Did somebody punch their kid to many times? I’d run away with slim chance of survival too if that smelly midget tried gimping after me too scream in my a**

Okay…. Let’s see…. Something more modern, not that the 80’s didn’t rule but…. Uh…

Oh yeah, they were pink p**** hats at women’s marches while screaming at normal people with a lisp “thtop it right now! Jutht thtop it…. How dare you, mithter!”

My bf tore my a** today. He spread my a** too hard while f****** me and it hurt like a b****, then I noticed blood. It really hurts to s*** now, so to anyone reading this be careful with your girl.

The time has come to unspool the coaxial cable and insert it in my a***. The only question is how far inside me I can feed if.

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Fewer confessions, but some with complete links and some with photos. Fewer mentally ill too.

TO ALL you IDIOTS complaining about treatment you got in the Hospital. Well take a look at the RULES: ht tps://rense.c om/1.mpicons/slider20200710/th.jpg

Now tell me why you are so special that you don’t have to obey the rules. If you simply comply with staff instructions then you won’t have a...

I love sleeping with older women especially the ones i ones .n late 50s and 60s . I prefer divorced.

when I was 9 I would find either a sharp stick or a sturdy thin stick that wouldn’t break and
I would scrape myself until I bled and then I’d go for a few seconds longer. It left marks for years and it was very attentiony. I understand and...

I have a video of my Aunt on her knees blowing some guy she knows. I never believed I would blackmail someone for blowjobs, but there I was.

I sat on my hand until it fell asleep and then I masturbated with it clumsily. It was like I was getting a h****** from another person

My Mother had me circumcised because I abused my shaft way too much. I should have obeyed Mother’s rules but I didn’t. I broke the rules and rubbed my shaft raw. It got infected several times. Then I lied to Mother and said I didn’t abuse it. I got caught...

My brother got me pregnant. My husband thinks it is his!

We have been trying for a few months to have a child. I stopped birth control so my husband could get me pregnant. It didn’t happen. I didn’t want to worry my husband so let him think I was...

Deez nuts are busy seasoning your grandma’s mouth, Draggler

My uncle Rodrigo viscously and raped my a****** HARD. Even though it was r***, I absolutely enjoyed it. He got my cousin to join us, and he let me hit it back from behind. Obviously the cousin was a man. My d*** had blood all over it. They were black,...

The first time I had s** was when I was in 5th grade. I was violently raped by Mr. Herbert, my P.E. teacher. First, he randomly started looking at me weirdly while I was running and playing outside. I think everyone in the class knew he was a creep but...

Mentally I’m still in 2005 era multi-player games and 4chan where the primary methods of communication were threats and calling each other faggots. No one ever actually got hurt. It was just trolling. She shouldn’t have been reading my vent posts. They weren’t for her. If someone was talking s***...

Bi Partisan Dementia is no laughing matter…

Big mistake thinking THAT wouldn’t be a future issue.

I agree. I fucked with him too and I have no idea who the f*** any of these people are. I have always enjoyed f****** with special needs people, especially if they are mentally special and they believe that we are in the Marvel Universe.

I regret it though....

Just ate two Big Bufords from Rallys. Now I am going Great Head Park.

Once when I was 14 I was m*********** for the first time and I kept doing it for abt 15 minutes until my 16 year old male cousin came in. He just stood there and looked at me for a moment until he came over and asked if I wanted...

My eyesight is so poor and i’m so high that i thought the s in macarons was an i. That’s all i have to confess.

P.s. Get a life, Tony.

To prepare for tonight’s 100 black man train my friends Broomstick B**** Byron and Pringles Can Cornelius came over to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE to give me a preparatory spitroasting. They switched off back and forth using my mouth and backsnatch. They kept arguing about who was going to c** in...

I ordered not one, but two, mini s** dolls (not childlike, just small women!

I don’t know why I didn’t think of this years ago. All the time wasted on women and their psychopathy, could have been getting needs met the whole time so the libido wasn’t gnawing at me,...

This is Donald Trump and I want everyone to know that everything I have said is true, and everything I haven’t said hopefully will never come out. First off, I am still the best of buds with Putin and I really think if I asked him, he would pull out...

Silence

Republicans are for Sad Vlad Putin. But if Zelensky is replaced by a theif, then repubs are for Ukraine.

I was in the ladies room at Nordstrom and saw someone with hairy legs in the stall next to me and then she took a pee standing up. That was no lady!

Meet me at the Fudge Palace Gay Bar in Baltimore on Friday Night! Ask for Freddie!

I’m over it. You fucked up. I give up. Now shut up and get lost before I start picking on you again. You ain’t got long.

White people sure have gone down hill. Poor race it’s a long fall from top

Can you guess who can answer a question with something totally off topic…? The topic of Ukraine — and Russia’s invasion — came up. Which led to this exchange between host Kyle Forgeard and the 45th president:

Forgeard: “What do you see happening next then? ‘Cause it seems like...

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Early this morning/late last night I had fallen asleep as little spoon with my loving boyfriend. I woke up slowly to him grabbing my a** and touching me over my p******. He never does that and it threw me off. My legs instinctively parted and he started rubbing my c***....

i happened to have my first offline exam ever, after 2 straight years. i met a lot of new people and happened is that i am unsure as to how to handle the interaction. many people just act to be helpful or kind i just have to get used to...

DJ Corvo Breedo my backsnatch is flaming hot like a Cheeto 🔥 all my libido is in my culito and when I see that b******** c*** my cracker a** will say “neato!”, don’t make me repeato: bust my cheeks and knock this backsnatch dead like Gabby Petito💣

RIP to...

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I bought a realistic look and feel s******* d****. It has a 7 inch shaft and about average girth. It looks fairly similar to my c***. I had my wife put it on and I sucked her d*** and then she had me bend over and she fucked my a**...

I cheated on my wife when I gave another man a b******. I’ve done it 3 times with 2 different men.

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I left campus walking to the bus stop. A guy in one of my classes drove by and offered me a ride. He said he was going over to a friend’s place and if I wanted to come. It was just the three of us and they put on some...