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After thinking about how I reached down and helped Robie penetrate me. Then about two minutes later looking up at him. And looking at his face. I was going to be receiving his first o*****. I looked up and told him it was going to feel really good.

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Hon, I can’t show up at your door. How pathetic am I? I parked by your car, and drew a heart on the window. (Man, that sounds creepy) (I might have dropped my cigar b*** next to your car) Maybe I should just stay away? Do you want to see me?

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Pop a fucken perk
Readin memes bout Charlie kirk
Liftin concrete my f***** neck hurt
Purple dinosaur dickss skirt skirt

Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)

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I shaved my head and put it on my crap, now it’s in your mailbox

Poop Boy 41y

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The pre-game show to Trump’s Nebraska rally was as wild as the main event. The crowd danced to YMCA. MyPillow guy Mike Lindell said he wants to “meet with” Elon Musk about “what happened with our voting machines.” Lindell is now asking if anyone knows Elon Musk because he wants...

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Last night little bobby scored big time . I had to babysit him while his parents went out . While watching a movie he made his first move . Play fighting and throwing popcorn . We made it to floor and play wrestling. I felt his hand grabbed a handful...

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4 years

No matter which way you turn it always leads you to Children. You’re transparent. Not just that awful complexion either. Like a dirty pice of glass

646 Views
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4 years

I am selling my old jock strap if anyone wants to buy it.

594 Views
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4 years

Robert Hamburger 🍔 doing some SC remixes today. Any requests?

729 Views
a first experience
4 years

Check out Corvallus Winslow’s new album, “The Notorious P.I.G” coming out soon on Grundlehuffer Music Recordings!

Hot tracks such as “My Backpussy’s On Broadway”, “Hi My Name Is (Corvo Breedo)”, “Fappers Delight”, “If I Blew The World”, “Enter The 36 Man Train” and more!

Available on LP, Cassette...

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4 years

My p*** has a first name. . it’s _ _ _ _ _ _. This is the Oscar Meyer flaccid small wiener song worm that is stuck in my head this morning. Have a lovely day people. 💁🏽‍♀️❤️🐷

615 Views
a first experience
4 years

Corvallus, Prestonian, Cream Gene, Hallisonian, Jizzle Juice Jim, Sucio Sam, & the rest of the Cream Team are preparing to volunteer to fight for nazi Ukraine, if you want to join them there will be recruiting meetings on Monday in Orlando at Hanks Bar and Tuesday in Miami at Gathering...

543 Views
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4 years

put ur big c*** in my p**** 🤪 im virgin

715 Views
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4 years

Eventually the people here will figure out that you are imaginary. A created character used to TROLL this site. Total fake and a TROLL.

It’s surprising they haven’t realized it yet. Your story and your messages are fabricated.

718 Views
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4 years

YOU are nothing but a TROLL. A FAKE TROLL!

670 Views
a first experience
4 years

BURY YOUR B******** BONE IN MY BODACIOUS BROLIC BACKSNATCH IN BOCA BEACH BUNGALOWS!

— Corvallus Winslow III

////////This message was brought to you by the letter B, Pig Sweat Poppers, CBW3 Productions and with a generous grant from the John Gulbunni Foundation//////////

791 Views
a first experience
4 years

Reward your self depends. Pizza cheap cheap and I mean cheap booze. The cheapest gets you more and lots of popers then take your dirty sock and gag a bar fly

636 Views
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4 years

just came for the first time to pyramid head, feeling: shameful.

590 Views
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4 years

You want my song? Why didn’t you just ask me for it? You know I would help you any way that I can. Well I only own 12 1/2 percent of that trust. Are you offering something?

632 Views
a first experience
4 years

Nobody’s on you’re side except simply confess. I’m sure it’s a tolerance thing as well. I’d love to here the creators thoughts on this site and other’s like it

659 Views
a first experience
4 years

say my name three times and I’ll appear with my backsnatch greazed & sleazed for you

CORVALLUS!
CORVALLUS!
CORVALLUS!

