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Walked around a corner into an alley near Calle Ocho today and who do I see but that little 5 foot 5 hairy runt of a Jew Corvallus Bronson Winslow aka CORVO Breed bent over for a pack of Venezuelan buggarones.

He kept screaming “NO SE RECHAZA NINGUNA CARGA” or NO LOADS REFUSED in Spanish. He saw me walk by and looked embarrassed then grabbed his cheeks and started wilding out to the tempo of the buggarone pumping away behind him.

Sick guy.

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