I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got a plan lined out to s*** the dookie out their butts. Hey he’d be talking s*** to keep them still ahaha

Its great that you shared your girlfriend with your Dad. A good son should let his Dad have his girlfriend at least once a week.

If you want to get your backsnatch clean, get an enema bulb, fill it with warm water or saline, lube it up insert and slowly squeeze it into your r*****, then squat and excavate. Douche again until the water runs clean out your bottom, then you are ready to get...

A TikTok video speculating that Russian president Vladimir Putin could have Parkinson’s has gone viral. It was posted by a nurse, who goes by the username Haus of Petty or @musclesandnursing and has since racked up more than two million views. “Nurses and medical professionals, I’m going to show you...

My 68 year old neighbor Tamiko kept asking me to help her with this or that around her house. For her age she looks excellent, Japanese, slim and petite, very few wrinkles, cute bob haircut, C Cup t***, very cute smile.

After helping to install a new faucet and...

I hope the end for Europe and the USA is soon…Terrorists 🖕

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There’s a monster I the lake nobody knows about. It’s thousands of years old. I feed it my victims and play opera too help it digest. I’m going to die soon. But not without feeding it once more

I masterbated with a toy for the first time and it was amazing. I never ever thought that I could feel such pleasure because I’ve been trying for years now. YAY!!!

I met this guy on tinder. I don’t think he is ready for a relationship but I am. So I will keep going on dates with him until he is ready. I won’t force anything to happen. But I want him to realize he deserves to be loved and have...

He is much older than me but I want him inside me. I want to kiss him, laugh into his neck, feel his heart beating against mine. F***.

my Name is Joshua and I want to try g****** with a man or boy, please call me 904-881-4281 or 904-384-4776 please call me.

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Jake’s birthday today . I sat between his open legs . He was more scared than I was . I unzipped and unbuttoned his pants . And released his d*** from his underwear. I slowly stroked his c*** until it was firmly hard . I then leaned down and started...

I beat my wife more often then she smokes cigarettes through out the day. I molested my son which was difficult as he is much larger. I’m not trained unless your talking about my f*** hole I use to sit on n****** creamy dicks. I’m much to old to properly...

Couldn’t keep me out if you tried.

What is a sling and why did Corvallus bring it to a Popeyes bathroom? This guy is a real piece of work!

You are a black girl.

I have slept with and had s** with a Black girl but I never got to C** in a black girl p**** and I really want to! Always Condoms or Pullouts.

A nice nuclear apocalypse would bring tranquility to everyone, including the crazies.

i seen your number shilitzel hymen fligphor. Mark the day zoo n oll huv that is which you know,🧐 will forever foreshadowing one moment. Go on rui like wee little things of that is which you are.

You’re not tough sugar t***…

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I’ll have my sling set up in the handicapped stall at Popeye’s Chicken on NW 20th this afternoon at 430PM. Just knock and say “what’s sleazy?” and my assistant Clark Hallisey will open the door and lube and fluff you up for the final boss: the bodacious...

You people are all fucked. All 3 of you.

When Cleo’s reopens I hope Corvallus/DJ Hepatitis C is the DJ for opening night on Whigger Wednesday.

I witnessed Corvallus get tag team spitroasted by The Greaseman, Phil Hendrie, Howard Stein and Neil Rogers. It was all these deep voices grunting and smacking his buttocks. Very carnal and wild show they put on. Corvallus kept screaming the following slogans:

that’s your asspussy! Breed me! Don’t stop til...

You spent my money on a b** because your a b** 600 is 400 to you. It’s always I can’t pay my bills I a p*** attic and work everyday for my beer social security is my life saver. We’re are the Crack kits Biden sent me I gotta jump...

You… send people “t***** p***” not me. As well as wearing a c** bib around town bright colors and dark alleys really get my c*** hard. You got crust around mouth

I was just chilling at my boring office job, then Matt Roloff came up and blew me. It was better than Corvallus’ bj

The one and only time I met Corvallus Winslow was at Bottoms Up! in Ybor City, one of the grimiest backdoor blowout bars in the country.

He got train spitroasted by the following individuals that night:

Clark Hallisey, Ricky The Dragon Steamboat, Pat Sajak, Cream Gene, Pringles Can...

I cut myself for the first time and it made me feel at ease and I don’t know why

huge male feet on my c***

schizophrenia is used to get rid of: Dissidents, people that CAN change the world, different people, those you dislike.

I have 1 daughter and I will never have another child again. I will respect nature, I will not take away my own peace of time, I will save up the economy

I wish I never had a brother and a sister. I hate them and I hope they either leave my life like they never existed or die. Mothers should only have 1 child for their peace, economy, and time. Having more than one child is a spit in the face...

hahah they lack originality. I use red lights, they use red lights, I use blue lights, now they use blue lights. Holy s***. Monkey see, Monkey doo.

I hate humans but I hate my enemies too much. I pray they get back all they give…

Im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it was just a catfish. Thank God. She doesn’t need to be rescued and I don’t have to change. Bring on the poolparty’s dude. Thanks so much for clarifying. I’ll never bother you again. Promise.

Ayy
My girl is bangin’
She’s so low maintenance
Don’t need no champagne poppin’ entertainment
Take her to Wendy’s
Can’t keep her off me
She wanna dip me like them fries in her Frosty (frosty)

But every now and then when I get paid

When I was 9 a 40 yo man jacked off on my bare a** after he saw me peeing with my pants around my ankles. He walked up beside me and said he had to pee too. He pulled out his d*** and noticed me looking at it in amazement....