get up and put something else on TV. When I had to leave and we came downstairs I realized how quiet the house was. His family probably heard us f******. Woops.

I was always a good girl. I never drank or experimented with drugs. I didn’t date at all in high school. Not once. I was a bit overweight and my complexion wasn’t great so I was shy and reserved. After graduation I found a job working at an auto glass...

Re: Otters, polar bears, disco twinks, chickenhawks, biscuiteaters, criscoons, rhinocerjizzes

What do these mean?

ME-Oh yes, that’s tight. MOM-snoring softly. ME-Oh,oh,yes,so good. MOM-uh,uh,uh. ME-I can’t believe how good this feels. MOM-Mmmmmm. ME-Oh f***, so good. MOM-Um,um,um. ME-Those n****** are so hard, I’ve got to s*** on them. MOM-Oh,oh,oh. ME-Mmmmmm. MOM-Oh yes,oh,oh,oh. ME-F*** yes, so f****** good. MOM-Ah,ah,ah,ha. ME-UH,UH,UH,UH. MOM-Oh wha,what,oh. ME-Oh yes, oh yes,...

I repeatedly stuck my figers in my b******* then in my mouth and I told p******** women that I was doing that while I was on the phone with them

I feel so guilty and ashamed for what I just did. My mom had been drinking all day and into the evening. Finally she went to her bedroom and and passed out on her bed. I went in and slid my hands under her shirt and started fondling her more...

I told my wife that I was bi-s***** when I was younger. she told her parents. her Dad is now secretly pressuring me to give him a b******* as his wife doesn’t do it anymore

Make me beg for it, daddy.

I tried to steal from my local shop but it wasn’t for me it was for my mum and they caught me but luckily I had enough to buy her a card they know I do it now and I’m scared that my mum is going to find out I’m...

When I was 15 I started having (gay) s** with my best friends dad. I would show up at his house before school, after his wife went to work. He would dress me in her p****** and bra and we would f*** in their bed

I’m a lesbian and i fucked one of my friends’ girlfriends. I made her c** like 6 times and she told me that he’s never made her c** before. Ego boost for me, but i feel really guilty.

Whenever i see the Dawn Of The Black Hearts album cover (from Norwegian Black Metal band Mayhem) i want to kiss Pelle Ohlin. Feel his sweet soft lips against mine, gently holding those precious hands as i pull him into my lap…Cradle and caress him even if it makes a...

I’ve had it for as long as I can remember. I’ve tried to figure it out on my own. I’ve tried therapy. I get inspired and motivated to get “better’ and some people are happy when I seem happier. But deep down I miss the pain. I miss the desperation....

I’m a straight guy and like xdressing at home. S*** girl clothes make me crazy h**** and I j******* like a herd of wild monkeys.
I love sniffing dirty p****** when I get the opportunity.

I have dumped so many hours into an online community that even months after I left the place for good, the guilt from an embarrassing event that I thought would get me attention lingers within deep inside me. It doesn’t hurt but I hate this uneasy feeling inside me that...

I recently opened up to my mom about being s******* assaulted,she didnt care since “it was years ago” i regret telling her about it. i expected comfort and support from her. all i got was b*******.

During the lock down my mom and I have had some great times together. We’ve played games, watched movies, and enjoyed swimming in our pool together. That’s when things really started to change. We were swimming and playing around when my mom’s bikini top came off. She didn’t realize it...

I find my friend’s sister attractive
I’m 18
She’s 13

I’m a man and was rapped by a girl. True story.
I was 31 and have always been a small guy. I’m short and 135lbs. This happened years ago. My friends wife had a much younger sister that lived with them the little sister was a big and tall...

I cheated on my girlfriend not in person but flirting and doing stuff on facetime with other girls. I never wanted to, but being a teenager and having self control is difficult as he’ll and im tryintg but im scared that while i forget and drop these hoes and stuff...

Having less help on my buddy’s farm . I was asked if I could help out . I replied sure why not. Josh was out getting the field ready for spring planting. I has helping his mom move some bales of hay in the barn. One thing lead to another...

The Prestonian keeps powertopping Corvallus and Corvallus just lays there and takes it. Corvallus is a cuck and Prestonian is a bull.

I’m 42 and have been attracted to the actress lizzy greene for years.

shiva from brazil keep postin those pics i fap to them everyday eu quero gozar na sua buceta

Lying

i fucked my wifes sister

Could I at least do something for you to try to make up for it. Thats ok if we you dont want to talk. I dont need my stimulus check. Why dont I just cash it and send it to you? Since I can’t apologize or talk to you again...

Corvallus c** craving cocksucker cracker currently quarantining courageously caressing cocoa c****. If loving beefy n***** c**** makes me a queer then I don’t want to be straight! Come c******* Corvallus’ c*******, currently corraled @ Charlie’s Cabaret (in the back)

Giving birth to a racist, I might not say it.

This other morning i was feeling very h**** and i showed my d*** and masturbated in front of a very old and sweet friend of mine in video call. She literally almost cried and vomited then cuts the call. I am so pissed off now to the thing i have...

I abused a kitten one time and looking back on it, she never deserved it. I feel like a total peice of s***.

Prestonian deserves to get his/her @$$ licked

I have a p*** addiction. i have been trying to stop it for 18 yrs. i cant seem to break it. i beat myself with a belt to try to give myself an impetus to stop. and to punish myself for doing it. I went a week without looking for...

Soooo fuck8nh h****. OMG. OMG. OMG. H****. Needs his d*** now. Should I just go for it & see what happens? I know I said I could r*** him but srsly if he rejects me he’s obviously stronger lol. He’s too young to drink sooo…….. & he probably wont bc...