I think I’m transgender.

I sodomized myself with a couple of objects lubed up with Vaseline. I was clean for over a month but started having intrusive thoughts. I got drunk and pushed it in good till I made my p**** hard and leak prostate fluid. Sorry

Do you know what a ,coinslot, is? its a prison term for when the whole penitentiary tries to see how many niqqas can fit they dixxs in yo azz 😂🤣

-Beef Tank from cell block 6 🚫⛔️

Once Halloween is over looks like I’ve gotta crucify Dracula and decapitate blade and make them into some Christmas tree ornaments.
After that?
My real mission.
K*ILL Santa Clause!

The Grinch

To: Dracula the Vampire

I got something you can s*** you undead, filthy parasite with gnarly teeth. What you need is an a$$ kicking the likes of which your 500 year old dumba$$ has never seen but I can provide. I will even administer said a$$ kicking in your hometown...

I am F23 and have a crappy job at Starbucks that does not pay that well, or I should say I can’t get enough hours and am always short on rent and my bills in general.

I complained to my Manager (a guy) and he told me about a girl...

A waffle maker to the face will add some texture to your face before I eat it and drink your blood.
Blah blah blah

Dracula the vampire 🧛‍♀️

Hi. My name is Clara. I’m 38 and single. I have feelings but sometimes they are off point, I tend to be attracted to women who are not good people. It’s the bad boy, except bag girl, thing.

I have a one bedroom, in a nice complex and there is...

The old guy next store is always having Garage sales and selling stuff. A couple of times he asked me to help him out and he would pay me. So I have been working every weekend, and he pays me like $30-$40 each time, easy money for 4-5 hours work.

I have been posting my girlfriend and exes nudes online for months. I wanna feel cucked and I like exposing things that shouldn’t be. Neither of them know. Recently it has gotten out of hand and is ruining my relationship because I j******* too much and I’m not able to...

🎃 You spill our guts, we spill yours🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃

I stomped the head of one thousand gods and met no rivalry to my 5th dimensional powers.

Demon Kane

The first spine you tear out and eat is always the most tasty.

Dracula the vampire

If JoAnna Freeland knew the depth and extent of my irreversible psychological self-harm, she would run for the hills… not that she is even interested in me to begin with.

Despite all your honest opinions, which I do appreciate, you could have called my p enis “the big picture. ” That would have been a thrill.

BOOMTOWN Letterkenny

Nico K from Gütersloh beats up women

I get it cracking like a bat with an aluminum base to the head of a man. I’m a demon killer
Bad man in the mirror, I’m a thriller
Which means you better beat it human

Demon Kane

i looked at furry b****** at school when i was 9 years old.

I’ve had my eye on you for a while…
But this is a kids film not a stalker flick.

Casper the creepy ghost 👻

Keep the steel on yo waist because blacks is out tonight and nighaz is lurking. If they get close they can meet the holy ghost 👻

Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F

Sorry, I’m allergic to niggaz , get the fuc away from me 💥💥💥

Vanauley Glock

I saw my Son’s morning wood, I guess it is more than 8″ in size and I cannot stop thinking about it today. I was so excited about seeing it, after he left for school, I had to take out my Vibe and finish myself…. 3 times.

I am not...

I love to wear my wife’s s*** lingerie and s*** outfits. Also my cousin’s naughty clothes

I s******* myself with a rake handle and f*** myself on my hands and knees till s*** squints out of my b** and gooey squirts out of my dong.

When I was 14 my older brothers and sister came home. My sister was so drunk they had to carry her. They put her in the basement to hide her from our parents and left. She was laying on her stomach and wearing really short white shorts, so short that...

24 f married. I was bad this Friday night. And cheated on my husband while he went bow hunting with his father this past weekend. I was returning home from work. I seen Brad that lived two doors down washing his car. I stopped and asked are you getting ready...

Guilty confession. I do want the wife to find out that her husband is cheating. I wish there was an anonymous way to tell her. I don’t want to do it but I want someone to do the dirty work. I’ve heard of ‘Jon breaks bad news’ but he needs...

My next door neighbour comes over for coffee every morning at 11 and s**** me off… we have a chat and she goes back home… she is in her early 60s.

Been two months nearly… dont even jerk anyone.

Don’t get it twisted foo.
We’ve got REAL niqqas on standby waiting for you to act up.

Vanauley Glock

Platinum blonde woman late 30s with a full right forearm tattoo of a flower on queens Park
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TattedBitchspotter

Getting off p***, trying to clean up my mind. Get the garbage out

This is the true and probably extremely over detailed account of how I finagled my way into a place to live during my homeless years of met addiction and ended up developing a kink for adultery, f****** impossible to f*** religious women with a certain taboo kink to Pentecostal p****....

On the 2nd day of Halloween my true love gave to me… 2 double bladed swords to slice you in half.

Demon Kane

My Boss’s Wife and the Morning Routine
The fluorescent lights of the office building used to feel cold and sterile. Now, they feel like the spotlight on a secret stage, and I’m the lead in a play I desperately want to exit.

It all started so innocently. I was...

I killed 2 people, two peruan army cadets in 1989 whilst in the shining path. I left peru a long time ago, i was 15.

I live with regret every day.

My older neighbor is always outside and watching me when I get home from school. He knows my Mom is at work until at least 6pm. He came over the other day after I changed out of my school uniform and into casual shorts and t-shirt. Shorts were short, and...

I wonder what my wife would say if she finds out her sister is f****** me in my a** with a s*******

The 1st part of this confession is more of a question….
Ok, I am a 24 year old guy living the dream! Great job, hot girlfriend, lots of friends etc….
I have what my girlfriend says is a bigger then average c***….not huge but around 7.5 inches and...

iLL make a mockery out of you, then iLL tell your kids iM sorry

-madchild 57.

I have been cheating on my husband, it started a year ago. My company hired this new guy and all the woman went crazy, tall broad shoulders dark hair and deep green eyes. And so handsome!
First thing we noticed was he did not have on a wedding ring...