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The most important election issue facing everyone today is the 0.00003% of the population that have penises and play women’s sports.
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youll go blind when you look into the eyes of a sikoh
-madchild 57
One day I was in my bedroom, I was sitting on my chair with my 12 year old son over my lap, I was smacking his backside with a slipper, my son ejaculated all over my skirt I was wearing, I told my son to stand up, his erect p**** was dripping his come all over my bedroom carpet, I told my son to clean his mess up, my son’s p**** has always been huge when I spank him. One day my mother and my sister, watched me spank my son this time with a paddle, he ejaculated of course, his come all over my skirt again, my mother asked could she clean his p****, which she did, my sister came over to me and asked me if she could s*** his p****, I told her to go for it. One day my son was on all fours in my bedroom, I was wearing a s******* d****, and I inserted it up his a*** passage, and I told my son this was between us, if he wanted to have s** with my mother and sister he could, I made my son my B****, my son had s** with my mother and sister, which I had no problem with that. One day I was really pissed off with my son, so I raped my son, then whipped him hard all over his body with a cane.
I’d torn my sister’s hymen with my fingers, but her v***** still resisted my p****. “Please Baby!” Suzie begged as I pushed hard, then relaxed . . . several times. She screamed in surprise and pain as I stabbed forward shredding her barrier and slamming my full length into her...
My MIL came to live with me and my wife after she broke up with her boyfriend and couldn’t afford to stay in her home. She is 49 and I always saw her as attractive but I had never seen her in a s***** way before. I have been married...
I am a forty year old recently divorced mother of a twenty two year old son. I have been with a couple of men, but nothing lasting. That changed when I opened my son’s door and his c*** was out and hard as he slept, I closed his door quick....
3 year old girl….n***….me
Phil Valentine, host of “The Phil Valentine Show,” which airs from Nashville, Tennessee, was diagnosed with the disease earlier this month. He has since been hospitalized and is on an oxygen machine, brother Mark Valentine wrote in a Facebook post on Friday. “Phil made it through the night. He needs...
My mom accidentally packed her s** toy in my lunch box. The boys called it purple majesty. We shoved it in my dog’s a** over the summer and turn it to full blast. Ole yeller really chomped down after the midget tryd helping him remove it from Hanks fury.
I hate you more an more each day
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a study Friday backing up its stricter new mask guidance, one that concluded that people infected with delta variant may “transmit” COVID-19, even if they have been vaccinated. The recent study found that vaccinated subjects had nearly the same amount of virus...
Michael Freedy, 39, a Las Vegas casino worker and father of 5, died from COVID-19 on Thursday. Three in ten unvaccinated adults say they want to “wait and see” the vaccine’s long-term effects. Those results may not be known for five years. Michael Freedy, known as “Big Mike” by coworkers...
Holy s*** Kenneth Pinyan was right! I just saw the new Burberry Hero commercial featuring Adam Driver and a Horse and i just came hands-free! Help me guys where do I go from here? Clark Hallisey, Miami Florida
You won the battle I won the war. Exile thy New Jesus and his holy jisum. You are crucified with bad vibes forever more the lord of lands but I will continue to pillage you’re Jewish brown smelly asses until you and the Chinese are no more saysim Profit 411
I could take a pinky but not a whole d*** -that would be rough
my first time was with a h*****. it was great
When I was a kid, I had several bullies and had to attend gym class as part of the charter school curriculum. One of the bullies was insanely tall, and I told him that he could give me wedgies whenever he wants (i saw them on tv a lot and...
After failing to land a vault she’s been nailing in competitions since 2018, Biles’ withdrew from the women’s team finals Tuesday. Instead of throwing herself into the air to do a fully extended flip while also spinning around two and a half times, she landed after only having turned around...
My friend’s mom when I was in high school would sick my d*** and lick my a** hole whenever he was in the shower or away. She was a slutty mom
She is going to cuckold him and he doesn’t know. I work with this nurse who is having s** with two different physicians. She slips out with one of them for a break together and she gets banged. I know because the docs told me.
I noticed that one...
Our first time . Tom’s 22th birthday today . I went to hall closet and got a beach towel . And laid it out on the bed . Tom asked what’s up ? I grabbed A lubed condom and the tube of lube . Told him your going in the...
