gotta go release a chocolate hostage from my pants
Poop boy 41y
Jonesy, your mom wants to name the baby after the place it was conceived. Riley, your mom wants the same thing. How do I shorten down ‘Handicapped Bathroom at Cheesecake Factory in Boca Raton’?
Shoresy #69
If someone says they are a good person there is a 99% chance they are a piece of sh.it.
The human body is a machine which winds its own springs. It is the living image of perpetual motion.
The Puppet Master
I made a serious mistake at my job and I was embarrassed afraid insecure worried paranoid
I’m a 49 year old married man (to a woman). I’ve only been with one woman s******* my entire life and have two kids.
Since 2016, I have had s** with 8 men, two of them multiple times. The acts range from a h****** to full on s**. This...
i just masturbated to an e***** scene in a movie and now i feel so guilty. i shouldnt be seeing this stuff at my age.
I just got done f****** my mom.
I masturbated and I used mind projection indicating to women where I work clients and otherwise that I’m a sissyboy who likes women to sodomise me with s****** dildos while I wear women’s clothing engage in homosexual activities while they watch I made s******* submissive noises facial expressions and I...
I masturbated repeatedly
Hey its the 11 year old trans freak again… well like i said im 11 but i LOVEEEEEEE to mastrbuate with markers! I also love to let our dog lick my v*****/p****. I dont know how i came across my first p*** video but i did and it was a...
I masturbated and I used mind projection indicating to women where I work clients and otherwise that I’m a sissyboy who likes women to sodomise me with s****** dildos while I wear women’s clothing engage in homosexual activities while they watch I made s******* submissive noises and facial expressions and...
I fell in love with a stranger from dating app and s** chat him. Is this right?
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy impatient anxious afraid worried hypocritical complaining had worldly sorrow resentment overreacted passed judgement against others I lied and dishonored my father
I deleted my cousins Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga save file 8 years ago. It was somewhere over 90% completed.
I went to a therapist and I was diagnosed with depression.
I masturbated and used mind projection and I heard impure material
I am a crossdresser, I have been dressing up as a lady for all my life,. it’s very addictive and we can’y stop, ever. Don’t want to live as a girl full-time, but love being a chick, extremely hard staying in the closet. Happy sunday everyone
My fwb is a really close friend and wants to bring me on holiday and go sightseeing but I think he’s gonna ruin s** for every guy after him cus sometimes he’ll send a text about wanting to pin me in some alleyway and fill me up til Im dripping...
I make fun of niggtards because I forget my helmet on a short bus🤭
I feel bad for saying this but I frequently want to krill my family’s dog. it’s screwed up, I know, but this dog has destroyed a lot of my stuff and now he’s screwed off with a part of my uniform! He’s even stolen pills I HAVE to take daily....
No Adam’s alert for you !
I masturbated to p*** used mind projection and profanity was selfish prideful ungrateful and lazy
Today I wanted to make a confession. I was extremely rude to someone who worked at a grocery store. I know I should feel bad about it but it’s a 50/50 spilt. On one hand it was rude for me to tell at her in the store, but on the...
I was late for work and I was worried lazy arrogant faithless fearful prideful ungrateful selfish impatient anxious afraid and I lied
i am a bisexual woman in the happiest relationship of my life with a man, but i have a crush on one of my closest girl friends that is eating at me
I try not to be racist, but I never seem to have anything in common with blacks. A lot of the time, they make me feel creepy.
I do my bf’s emails and one job be got asked an interview for, I screwed up and told them he didn’t want it when it was supposed to be addressed to another company and person. UGH!
I destroyed my best friend’s relationship on purpose. I fed him lies that she was cheating on him. I made a fake facebook account to make a fake tinder of her. I made fake accounts to message him saying they were with his girlfriend. He kicked her out of their...
I intentionally had impure thoughts and I’m tempted to m*********
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy anxious afraid worried had worldly sorrow resentment overreacted passed judgement against others and I lied and gossipped
Kurt Cobain did not kill himself and Courtney Love had nothing to do with his death but she knew what happened shortly after he died and helped to somewhat cover it up.
First of all Kurt died on the night of April 3rd/Morning of April 4th 1994 not on...
I made a serious mistake at my job and I was embarrassed afraid insecure worried paranoid anxious selfish prideful disrespectful lazy boastful hypocritical and I lied
I don’t enjoy having s** with my fiance 95% of the time. He’s only concerned about himself finishing and doesn’t help me finish nearly as much
I wish he was more considerate.
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy anxious paranoid afraid worried
I had always fantasized about other men checking my wife out and even touching her. What makes things even worse is she’s very attractive,short,thin and has big b****. She’s constantly being somewhat of a flirt and has mentioned on numerous occasions that she’s completely shaved . She loves to say...
I cheated on my girlfriend after she caught me talking to another girl
I’m tempted to m*********
I wouldn’t call myself a racist, or sexist… ..but i’m honestly really tired of lesbian endings in media. A mix of everything is good now and then, but it feels like so many complain about the lack of it, that it’s now forced into everything so now there’s...
I intentionally looked at impure images and I neglected to share my faith yesterday and I was boastful selfish prideful and I lied and was lazy and disrespectful
I gossipped was disrespectful prideful selfish lazy I lied had worldly sorrow resentment overreacted passed judgement against others and I set a negative example
when i was a kid i humped my cat, multiple times every week at night. it felt so good at the time.. now i can’t sleep at night because of the guilt.
Wearing my sister’s p******, don’t know if I’m trans. Love p****** on my woody, makes me hard and nut off. Sister found out a few times, says I’m a freak.
I feel like a hypocrite because on one hand I’m a social recluse and often avoid social situations, but on the other hand I’m often very lonely, fantasizing about social situations and craving a relationship.