I met this old man shopping Saturday and he was funny and cute in a sweet grandpa way but there was just something about him. I ended up with his hands on my head in his car in the parking lot. I keep thinking about it. I don’t even know how he got me to do it but i went back to that store yesterday and walked around for over an hour hoping to see him again. I have never cheated on my bf before but there is just something about this man.
We hunt and SLAUGHTER Shane Ertmoed, once he gets out of prison to take cooking classes.
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WE WILL SLAUGHTER YOU Shane Ertmoed.
And we will SLAUGHTER THE PEOPLE who let you out!
My suit is stained with your blood
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Anyone else planning on spending Halloween night in the insane asylum? Fake crazy people DRIVE ME NUTS
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She is a w****. She is a liar. She is a cheater. I confess I jerked off on her car multiple times
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I do not care about simpletons
Teenage boys who are grounded to there basement would s*** a full grown n***** c*** for five minutes to go out on a Saturday s**** to be that lame girl.. I mean boy. Sorry most boys just do whatever whenever and it’s boys will be boys you’re like a girl...
Smart people, don’t structure sentences like a 15 year old trying to pump out as much hate speech possible from his basement. Smart is not a trate you possess.
I slowly started to slide my sleeping son’s massive c*** into my mouth, trying to go as far as I could. I kept going till I felt it touch the back of my throat, making me gag a little. I slowly started sucking hard, my head bobbing up and down,...
My moms friend is coming by to pick up a curling iron. She’s gonna walk in and catch me jerking off on the couch. I can’t wait
Crazy is the people that force other people to pretend everything is normal and fine. Only animals can do that…
Does anyone know the contact info of N***** Nuts Nick or Dookie Dunker Dushawn? They switch spitroasted me at Cleo’s a few weeks ago before it closed down and I went to the clinic today and I need to inform them of something. Any leads are appreciated. Thanks!
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Fill Er Up Friday tonight at Cleo’s! You and a buddy take turns filling up each others mouths or assholes with warm urine piss! 50 cent mini drafts of Natural Light and Milwaukee’s Best to get your bladder going!
Also don’t miss tomorrow’s Saturday Shits and Ladders where you and...
Stop giving the news attention. That’s all they desperately want.
Boys and their ball sac.
Mother always has a firm grip on my brother’s balls to keep him from squirming away, when he gets a bare bottom spanking,
First she makes him take his pants down and then his underwear too. How embarrassing that he has to stand there with...
Reply TO: “I see posts here about circumcision. My Mother had me circumcised because”…
I agree circumcision was the best thing for you. You should thank your mother. She did the right thing! Your circumcision is an experience you will appreciate all your life.
I see posts here about circumcision. My Mother had me circumcised because I abused my shaft way too much. I should have obeyed Mother’s rules but I didn’t. I broke the rules and rubbed my shaft raw. It got infected several times. Then I lied to Mother and said I...
Without looking at my mom, I got up and walked over to the curtains and closed them. I then walked back to her and sat next to her. I snuggled in close to her and allowed my right hand to fondle her breasts. My mother’s white bra came into view....
A Chinese man walked into a bar in Chicago in 1954 and a n**** was tending bar. The Chinaman said give me a jig Nig. The N**** bartender said, how rude. How the hell would you like it if things were reversed? They agreed to change places and the N****...
The best musician, and nobody gave me anything – EXOPLANETS8
Radio host Phil Hendrie cummed buckets into Corvallus backsnatch with his big fat meaty c***! Neil Rogers was on the mouth end of the spitroast with his very average c*** (but large ballbag).
–Not Phil Hendrie
If I want to cumguzzle what business is that to anyone but me and my cumguzzlees?
– CORVALLUS
HATE IS THE SAME AS ENVY. I FIGURED IT OUT, THAT’S WHY PEOPLE AND I NEVER GET ALONG AND NEVER WILL. 🖕
I REGRET BEING A STAR AND INSPIRING SO MANY HATERS 👏🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
To find love in a loveless planet is to find a mermaid in a poisoned sea. – X0
My name is TREVOR. When I was very young I learned to enjoy drinking pee. When I was 7 years old, and the very definition of a precocious and impetuous boy, my mom would on occasion walk with me about a block down the street to her friends house in...
Imagine finding someone you love actually betrayed you in the worst way possible. Imagine that to be real.
The God that created this world is retarded.
Well there’s a chance you could get hard again honey, like 4 inches 3 inches at least it wouldn’t be hanging around with his head down, like a sad furry named neo
I will never get along with humans. I truly hate them like Lucifer probably does. I wish their demise, I wish their demise, I wish their demise.
I’m a very wealthy man and I’d like to make a proposal to Mr Corvallus Winslow/ Corvo Breedo: I want to try the best of everything and from what I’ve read your a*** s** is world famous. Here’s what I’m offering, 1 million dollars for one night with your backsnatch....
i met a girl online, i liked her, we flirted share nudes too, it was my first time doing these things and well she had done this with many people then. she was my first short girlfriend i had and i broke it off as i wanted something serious and...
I am the S**** Splinter, the MASTER of Manjuice, the connoisseur of C**, the Lord of LECHE, the junkie of JIZZLE, FEED ME, for I Am CORVALLUS
that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow..
Careful you’re pussys don’t get stuck to yer seats. Tis the season fruitcake. S*** my Jolly balls.
Not my business though. You’re liable if she dies from Alcohol consumption, everyone knows she’s with s*** kid’s. All I know is bad parenting.
I responded to an ad on doublelist to where I would get a massage from a guy and we both would be naked. I have never been with a guy before but have always been curious to try and I was really excited about the thought of it. I decided...
Saying good bye is sometimes the best gift you can give someone to make amends for crimes . with a nice 100. To say enjoy your new life !!!
i wonder if he thought i’d fight for him? and that i’m that pathetic i’d settle for video. lol, there’s some women in this world don’t ever need to compete.
That’s the problem I have with suits and boots, they’re untouched hard men that don’t think of the consequences of monsters. I’ll see to it when I die under any circumstances, the first born of every family man will be taken. The boys executed in the streets like a third...
Moons over my hammy – what kind of.. is that two eggs with ham or some s***? Sound stasty, I’m hungry
Guys who want to do a*** SHOULD DO IT PROPERLY. Had f****** GOOD a*** tonight and it was f****** not bad cuz he prepped my hole right by lubing the s*** out of it, f******** it for over 15 minutes with more than 2 fingers and cleaning the s*** off...
