When I watch p*rn I pull up pictures of Ryan Gosling along side the video and imagine it’s us. I have a feeling I will never find love, marry, or have kids because of my unfortunate appearance so I find comfort in my creepy celebrity crush on Ryan Gosling. Sorry Ryan.
I’ve used AI to make photos of girls I know sexier. Not proud of it.
I have just spent half an hour chatting to the new girl renting next door. She a 25 year old primary school teacher, boring I hear you say…… no not at all, I was naked and so was she! It’s just so hot that nobody seems to care about what we used to call ‘common decency’, it’s all forgotten. Lovely t*** Laura, fabulous b** Laura.
I’ve got better things to do tonight then die!
Autobot Springer
huge male feet on my c***
schizophrenia is used to get rid of: Dissidents, people that CAN change the world, different people, those you dislike.
I have 1 daughter and I will never have another child again. I will respect nature, I will not take away my own peace of time, I will save up the economy
I wish I never had a brother and a sister. I hate them and I hope they either leave my life like they never existed or die. Mothers should only have 1 child for their peace, economy, and time. Having more than one child is a spit in the face...
hahah they lack originality. I use red lights, they use red lights, I use blue lights, now they use blue lights. Holy s***. Monkey see, Monkey doo.
I hate humans but I hate my enemies too much. I pray they get back all they give…
Im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it was just a catfish. Thank God. She doesn’t need to be rescued and I don’t have to change. Bring on the poolparty’s dude. Thanks so much for clarifying. I’ll never bother you again. Promise.
Ayy My girl is bangin’ She’s so low maintenance Don’t need no champagne poppin’ entertainment Take her to Wendy’s Can’t keep her off me She wanna dip me like them fries in her Frosty (frosty)
But every now and then when I get paid
When I was 9 a 40 yo man jacked off on my bare a** after he saw me peeing with my pants around my ankles. He walked up beside me and said he had to pee too. He pulled out his d*** and noticed me looking at it in amazement....
I s***. I am useless. I’m a disappointment. I should stop trying to be better. I fucked up bad. This cannot be fixed.. Just like me. Please forgive me.. I wont forgive my self, ever.
There are people so sensitive about my d***…it seems like it’s just the biggest thing in their life and will earn them fortune. They are obsessed about my duck so much that there is no other thing in the world which gives them that pleasure. Unfortunately I am not able...
We’re spending some time at a fancy hotel . We enjoy our first public s***** session. They have a indoor pool and hottub . Last night I sat on my husband lap while in the hottub. He gently slid my swim suit over and pentertated my p**** . I gently...
Well I f*** a hog whom I taughts howsa speak mu mama said forest you get dem britches off an f*** that pig”.”?
Automatic “Do not recommend channel” when new music is suggested. Thank God I get few rats suggested in Youtube.
From an early age i peeked at my adopted mom u*********/washing etc etc which started me m***********.She was 52, short,nice full body and short permed hair.When no one else was around she did this which really aroused me.One day in the hallway she asked if i knew about s** so...
I saw Corvallus at a grocery store in Miami yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was...
I’m soo in love and feel so cared for. My guardian angel, blessing in disguise, my sugarboo.
Are you dating putin? Yesterday you were like blah blah blah let me s*** him. Now your f*** putin. Nobody’s manipulated by a dim-witted nobody. Why don’t you figure out what works best on the gay scene. Since you can’t keep c*** out of your mind or mouth or a**
I could drink another man’s money up, then s*** his d*** dryer then the bottles of beer I drained.
Yesterday we dropped our car off at the repair shop . We went next door to the motor mort and purchased couple drinks . My boyfriend Tom called in a Uber ride to get home . About ten minutes later he showed up . When we gotten in the car...
President Putin is a great man. Biden is a demented Zionist puppet.
Last week I was going though my mothers dresser for hiden money . I found a book on s***** positions . I showed my boyfriend . We tried the one called revise cowgirl . I played with his nutsack and ended up playing with my c*** . Before he nutted...
lol “f****** video d** net” hehe
I went to a native doctor who gave me native medicine to protect me from demon attacks, which I had previously experience, and it keeps repeating itself. so I was afraid because they gave me sleepless nights. But I pray the good Lord will forgive me in His abundance mercies....
Then there was the time I went to Talladega, for the Nascar race. I brought my sling and my popper bandolier even though friends said I shouldn’t. I set up in a bathroom on the furthest part of the track and waited. Lots of rednecks came in and called me...
I was on Xhamster gay video site and came across vides called Cump. Had never heard of the term Cump before.
Sorry but black people ruined music with their angry “fight me” guetto s***. The used to be soft in the past. What happened?
angry music is for insecure people. Get classy tantrum adult kids
Scary dominating women Scare the s*** out of me and I am a woman. Stop yelling and abusing kids 😔 Even adults get scared, hell, even your husbands!
I am determined to find a site similar to “the experience project” NOT SimilarWorlds either! If you know one post it on here I’ll be checking 😉
Kiss my backsnatch and massayge my prostate! Even a maycho hombre needs a massayge now and then!
bought someone’s groceries and ngl, kinda better than drugs. direct provision housing can s*** a d***.
I share a bedroom with a older sister . This morning she woke me up . Sounding like a slight moan . I asked her if she was ok ? She replied yeah feeling great . Then I asked what are you doing ? She looked over and smiled and...
We just returned from a business trip with my husband in Puerto Rico . One day at lunch with 6 of the ladies . They were discussing their afternoon while their husbands were off with their business luncheon . Three said they had appointments for a Massage . One said...
Thinking about going down to Steam Works baths and getting some action.
Hola I m looking for gay cowboys in San Antonio
You couldn’t handle my love an loyalty. I personally believe in your failure when it comes to any test of truth ism
Idiocracy won apparently.
Tonight i finally said screw it and took a chance. I have had a intense attraction to my sisters feet for a few years. Im 17 she is 12 . Tonight after she went to bed i waited about a hour and went into her room and like a present...
I love you with a violent passion