The truth is eating you alive instead of making you mysterious or edgy. Gaylord

How about when you get in a street fight with me be prepared to get a f****** a** whoopin like the man you’re pretending to be.

Looking for a booty brother. Looking to do all the things brothers do with each other and their bootys. Black preferred but not required. Interested brothers contact Clark Hallisey at Key Clubhouse 305-693-3508

I know mf white but they da color of cheese just like they teef

I think I might be closeted genderfluid.

Future s** offenders not so anonymous have to have my boyfriend move in completely.

Marlins pitcher ejected after drilling Ronald Acuña for millionth time. Miami Marlins pitcher Pablo Lopez was ejected after hitting Atlanta Braves leadoff batter Ronald Acuña for the millionth time with his first pitch of the game in their series against the Braves. Pitcher Pablo Lopez went inside and beaned him...

Happy Birthday America!
Happy 4th of July!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, Brad! King Dong bringing the thunder from down unda! 👀😳

I masturbated and came on my moms face last night feeling her handful of t**. It was awesome but I think that she was really awake?

The Men in the Army are mostly male!.

I can guarantee the women in the Navy are also mostly male.

The first time I licked a p**** it had been recently in the pool so I had to do a really good job of just warming it up. Then I got to taste the pretty girls 12 y o virgin s***** and it was awesome. I was given some hints...

My mother didn’t move when I cupped her t*** with my hands. Still firm with n****** that seemed to always be hard. I began to knead her soft flesh. Mom grabbed my d*** and It throbbed in her hand. She eagerly squeezed it before bending down taking it into her...

Joel Davis is a Hillary Clinton Campaign official and founder of the organization “Youth to end S***** Violence.” Joel was arrested in 2018 after engaging in s** with a child. Davis had over 3,700 images and more than 330 videos of child p**********, including numerous images of prepubescent minors (under...

Hillary Clinton Campaign Official and Founder of Organization to End S***** Violence Against Children – – Is Arrested on Child R*** Charges – Sentenced to 13 Yrs in Prison. Another All American Liberal, Socialist helping people! He just wanted to make sure that they had Equal Outcomes. It was “For...

On that note, I respect you to never succumbing to temptation and milking me and other simps for all we’re worth. You coulda done that easy if you were shameless and entrepreneurial.

The Court in PA is made up of Democrat Liberal Socialist Communist judges and that’s why they let Cosby walk. He played the race card yet again, just as he played it over and over throughout his trial.

STOP voting for Commies. Get rid of them. The only way...

Last night my boyfriend thought he scored . I let him push my bra up for the very first time. Playing with my t****** and sucking on the n******. Never realized how great it felt .

Where do you hide money from a n*****?

Underneath his work boots

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Dear idiot n*****:…….You omitted answering most of the questions. Too difficult for your low IQ.

You say,”The original bibles have no name! Hebrews wrote all of God’s testimony!Whites are Edomites. God created the Edomites & hates them as well. I hate whites. I have no failures. We as in...

Instead of smacking those balls she should have grabbed them hard and tortured them. Exposing yourself in public makes you a PERVERT!

You deserved to have your balls beaten and punished so you learn some manners and respect for women. So many PERVERTS on this site!

Sure the girls like seeing my balls. And my c*** too. So why wouldn’t I show it to them. They all giggle as it bobs and inclines. They love to watch it stiffen. I even let some of them touch it. Had one rub my balls last week and say...

I went to club aqua tonight and there weren’t many hot guys there at all! I wasn’t looking for Chippendales but maybe a decent guy to “split my cheeks” or “blowout my backsnatch” as Corvallus says. All old ugly or fat guys! Do not recommend!

I purposely haven’t wiped my a** during this heatwave.

TO:—–“Wrong!!!!! The “Jesus” you’re talking about is found in the fake bible that whites…”.

WOW! Your racist rant is unsupported by any fact but is a creative fantasy. And which mental institution are you in?

Your rant sounds like other racist rants complaining about Whites and Asians while claiming...

TO:…….”If “Jesus” is the son of “God” how could he be Jewish?”

You must have BOTH ACCURATE and COMPLETE information to reach the correct answer to any question. NEVER assume that you know everything or that you have the correct data to answer the question.

Jesus was NOT Jewish. Have...

Came home early yesterday my Grandmother dropped me off from summer school . While walking to my room I heard this noise kind of buzzing noise. I looked in my mom’s room , she was laying on the bed naked . She had this thing in her hand and she...

🤣🤣🤣 maycho 🤣🤣🤣 let me guess, Chicago?

I remember at 10 always seeing my foster mom washing at sink.This got me aroused.She was late 40s,smallish with a full figure and wore a short slip.Eventually i got in the habit of coming in behind her at sink telling her i loved her and wrapping myself round her.She never...

The fires in California are, as you point out, NOT lava fires. They are caused by HARP and by lasers and by a few mentally ill folks (antifa, BLM) who believe they are promoting their god’s (Satan) work. They want ‘equal outcomes’, where we will all be equally burned, except...

It had been building for years, my s***** desires for my mother. More recently her admission to having incestuous thoughts about me. Last night I was on top of my mom f****** her missionary. I lifted her legs to my shoulders and pushed them back. I pushed them back until...

Marijuana greenhouses threatened by Lava Fire in Northern California. I hate the name “lava,” because the fire doesn’t come from lava at all. The fire ignited when “lightning” struck Friday morning on U.S. Forest Service land 3.5 miles northeast of the city of “Weed” and 4.5 miles southeast of Lake...

2 months ago, I met this homeless gentleman and gave him money. He gave me a handshake in gratitude and that’s when I felt it. I had to marry him. I started giving him money everyday just for the sole purpose of feeling his hand touch mine again. I mustered...

I downloaded the Osteen app and jerked off.

My cars in the shop, so I’m driving my friend’s old jeep. I went to the gas station and some guy yells Daaaaisy Duke! I’m taking an Uber to the grocery store. 🙄

Always saw my foster mom in bathroom.She was 55,had a nice full figure and always wore corsets which aroused me.I was 17 when frustration took over, so wearing only shorts i approached her from behind at sink.I asked to massage her shoulders on a pretence.Looking over her shoulder she said...

Is getting spitroasted macho?

This backstory is going to be long, bit please humor me…

40 years ago I, a young boy, dreamed of having kids, my wedding day, holding babies. I Absolutely loved satin dresses. My favorite color was pink. The list goes on and on… Now, this is totally okay, but then...

Possible Failure Point Emerges in Miami Building Collapse. Some engineers looking at the failure of a 13-story condo tower in Florida said the collapse appeared to have begun somewhere near the bottom of the building.

The early examinations came as rescuers on Sunday spent a fourth day pushing through...

So I know this website has a lot of jizzle suckers but who are some of the best cheek slammers on this site? I want to get my cheeks slammed for the first time but I want it done by the best, not some limp dicked 2 pump chump.