Hey Ava, you were talking in your sleep. You said, “Mc D, I love that picture of you with a collar on. That is one juicy sausage!” Then you said “Bennie, don’t eat that! No. NOPE! Come here, it has tobacco sauce on it. NonoNONO! Disgusting! Don’t lick me. Go...

My first love. I miss her every day. Grade school sweethearts. Middle school sweethearts. Her parents quit approving of us between 8th and 9th grades. She was my first kiss. The first time saying “I love you” to. Not a day passes I don’t think of her. I love you,...

Its so damn late and I just had an argument with my cat called Missy. I kept complaining about my problems and financial issues and she said, that she lived in the cat reality and that she didn’t want to hear about my people problems. I am crushed.

Don’t forget tonight at KFC on Delaney and Michigan it’s Corvallus’ Freaky Deaky Chicken Fuckfest! I’ll be in my sling legs up backsnatch WIDE OPEN and the special guest is YOUR D***! I will also be using the mashed potatoes, gravy and coleslaw to eat out fragrant black bootyholes! You...

Most girls have their first time story and so do straight guys or gay guys. I am a gay guy and my first time was with a male nurse. Most of us think of males nurses as ugghhh. I met this guy at a adult bookstore and he took me...

Gay Meds

I first met Corvallus back in 88 when he was working the carnival in Macon, GA and he took me behind the big tent and he taught me how to have b*** s**. Robert Drake, Rolling Stones Magazine

Freshman in college here here who needs Corvallus c***

The strangest thing happened to me, I am a 25 year old guy who had a train run on me by Corvallus, Cream Gene, Jizzle Jim Brush, The Prestonian and Robert Hamburger. They said they just wanted to have a few drinks and talk. Dont trust them! They call themselves...

I am a 36 year old poz guy in Portland, OR and I need a recharge or two this weekend.

Sooooo gaucheeeee. No one cares dumbass. G E T A. L I F E

One of my friends called and told me her sons dorm college home burnt down . Asked if he stay until relocation . I replied sure . He showed up with a gym bag of clothing and a handful of books . I showed him the spare bedroom . I...

i love you vanessa i rlly do and i wish we could be closer to each other. ive had the biggest crush on u ever and idk if u felt the same way. i do still love u and i still have the biggest crush on u like ever. i...

Revalation is coming. Glory to God in the highest. All will be forgiven. 🙏

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For that homophobe out there I’ve got news for you: if you haven’t taken a thick hard c*** up your a** YOU ARE NOT MACHO and if it’s not a b********* YOU ARE A RACIST! Become an anti racist macho man now!

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Many continue to worry about experiencing side effects from vaccines — especially the COVID-19 vaccines — but new data from a comprehensive meta-analysis suggests there is little to fear. The study from Beth Isreal Deaconess Medical Center found that a large number of side effects reported by patients after receiving...

Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Big Herc, Clark Hallisey and Macho Man Randy Savage while he was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.

He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED...

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The first time She was lying naked and practically glowing before me. She was so pale she was like the moon in the dark. I spread her legs and started to enter her. She closed her eyes tight, like she was hurting. I immediately asked her if she was ok....

I am 14 years old. About 1 month ago I had a*** s** with my female dog. A great Dane. She’s neutered, so it’s impossible to f*** her p****. I’ve been trying to bang her since I’m 11, but her p**** is too tight. I didn’t even though about a***,...

WACKING OFF YOUR WHISTLE WEDNESDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here, wishing u mucho mucho amor with yourself, love yourself. You matter. If u are surround by people who don’t make you feel that way, find new people. It may take time so you need to strongly love who you are. Find the...

You’re thinking of Drunkle Ted, and no he just wrote my name on his carmouth, + he lives in Glendale. Hes my biggest fan!

– CORVALLUS

XD you actually confessed, holy f***. We don’t have any relationship to salvage. You are a s***** predator and a psychopath. You’re so fucked Tara.

I’m 19 and I’ve always been told I was gay and more feminine because I’m quiet and a lil shy so I thought having a same s** experience would show me what it would mean, turns out I didn’t like it at all and I just feel used and vulnerable,...

First time here. I came to confess that I regret ever telling a narcissist that i was “in love”(h****) with him. I am not in love at all and he is a serial player. My lowest and worst move in my life was meeting that Catalan scumbag. He still thinks...

I ain’t tryna catch whatever bushel of stds you definitely f****** have.

I deepthroated my first b********* last night! My Mom and Dad would not be happy with me. I am in college but they think I am straight.

I really hope what I think just happened actually happened.

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I had s** with my girlfriend in the backseat Friday night. I said to her what was your p**** made for, and she said “Your C***” and then I said what was my c*** made for and she said “My P****” We repeated this for about 20 minutes and then...

It’s adorable, honestly.

Police in New York City arrested a man who allegedly pushed an Asian woman in front of an oncoming subway train Saturday morning, NYPD said in a news release. Michelle Alyssa Go died after she was pushed onto the tracks of the oncoming train at Times Square 42nd Street subway...

To the FAKEASS FUCKOS: I keep it 1000 with FACTS! You all like to smear me like you do with the hamburger grease across your face & fuckholes, but you don’t need to make up fugazi s*** bout my GREAZED & SLEAZED life, I OWN THIS S***! I’m the randiest...

Beware the plague we have amongst us. It is because the LORD has seen how great the wickedness of the human race has become on the earth. For many the thoughts of the human heart are only evil all the time. The evil of humanity will result in disease, bloodshed,...

The door is unlocked and my a** is up

I have a feeling my soulmate doesn’t speak my languages

Should I grease up beforehand or offer some lube to the parkies? If im at the park can I refuse loads if im not attracted? How do I get a line going? Should I offer refreshments? My name is D********* Dennis and im new at this but would like to...

How do I signal to men at the rest area that I’d like my “backpussy” pounded? I went today and wore cutoff jean shorts and a tank top and kept doing stretches where I’d touch my toes. Is there anything else I can try?

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