Today I’ve been touched romantically by a guy for the first time in my life. I didn’t believe it’s possible for me to be… loved?
I know it’s humiliating that it happened only now, when I’m 23.

Little Bobby’s life changed yesterday . He just turned 14 . He’s my best friends little brother . I’m thinking is he old enough to get hard ? I was sitting on the floor . I looked over and said come here . He was standing over me . I...

I got a Big Buford fart to my big Jew nose once and it smelled wonderful! It had notes of gouda, city dumpster and portapotty! Delish!!!

CORVALLUS

My roommate had a party last night. I (29f) stayed in my room. One of her her guests (idk 20-? m) later came into my room while drunk. (The lock on my door is temporarily broken). I was trying to be polite, but was slightly uncomfortable. I was standing by...

You don’t know up from down let alone what s** is which macho

In all of human history how many men an woman got married.. that’s right your not that smart. What’s the average rate of divorce? Mhmmm sure tell signs

My ex and me , we both belong to middle class family and we were around 22 years old. It was her first time as well. We did not get enough private moments as we had to meet outside in parks. And I could not dare to ask her to...

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Its love, its exciting and new. Come aboard we’re expecting you!

My wifes friend and coworker Denise Hugged he tight when we was getting ready to move I was wereing basket ball shorts no underwere she was hugging me tight I purposly was Throbbing my p**** wanting her to feel in in her Crotch she whispered in my ear yes I...

By “c*** practice” we thought you were talking about a gynecologist.

“C*** practice” doesn’t make you smarter than i said the guy not smoking Crack under an overpass in lama pajamas. Infact your more twisted inthe head then i thinking you’re a girl because you’re a gurl 😉

I went back home to help plan our mothers funeral . I stayed with my older sister and brother n law . Second night there I could hear them f****** . Sister moaning . She was getting the d*** so good you could hear the headboard bouncing off the wall....

i saw a girl i’m interested in cry today. she was so upset, and she was so f****** pretty. i did my best to console her but all i could think about was having her up against a wall

I have verifiable information that Corvallus was at Savoy tonight and got double penetrated on the main dancefloor by Big Herc and Broomstick B**** Byron (with Big Herc acting as the anchor c***). I heard he was wearing his blue popper bandolier and patent leather booty shorts. I guess his...

So recently we’ll more like a couple months ago I went out and met up with a black guy, now we were supposed to just hang out but after talking a little I ended up sucking his c*** in his car, now I’m not tryna be like biased or nothing...

Hey Corvallus can you post a photo of your “bodacious backsnatch”?

No one understands how much jealously I have from my wife having s** with her sister’s husband. He controls her and that ends up controlling me too. I get so jealous and possessive when she goes over there to her sister’s house. I don’t want to share. I know what...

Timmy’s first time yesterday . At first he was scared about sticking his d*** into me . After penetration it was like all nature kicked in . God turned on the h****** app on . LOL He ponded my p**** . Afterwards I rolled him over and mounted him ....

One of the first dogs I ever b*** fucked was a 4yo female Sausage dog named Minny. It took me several attempts to get my throbbing c** stick up her tiny c**-tunnel. I had to resort to using my index finger for 5 mins to loosen her up. Once I...

panic attack, panic attack help! I am choking on this anger and rage.

Dear Judy: we tried. and, it was absolutely unquestionably the time of my life. Thank you. A thousand times, thank you.

❤️

I filled Tom’s birthday wish . My very first t******** last night . What a feeling one guy is making love to my breasts and the other is licking my p**** . Oh My god what a feeling . Tom took me d********** while I sucked this guys d*** ....

Tom Brady retires from football and there is all this tribute stuff about him on CNN, MSNBC, along with the sports channels. Two months later he is back with Tampa Bay. Think of all that wasted airtime on his retirement. Now we can get it all again when he retires...

It GNAWS at me that I am probably a cuckold. Someone posted that studies show 23% are raising another man’s child and 17% of women have s** with a relative.

That bothers me and I can’t forget it because my wife visits her married sister a lot. She seems touchy...

REPLY TO: “Yep Lorena Bobbitt types who prefer cutting the b********.”

The juvenile detention prisons are dangerous places. Young boys in prison are desirable for sodomizing orally and anally. There was boy incarcerated in juvenile prison for exposing himself to girls and r***** them. He was put in the...

I remember when Corvallus first bottomed for Shaquille O’Neal. He said “He had a Shaq attack on my backcrack with his black cack! His black sack Nick nack paddywhacked my ballsack!”

Corvallus is one of the best poets on SimplyConfess IMO

The ecstacy of gay 69

Big mushroom heads, tight holes and poppers down at the bookstore.

Iv recently come to realize I’m acesexual and bi romantic I have been leaning into the bi side more noticing other girls more and I want to kiss a girl so bad sometimes lately it hurts and is so confusing realizing this but I love it

I shared my wife with four of my buddies last night. It was our first time and we were both nervours but it ended up being a great experience. My wife and I are both white and from the midwest. I am 37 and she is 32. I invted my...

i was f****** myself with my v******* when i suddenly sneezed and my p**** tightened so hard it shot out of my p****.

8.5″ x 6″ uc

Yep Lorena Bobbitt types who prefer cutting the b********. They often gravitate to places where they can watch it happen or actually de-ball a male. My girlfriend has a female friend who works at a physician’s office who specializes in Gender Transition Surgery. That’s genital reassignment surgeries. Her girlfriend is...

one night my step sister gave me head for the first time when we were both the same age (14) it felt amazing and we’ve been doing it every night she came over ever since

Searching online for a first gay hookup. Think I am too scared to go throuh with it, but I a have been edging and really want to s*** a guys c***.

i think i’m in love and i don’t want what we have to end

Is that gay person retarded? My mom say he is retarded.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got a plan lined out to s*** the dookie out their butts. Hey he’d be talking s*** to keep them still ahaha

Its great that you shared your girlfriend with your Dad. A good son should let his Dad have his girlfriend at least once a week.