Donald Trump has set a pretty high bar for himself when it comes to wild rants. And yet, over the weekend at a speech in Arizona, here’s the former President of the United States:
“The county has, for whatever reason, also refused to produce the network routers. We want the...
I had s** for the first time with my sister today. I’m 16 and she is 12 as of yesterday. It was wonderful. I was easy on her and she knew it. She had watched me f*** several girls and knew how crazy my c*** could get. I let and...
I had s** with Elite. I wasn’t sure about it at first, but as I stared at his discord profile picture, I realized it was the right decision.
My 51 yr old adopted mom who was short but had a nice full body would stand at the sink wearing a vest bra and nickers,she would then slip them off and wash her p****,she didnt mind me watching.I was 12 and this led me to m*********** a lot...
my sister is my dom now. I had no idea how it worked and now I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I came home in high spirits, but was h**** as hell. It seemed this happened every month about two days after my period. I’d looked at the shapely secretary of mine at work all day with my p**** seeming to burn every time she turned away from me and her...
I thought that coming on my sleeping sister would be easy from the posts here. She was awake in seconds! Then she invited me into her bed. Holy crap!!! She is now my dom and I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom sat next to me on my bed, I sat up and put my arms around her, I said to her, “I love you so much mom, and now I love you as a man would love a woman too, you’re not just my mom, now you know, things...
I had no idle that this took place . Last night while I was sucking my mans d*** . He asked me to snow ball him . Then I had to ask ? I replied with wtf really ? . He shot his wad and I held it in my...
Did you hear the latest? Kate Beckinsale says she’s never been on a date. She feels she doesn’t have much of a dating life because she grows attached to guys too quickly. “I literally meet someone…and then either marry them or get pregnant by them,” she told “Extra.” Wow that’s...
My son kissed me long and passionately as his tongue caressed mine. His fingers lightly played over the lips of my v***** finally finding their way to my c*** that was quickly engorging. I felt my whole body flush as every part of me became an erogenous zone to his...
I am 14 and my BF and I just jacked off together looking at p***. does that make me gay?
I had never made my First Holy Communion at the normal age of 7,due to various reasons.It wasnt untill i was 14,going on 15 when i finially made it.I was in the class with the 7 year olds and to fit in i was dressed like the little girls in...
Last night was a first for my new boyfriend . Before he walked me up to my door . I sucked his d*** . He thought he would be a gentlemen and asked where was the mess ? So he could clean it up . I just looked at him...
After my dad ran off with his secretary a few months ago, my mom has been understandably depressed. Other than work, and getting groceries, she mostly stayed at home. She is very attractive to all my friends and….even me. Seeing her partly or completely naked over the years, I know...
A federal judge has handed down the first felony sentence in the Jan. 6 storming of the U.S. Capitol, sending a Tampa man to prison for eight months for obstructing Congress’ effort to tabulate and certify the electoral vote. Eight months? Is that all? I think we need to send...
I’m gay but not out and in HS. The other day my cousin, a boy who’s three years younger, came into my room and outright asked me to s*** his d…, saying he knows that I’m gay. He’s really cute so I did it and when he c…, he said...
I have the type of body that people want to see my nudes. Its impossible to humiliate someone who spent 5 years living on a naked beach. Cheer up mate things ain’t so bad.
WORSHIP the BOOTY HOLE of Life! The bottom cleanses the detritus from our bodies then welcomes the essence of man with a cleansing & nourishing fluid biome to be shared amongst one another, that is both delicious and nutritious as well as being essential for the future development of life...
Newly wedded bliss! Gwen Stefani is celebrating the two-week mark of her marriage to Blake Shelton. Wow, has it been two weeks already, should this be a surprise? The two tied the knot in a very intimate ceremony surrounded by family inside a special chapel on Shelton’s property which he...
I’m not sure why it felt so good and I never knew it would stick with me.
I was too young and you were much older of all of our friends and we were so close.
For the 15 years of my life I assumed I was straight....
At lunch I realized I had forgotten my purse and headed home to grab it. When I got home, I found the house silent. My husband had said he had a headache and was not going to work. I figured he was in bed, still asleep. My daughter, a university...