In middle school and high school I had my schedule changed multiple times, I rather sue school because I don’t think I was educated enough. Seriously school is just a waste of time and school is for of werid teachers.
My niece made like school but I think she do better online than going to school
Fire drill might be a scare for kindergarten or preschool
I’ve got a date with mary jane.
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I had a litter of 4 puppies. I’m down to 3 now. I killed one… by accident. I’m feeling so so guilty. It’s been 3 weeks since they were born and it was about time they were administered dewormer medication. The vet told me only 1 pill per puppy (4 pills in a packet). A pill fell out 1 of the puppies mouth. I didnt see and thought it was the puppy next to the pill that didnt get it. I gave it to the puppy. In 3hrs time the puppy started breathing fast and died a short while after. The body was lifeless. Tears filled my eyes. I grew attached to them like they were children. As I was burying it, tears fell into its grave, with voices in my head ” you killed her”. Repeatedly…
Say for example, if you were trying to greet timo and the motherfuckers, would you greet them as timo and the motherfuckers or timo from the motherfuckers?
Say Goodbye to Ukraine!
i came out to my family that im changing my gender (M to F) at the start of this year and my younger brother and i today joked about me sucking on his d*** since “its not gay if you are a girl now” which got us both turned on...
I just trashed my wine / beer openers and all the stimulating images. I hope I can quit and be happy under the burning days…
I have some really bad gas right now, will gays pay me money to fart in their faces? I need to earn some money.
Turned 65 today . My plans to celebrate today ? I know this 19 year old black girl . She’s letting me bust a nut in her p**** . Because she never had a guy lick a fresh cream pie from her . 😋
i think my boyfriend got my daughter pregnant and she wants to get rid of it. i love him so much i want to raise it.
When you choose to defy the darkness after years of stagnation, it will get worse before it gets better. Do not give up. Doing battle with those demons and staying the course will take you to a place you have not been in a long time. The weight of your...
Pre teen i was abused by another older male neighbour,not serious abuse but nevertheless abuse.I then began watching females like spying on my adopted mom whenever she was drying off in the bathroom.This really aroused me s******* so i would stand in the hall and m********* sometimes or go to...
Angels, the fight against demons is not over. I know you feel broken and defeated. They will not win, it is just a phase that will pass. Stay strong angels, the world will wake up and see the invisible chains and the grimm future they set up not knowing their...
Someone on her inpersonating me! Yeh I slam cheeks but I ain’t no damn recording artist and I don’t have no single with anyone named big Clark or Hercules. Probably that fool a** Robert Hamburger up to his old games or that p**** a** Jew Corvallus tryin to ruin my...
Yo druggie !!!
A “lid” is code !!! Means , 10 pounds , DEA , is secretly WATCHING you , quick !!! Shut the door, FBI is about to raid .
Git yer b*** out tha door , Licketysplit.. vampy .. sweeep the area , yer gotz bugz
Hey Ava, you were talking in your sleep. You said, “Mc D, I love that picture of you with a collar on. That is one juicy sausage!” Then you said “Bennie, don’t eat that! No. NOPE! Come here, it has tobacco sauce on it. NonoNONO! Disgusting! Don’t lick me. Go...
My first love. I miss her every day. Grade school sweethearts. Middle school sweethearts. Her parents quit approving of us between 8th and 9th grades. She was my first kiss. The first time saying “I love you” to. Not a day passes I don’t think of her. I love you,...
Its so damn late and I just had an argument with my cat called Missy. I kept complaining about my problems and financial issues and she said, that she lived in the cat reality and that she didn’t want to hear about my people problems. I am crushed.
Don’t forget tonight at KFC on Delaney and Michigan it’s Corvallus’ Freaky Deaky Chicken Fuckfest! I’ll be in my sling legs up backsnatch WIDE OPEN and the special guest is YOUR D***! I will also be using the mashed potatoes, gravy and coleslaw to eat out fragrant black bootyholes! You...
Most girls have their first time story and so do straight guys or gay guys. I am a gay guy and my first time was with a male nurse. Most of us think of males nurses as ugghhh. I met this guy at a adult bookstore and he took me...
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I first met Corvallus back in 88 when he was working the carnival in Macon, GA and he took me behind the big tent and he taught me how to have b*** s**. Robert Drake, Rolling Stones Magazine
Freshman in college here here who needs Corvallus c***
The strangest thing happened to me, I am a 25 year old guy who had a train run on me by Corvallus, Cream Gene, Jizzle Jim Brush, The Prestonian and Robert Hamburger. They said they just wanted to have a few drinks and talk. Dont trust them! They call themselves...
I am a 36 year old poz guy in Portland, OR and I need a recharge or two this weekend.
Sooooo gaucheeeee. No one cares dumbass. G E T A. L I F E
One of my friends called and told me her sons dorm college home burnt down . Asked if he stay until relocation . I replied sure . He showed up with a gym bag of clothing and a handful of books . I showed him the spare bedroom . I...
i love you vanessa i rlly do and i wish we could be closer to each other. ive had the biggest crush on u ever and idk if u felt the same way. i do still love u and i still have the biggest crush on u like ever. i...
Revalation is coming. Glory to God in the highest. All will be forgiven. 🙏
Hi my name is Pi and I live in Bangkok
For that homophobe out there I’ve got news for you: if you haven’t taken a thick hard c*** up your a** YOU ARE NOT MACHO and if it’s not a b********* YOU ARE A RACIST! Become an anti racist macho man now!
Macho Man Corvy Savage
Many continue to worry about experiencing side effects from vaccines — especially the COVID-19 vaccines — but new data from a comprehensive meta-analysis suggests there is little to fear. The study from Beth Isreal Deaconess Medical Center found that a large number of side effects reported by patients after receiving...
Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Big Herc, Clark Hallisey and Macho Man Randy Savage while he was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.
He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED...
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The first time She was lying naked and practically glowing before me. She was so pale she was like the moon in the dark. I spread her legs and started to enter her. She closed her eyes tight, like she was hurting. I immediately asked her if she was ok....
I am 14 years old. About 1 month ago I had a*** s** with my female dog. A great Dane. She’s neutered, so it’s impossible to f*** her p****. I’ve been trying to bang her since I’m 11, but her p**** is too tight. I didn’t even though about a***,...
WACKING OFF YOUR WHISTLE WEDNESDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here, wishing u mucho mucho amor with yourself, love yourself. You matter. If u are surround by people who don’t make you feel that way, find new people. It may take time so you need to strongly love who you are. Find the...
You’re thinking of Drunkle Ted, and no he just wrote my name on his carmouth, + he lives in Glendale. Hes my biggest fan!
– CORVALLUS
XD you actually confessed, holy f***. We don’t have any relationship to salvage. You are a s***** predator and a psychopath. You’re so fucked Tara.
I’m 19 and I’ve always been told I was gay and more feminine because I’m quiet and a lil shy so I thought having a same s** experience would show me what it would mean, turns out I didn’t like it at all and I just feel used and vulnerable,...
First time here. I came to confess that I regret ever telling a narcissist that i was “in love”(h****) with him. I am not in love at all and he is a serial player. My lowest and worst move in my life was meeting that Catalan scumbag. He still thinks...
I ain’t tryna catch whatever bushel of stds you definitely f****** have.
I deepthroated my first b********* last night! My Mom and Dad would not be happy with me. I am in college but they think I am straight.
I really hope what I think just happened actually happened.