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I had s** with my girlfriend in the backseat Friday night. I said to her what was your p**** made for, and she said “Your C***” and then I said what was my c*** made for and she said “My P****” We repeated this for about 20 minutes and then...

It’s adorable, honestly.

Police in New York City arrested a man who allegedly pushed an Asian woman in front of an oncoming subway train Saturday morning, NYPD said in a news release. Michelle Alyssa Go died after she was pushed onto the tracks of the oncoming train at Times Square 42nd Street subway...

To the FAKEASS FUCKOS: I keep it 1000 with FACTS! You all like to smear me like you do with the hamburger grease across your face & fuckholes, but you don’t need to make up fugazi s*** bout my GREAZED & SLEAZED life, I OWN THIS S***! I’m the randiest...

Beware the plague we have amongst us. It is because the LORD has seen how great the wickedness of the human race has become on the earth. For many the thoughts of the human heart are only evil all the time. The evil of humanity will result in disease, bloodshed,...

The door is unlocked and my a** is up

I have a feeling my soulmate doesn’t speak my languages

Should I grease up beforehand or offer some lube to the parkies? If im at the park can I refuse loads if im not attracted? How do I get a line going? Should I offer refreshments? My name is D********* Dennis and im new at this but would like to...

How do I signal to men at the rest area that I’d like my “backpussy” pounded? I went today and wore cutoff jean shorts and a tank top and kept doing stretches where I’d touch my toes. Is there anything else I can try?

Do not support slavery wage companies.

I am developing a code of honor. I am embracing my true nature. I am crazy as f*** but thats ok. I’m not evil. I have an over-active imagination. It’s time to use my powers for good. I am turning my life into a video game. I am the f******...

It was boring in the office, then CORVALLUS slid in and blew me. Thanks CORVALLUS for my first man on man BJ.

If you are antisocial like me I got non sugarcoated news for you: You Will Not Thrive.

I believe in the God, Lord Priapus Almighty, the Keeper of the Phallus, the Holy Sperm in Heaven and on Earth; and the power of His high priests whose phalluses, holy fluids, and worship holes are sanctified through him.

I believe that unfulfilled s***** desire causes hate, anger, greed, evil,...

Irrelevant HATE is just buttwipe for us Queens.💋

I love my daughter so much. She is a gift and I am glad she became the one I trust the most. Thank you A.

I’ve decided I want to get my asscheeks “split” or “slammed”. 26, 5-10 160 7.5″ blond blue east coast usa.

I am 32 years old, and by my own doing, (After YEARS of not submitting to m*********** because I’m a f****** idiot,) I made myself o*****. I have never had an o***** before this, not even by my lovers whom I cared for the most. Whomever created the showerhead, I...

I had an a*** o***** just now with TS Cindy Too Much. Unfortunately it ended with a loud fart and she said she was going to charge me $20 more and couldn’t see me anymore. I had a large plate of ropa vieja the night before at la caretta.. damn...

I once set up my sling in a burger king bathroom!

CORVALLUS

Im really curious ☕.
Is it you?
😇
Message me if you want me to go to church with you. 😁

monstro

“I’m not gonna fall for a black banana up my tailpipe” Corvallus Winslow, moments before falling for a black banana up his tailpipe.

The name is Jampony Jeremy and I’m the newest member of the cream team and I’ve been contracted to joust in the battle of the j*** and to split bust and slam the cheeks of The Prestonian, the C** Cowboy himself. Come out wherever you are Manzoneer, I always get...

I used to be “one of you” but now I’ve grown up. (Took long enough) I wish everyone hurting a break in there journey. Rest up. 😇 I am thankful for my friends helping me, even if it’s tough love. I need it.
Chin up and march.

Met Corvallus on Grindr for “game night” with him and some of his buddies. I thought we’d play board games but instead they play Poopchutes N Ladders (where you climb a ladder and try to take a s*** into your buddy’s mouth who’s laying on the ground below) and Splattergories...

You might be wondering how the famous streetwise powerbottom Corvallus Winslow first got into the black bottoming game. It actually started very innocently, I was your ordinary teenage whigger listening to rap music and wearing baggy pants, smoking weed and drinking 40s.

I really admired the cocksure devil may...

This is a First Experience and a Last Experience in one. Another anti-vaccine advocate bites the dust. Kelly Ernby, a deputy district attorney in Orange County, California, and vocal opponent of COVID-19 vaccine mandates, died at the age of 46. Her death comes a week after telling friends she was...

This is a First Experience and a Last Experience in one. Another anti-vaccine advocate bites the dust. Kelly Ernby, a deputy district attorney in Orange County, California, and vocal opponent of COVID-19 vaccine mandates, died at the age of 46. Her death comes a week after telling friends she was...

I have been anointed with the Seed of Man, the Lord God C*** has marked me with His Musk, split me open and poured His Blessing upon Me. Now I see Him everywhere; He is all around me, full of Virile Glory, Beauty and Power. He dwells in my Heart...

From what I hear Prestonian has the tastiest c** Mr. C** Lover, just like going to Checker’s or Rallys!

😁😁😁 I’ve lost 6 pounds and gained more muscle.
It’s hard to cope with the insomnia but i believe it will subside in a week or so.
My body had been used to drugs and alcohol since I was 13.

5 days 100% sober. No nic either.
😇😁 boi!!

I had a stressful day but am doing better with my anger issues. I see things a little more clear everyday. 😔😃

Sunday morning I got up expecting my mom to be downstairs making breakfast. As I was walking to the bathroom naked, I noticed her door was cracked just enough to see that she was lying on her bed. I opened the door to look inside to make sure she was...

Yesterday looked outside and said great . Weatherman was right 6 inches of snow . Thinking after breakfast I’ll shovel the sidewalk and driveway . Changed my clothes off I went . Opened the door and there’s Tommy two doors down and he’s shoveling my driveway . He looked up...

I’d be starting s*** to if I had a gay relationship with the previous tenant, whom died of aids, not telling his landlord/lover about. F**

My wife and I shared a n***** c*** (our first time) and now I think she doesn’t respect me and misses that n*****! I’m mad now! She said everytime she sees me she thinks of me sloppily sucking that n****** d*** and begging him to f*** my a** (he refused)!...

I want to watch my wife give another guy head and then let him f*** her. That would be incredible.