Say it backwards and I disappear into your r*****

737 Views
a first experience
4 years

The former president discussing the potential that various produce items would be hurled at him during a speech. Trump had been asked to confirm whether he told people during a Feb. 2016 rally in Iowa to “knock the crap” out of anyone they see “getting ready to throw a tomato.”...

733 Views
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4 years

I gave the neighbor a b******. I’m a guy
I think I’ll do it again

602 Views
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4 years

I just sucked off a posse of street n******. I paid them $20 each. I offered $50 for them to f*** my backsnatch but none of them wanted to. One of these black bucks did remark that I “had a phat a**” so maybe he’ll bust my cheeks next time....

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4 years

Here’s a compromise. You love me or you wouldn’t keep forgiving me for being an as*. You can be Hosea and I’ll be Gomer, your w****. Someone needs to make amends for all the s***** turmoil that has been going on, the nastiest things that caused low moral among every...

604 Views
a first experience
4 years

My first makeout was forced on me, he climbed on top of me, i couldn’t move him off so i just awkwardly laughed, but then he started making out with me, i tried to turn my head and laugh it off but he just went back at it. That traumatized...

751 Views
a first experience
4 years

Learning how to code and using all you losers to create a wireframe

582 Views
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4 years

My boyfriend is scared to choke me during s** but he at least puts his hand around my throat so I can feel it. Last night we were in doggy and he put one hand around my throat, which felt good but wasn’t tight enough. Then I felt him put...

831 Views
a first experience
4 years

I’m 29 he’s 31. We grew up in the same town his little brother was in my class. I’m tired of running around. I think I found the person I wanna try w. And for.

671 Views
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4 years

Fax I live next to a dog molester. He picks small dogs up by there gay tails and eats crusty butts while mounting a medium size dog. I have film of it made up today going to show all the peers

659 Views
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4 years

I hope ” not pray” that you have a good day tomorrow. 😇 caleigh…

F*** the system… I guess.

638 Views
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4 years

Hes mean. He turned his back to me . Hes mean as hell . I had enough. I walked away.

598 Views
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4 years

Why won’t your gym teacher respond to the sick picks you sent from a discreet Email account

568 Views
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4 years

That’s not what your friends ment getting p**** needle d***.

406 Views
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4 years

Like that’s going to matter you crying suicide turd fire place tiny pp smelly cat fucker

424 Views
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4 years

This garbage is all about some Facebook drama? Stop man.

429 Views
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4 years

Oh Mary, mother of Jesus and Queen of the Church, I ask you to bless me with fidelity to my vocation. Assist me in seeing that my service, however humble and hidden, is important. Strengthen me in times of trial and watch over my family and loved ones. Help me,...

463 Views
a first experience
4 years

I’ve never seen my dad cry before. He just cried twice in the span of 10 minutes because his damaged leg reminded him of his father(my grandfather) being stuck in a wheelchair. He feels helpless. He says me helping him reminds him of helping his father when he was young....

752 Views
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4 years

Why wait? Im gonna fill up my gas can and light myself on fire like a martyr in broad daylight in your front yard while theres dozens of witnesses there. Youre finished. This world will burn. See you then.

577 Views
a first experience
4 years

The Corvo Dance is your chance to the Corv!

Alright stop what you’re doing cuz I’m about to ruin the a*** and the spinchter that you use to poo, I look funny but yo I’m making money see, selling my mouth and my backcoochie, and all you t-gal ladies...

493 Views
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4 years

I thought you liked bugs wigger?

459 Views
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4 years

You can tell my family did this as cheap as possible… You’re that big of a fool. Jimbo really fucked you’re a****** bloody. Like you’re wifenlife. Makeup on a pig.

646 Views
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4 years

I just poured sugar in you’re tank did you hear me out by the gayrog old timer if I don’t get to beat you I’ll bog you’re engine’s with sand and sugar honey

698 Views
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4 years

A STORY OF HEARTBREAK:

Clark Hallisey took my backcherry. He also goes by The Hallisonian and C&H Pure Cane Sugar (his cleos lounge name). I thought he loved me but he just wanted to get off. I felt used. Didn’t even care about my feelings just jackhammered popped his...

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