gotta go release a chocolate hostage from my pants
Poop boy 41y
Jonesy, your mom wants to name the baby after the place it was conceived. Riley, your mom wants the same thing. How do I shorten down ‘Handicapped Bathroom at Cheesecake Factory in Boca Raton’?
Shoresy #69
I’m Corvallus Bronson Winslow III and I am a proud Democrat! My wife’s African American bull Jaquarious makes all of the decisions in our household.
We have all sports channels on our TV (love Dan LeBatard!) and always keep chilled forties of malt liquor in case Jaquarious is parched. He balls my wife and sometimes is kind enough to let me watch. Sometimes he lets me watch up close and I’m so tempted to lick those big beautiful balls while they’re slapping against my wife’s posterior but J said he’s not into that and I respect that!! I respect blacks! When a black is talking I shut up and listen!
In our house we believe in science and that black lives matter more than anyone else’s. I hope someday our entire neighborhood is all people from black and brown countries! Even if they don’t want me to drain them I just like being around them and feeling their ancient wisdom!
I love draining blacks and other marginalized minorities of color! My ultimate fantasy is to get a COVID 19 vaccine injection while there’s an African black inside my rear and two more in my mouth from Africa or some Spanish speaking country while I’m watching a Democrat on TV telling me the truth about everything!
Vote blue this election if you want brown erections!
(I made up that slogan the DNC is free to use it)
If someone says they are a good person there is a 99% chance they are a piece of sh.it.
Tw/. R***
For some reason I get really turned on and I get off to r*** and revenge p*** it’s so sick and twisted but just hearing the crying and begging makes me feel some type of way. I know it’s wrong but if someone was to r*** me...
I’ve intentionally had impure thoughts and I’m tempted to m*********
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy arrogant faithless fearful insecure worried paranoid afraid decietful anxious had worldly sorrow resentment overreacted passed judgement against others complained to God overreacted lied and I used profanity
I’m at that point where i just eat my own c** cuz im too lazy to get a tissue
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy impatient anxious afraid hypocritical worried had worldly sorrow resentment overreacted passed judgement against others gossipped complained and I lied
Blame Canada !!!
I masturbated repeatedly
I have always been a s***** deviant to a degree.. I had a much older Sis in law who used to flash me..(seemingly accidentally) all the time.. p*** was left around a gas station i worked at..girls and women were always showing their p****** as skirts were so short..I...
I masturbated repeatedly to s****** d********* p*** and I used profanity
I let Ethan Hogbin hide a half ounce of heroine. Because of this, several people died and a conflict set off in a LA barrio
No matter who I’m thinking of when I start jerking my c***, things always end up with me f****** my mom’s great body…
I’ve intentionally had impure thoughts I’m tempted to m********* I used profanity and I’ve passed judgement against others
I’m tempted to m*********
I’ve intentionally had impure thoughts and I masturbated
i have been using laptop late at night even though my parents said i cant use it anymore . i do more chores than how much i normally do to basically deal with my guilt .
I masturbated repeatedly and I used mind projection indicating to women where I work clients and otherwise that I’m a sissyboy who likes women to sodomise me with s****** dildos while I wear women’s clothing engage in homosexual activities while they watch and I made s******* submissive noises facial expressions...
I and got some on my thumb, i didn’t realise but i then put some on the spacebar now noticing a few days later that it has now dried and is flaking off the keyboard and smells
I became drunk smoked a cigar was selfish prideful disrespectful boastful hypocritical lazy arrogant and I’m tempted to m*********
I want to f*** my mom’s body so much. She has a pretty face, but it’s my mom’s face so I would be mainly focusing on her great body. It is almost identical to Jennifer Aniston’s body today. I love her t***, n****** always poking out. Nice a**, she’s Still...
Dont worry about it and dont flatter yourself. You didnt deserve a minute of my time. Im too good for you and Im better than anything you ever had or will have.
Im just glad you’re out of country and moved on to a better place that should keep you...
Hi
I committed i***** …..consentual….not penetrated ….I feel guilty
Please please please don’t call or text her anymore. She’s going to rip you a new a****** I’m not lying I tried to warn you and you didn’t listen please the woman is a psychopath. She does s*** like that just to hurt people for fun. She said that if...
Maybe a phone call would freak you out how about email? Maybe just something private. Great I just would like things to be OK. I don’t want this on my conscience anymore either I really do love you I’m so grateful that you did me a kindness. Please know that...
I was angry disrespectful prideful ungrateful I complained to God overreacted had worldly sorrow resentment and I passed judgement against others
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy arrogant faithless unforgiving unloving passed judgement against others had resentment worldly sorrow I complained had suicidal thoughts
Oh yes mom, I’m getting so close. Oh God, oh yes, so f****** good, here I c**!!
I cry everyday because I feel like s*** for the things I did to my cat. It has been almost 10 years since he died but I still cannot get over it. I was an awful person. Adderall turned me into an angry monster. I keep thinking about the pain...
I’ve intentionally had impure thoughts and I’m tempted to m********* and I was boastful
I masturbated and I used profanity and mind projection indicating to women where I work clients and otherwise that I’m a sissyboy who likes women to sodomise me with s****** dildos while I wear women’s clothing engage in homosexual activities while they watch and I made s******* submissive noises and...
I’m a hypocrite about the Chinese I’m going to join the people’s army. Then I’ll make a West Korea.
I abused my cat when I was on adderall. I didn’t eat or sleep and I put all the anger on him. I tortured him. I destroyed his life. I was very nice to him when I first got him but then I started taking adderall not long after and...
When I was in college, one time, I was at a superbowl party with my buddy at his mom’s house. I knew them all my life and they were the nicest people in the world to me. Eventually, after eating a lot of hot wings together, I had to go...
I’m a Latino happily married to a beautiful latina. We have 2 kids together. But what she doesn’t know is that i been having s** with this white b** for so many years behind her back. I just love big white bbws especially when i do them d*********. idk if...
i did a terrible thing in the past. this is really disgusting but i let my dog lick me in a place she maybe shouldn’t have and i just wish it never happened. i feel awful every time i remember it 🙁 i wish i could stop feeling so guilty...
I overreacted passed judgement against others gossipped rejoiced because of other people’s downfall and suffering was lazy selfish prideful ungrateful disrespectful offensive impatient anxious paranoid afraid insecure and worried
I have a lot of s***** sins. P**********. And b********** on a small scale. It makes me sick the the thoughts and desires in my head. I confess my sins here because I refuse to follow these thoughts anymore. And if I do may God himself strike me down