32F. I went ghost hunting naked on a dare. Old abandoned house, place falling apart, rumored to be haunted. Left my clothes on the porch and walked right in. The rumors were true, there was something there. Dark apparition, moving around here and there, disappearing, re-appearing later. I was scared, but honestly more embarrassed that a ghost saw me naked.
I fantasize with telling my wife that I do not have Erectile Dysfunction. I actually only get hard for girls under 13. Im thinking about leaving her because of it so i can be a ped. Cause its the only thing that gives me any sort s***** pleasure.
Had a hot dream a bunch of cute young guys were p****** everywhere. It wish it was real
Corvallus can I pay $1000 for a full seed BJ from the world famous Winslow? In Miami beach til Wednesday, how can I reach you?!
Bill The Spill
Yeah, OK, sure.
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I’m at the Orlando airport, where is Corvo Breedo? I need some cheeks!
I knew it was corvallus when I saw him: bandolier full of pig sweat poppers, handlebar belt, assless pink leather chaps, a t shirt that read BACKSNATCH CUMPDUMP and an a*** so hairy it looked like a shower drain in a greek bathhouse.
Can I? I asked. NO LOADS...
i confessed my feelings to this girl i know for like 5~ years now and i slowly got rejected over the span of a week, the worst part is she told me she was inlove with me in the first 2 years weve known eachother, i liked her back then...
Finally, guilt free poonani. That was easy as f***. Time to shave my balls.
Love is not real. That is very freeing and soothing to the soul. 😌
F****** gossip stalkers saying I drink liquor when I NEVER drink liquor, I hate the taste and I am not having any withdrawal symptomps gossip tarot readers. F****** crazy, I hate those that use tarot to gossip b*******. I drink beers and not only beers, but high quality ones. Guetto...
I lost my virginity to my dad’s friend. Now he’s blackmailing me into s** every chance he gets.
Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Big Herc, Clark Hallisey and Macho Man Randy Savage while he was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.
He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED...
I was travelling for business, I am a married man as well. I was in the hotel sauna alone and about 5 mins later an older gentleman walked in. He was right across from me and after a while he stood up removed his towel to stretch revealing his what...
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I hope the owner takes down this site. 1. it is broken it has no ‘contact us’ like stated 2. it has no moderators I hope it gets shut down.
I recently had a f m f t******** with a college friend and her husband. I’ve been with other females this was a first with another attending male . Afterwards we just laid there on their bed . About an hour later still frisky . I reached over and started...
I met “Herbert Hartounian” for a*** s**, turns out it’s just the Prestonian wearing a blonde wig, platform shoes, a fake beard and putting on an Armenian accent. I feel so foolish to have been tricked again by him, and yes he farted on my face after s**.
Corvallus...
We talked about it many times . I gave up and said yes for a t******** . We decided on our choice and talked to him to see if he wanted to join us . The big night came . Since we didn’t have a large enough bed . We...
Poz guy here in Sacramento seeking hiv recharge, syphilis, and gonorrhea super infection.
Last night I was at Pasta house for dinner . I sat at the bar . There next to me a single lady . The guy next to her was trying his best to pick her up . Finally she turned and said look I can lick p**** better than...
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OUR FIRST S****** PARY. They sat on the couch, looking around nervously but trying as hard as they could to look like they’d done this before. Almost afraid to make eye contact with anyone else, they tried to find something to talk about so they could feel more comfortable. Kate...
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Dear Mathew madam, I seek your forgiveness. I was arrogant , rude and stupid in my 9th grade. Undeserved, unexpected success creates Pride which causes a fall. It’s true . At this stage of my life, I can truly comprehend the scale of my loss. Disregarding the advice of my...
when you are given what you deserve even while afraid of asking for it.
Highschool prom night . From motel room to motel room . I stumbled upon a room . There were six guys taking turns f****** this black girl . Watching each other and cheering them on . One guy said stick around and take a turn . He said she’ll grind...
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I lost my virginity at the viewing of my Nana when I was 15, it was at my Nans old house in one of the upstairs rooms and it was an older cousin who took it.
If you want to get your c*** sucked just walk up to one of the faggots there and pull your c*** out and say “s*** this f*****”.
Say Goodbye to Ukraine!
i came out to my family that im changing my gender (M to F) at the start of this year and my younger brother and i today joked about me sucking on his d*** since “its not gay if you are a girl now” which got us both turned on...
I just trashed my wine / beer openers and all the stimulating images. I hope I can quit and be happy under the burning days…
I have some really bad gas right now, will gays pay me money to fart in their faces? I need to earn some money.
Turned 65 today . My plans to celebrate today ? I know this 19 year old black girl . She’s letting me bust a nut in her p**** . Because she never had a guy lick a fresh cream pie from her . 😋
i think my boyfriend got my daughter pregnant and she wants to get rid of it. i love him so much i want to raise it.
When you choose to defy the darkness after years of stagnation, it will get worse before it gets better. Do not give up. Doing battle with those demons and staying the course will take you to a place you have not been in a long time. The weight of your...
Pre teen i was abused by another older male neighbour,not serious abuse but nevertheless abuse.I then began watching females like spying on my adopted mom whenever she was drying off in the bathroom.This really aroused me s******* so i would stand in the hall and m********* sometimes or go to...
Angels, the fight against demons is not over. I know you feel broken and defeated. They will not win, it is just a phase that will pass. Stay strong angels, the world will wake up and see the invisible chains and the grimm future they set up not knowing their...
Someone on her inpersonating me! Yeh I slam cheeks but I ain’t no damn recording artist and I don’t have no single with anyone named big Clark or Hercules. Probably that fool a** Robert Hamburger up to his old games or that p**** a** Jew Corvallus tryin to ruin my...
Yo druggie !!!
A “lid” is code !!! Means , 10 pounds , DEA , is secretly WATCHING you , quick !!! Shut the door, FBI is about to raid .
Git yer b*** out tha door , Licketysplit.. vampy .. sweeep the area , yer gotz bugz