Nobody’s on you’re side except simply confess. I’m sure it’s a tolerance thing as well. I’d love to here the creators thoughts on this site and other’s like it

say my name three times and I’ll appear with my backsnatch greazed & sleazed for you

CORVALLUS!
CORVALLUS!
CORVALLUS!

Say it backwards and I disappear into your r*****

The former president discussing the potential that various produce items would be hurled at him during a speech. Trump had been asked to confirm whether he told people during a Feb. 2016 rally in Iowa to “knock the crap” out of anyone they see “getting ready to throw a tomato.”...

I gave the neighbor a b******. I’m a guy
I think I’ll do it again

I just sucked off a posse of street n******. I paid them $20 each. I offered $50 for them to f*** my backsnatch but none of them wanted to. One of these black bucks did remark that I “had a phat a**” so maybe he’ll bust my cheeks next time....

Here’s a compromise. You love me or you wouldn’t keep forgiving me for being an as*. You can be Hosea and I’ll be Gomer, your w****. Someone needs to make amends for all the s***** turmoil that has been going on, the nastiest things that caused low moral among every...

My first makeout was forced on me, he climbed on top of me, i couldn’t move him off so i just awkwardly laughed, but then he started making out with me, i tried to turn my head and laugh it off but he just went back at it. That traumatized...

Learning how to code and using all you losers to create a wireframe

My boyfriend is scared to choke me during s** but he at least puts his hand around my throat so I can feel it. Last night we were in doggy and he put one hand around my throat, which felt good but wasn’t tight enough. Then I felt him put...

I’m 29 he’s 31. We grew up in the same town his little brother was in my class. I’m tired of running around. I think I found the person I wanna try w. And for.

Fax I live next to a dog molester. He picks small dogs up by there gay tails and eats crusty butts while mounting a medium size dog. I have film of it made up today going to show all the peers

I hope ” not pray” that you have a good day tomorrow. 😇 caleigh…

F*** the system… I guess.

Hes mean. He turned his back to me . Hes mean as hell . I had enough. I walked away.

Why won’t your gym teacher respond to the sick picks you sent from a discreet Email account

That’s not what your friends ment getting p**** needle d***.

Like that’s going to matter you crying suicide turd fire place tiny pp smelly cat fucker

This garbage is all about some Facebook drama? Stop man.

Oh Mary, mother of Jesus and Queen of the Church, I ask you to bless me with fidelity to my vocation. Assist me in seeing that my service, however humble and hidden, is important. Strengthen me in times of trial and watch over my family and loved ones. Help me,...

I’ve never seen my dad cry before. He just cried twice in the span of 10 minutes because his damaged leg reminded him of his father(my grandfather) being stuck in a wheelchair. He feels helpless. He says me helping him reminds him of helping his father when he was young....

Why wait? Im gonna fill up my gas can and light myself on fire like a martyr in broad daylight in your front yard while theres dozens of witnesses there. Youre finished. This world will burn. See you then.

The Corvo Dance is your chance to the Corv!

Alright stop what you’re doing cuz I’m about to ruin the a*** and the spinchter that you use to poo, I look funny but yo I’m making money see, selling my mouth and my backcoochie, and all you t-gal ladies...

I thought you liked bugs wigger?

You can tell my family did this as cheap as possible… You’re that big of a fool. Jimbo really fucked you’re a****** bloody. Like you’re wifenlife. Makeup on a pig.

I just poured sugar in you’re tank did you hear me out by the gayrog old timer if I don’t get to beat you I’ll bog you’re engine’s with sand and sugar honey

A STORY OF HEARTBREAK:

Clark Hallisey took my backcherry. He also goes by The Hallisonian and C&H Pure Cane Sugar (his cleos lounge name). I thought he loved me but he just wanted to get off. I felt used. Didn’t even care about my feelings just jackhammered popped his...

Infact you’re probably a foreigner with that last name. I bet you’re wife weighs more than you. Get her some support shoes so she can make it to the mailbox 70% obesity you’re wife makes up 41% of the lard on that pie chart she tried to eat!

That fat marshmallow will bubble with yelping muts, the big old one will give up to smoke inhalation, while you muster croc tears knowing toilet water towels will only save one of you. White NiggerBLM

THERES A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?! GREAT SCOTT!

Doing mushrooms and going to the carwash is an experience.

Dolfan Denny and Dan Marino spitroasted Corvallus in the parking lot of dolphins stadium after a game in 1995 while a team of VIP jizzleheads crowded around.

Corvallus was wearing hammer pants, a fanny pack filled with poppers and lube and a hypercolor shirt that said NO LOADS REFUSED.

I pretended to be a woman on doublelist. Found this nice c*** younger white guy. Convinced him to send me a video of him c****** into a small container. He then dropped off the container near my house. I watched the video and pics of his awesome c*** whike rubbing...

Is that why they are better bigger stronger and on average getting smarter now they are able to read without a jealous white guy trying to cut of theirp

Yesterday I switched play toys from a vibrating d**** to one of those fancy rabbit vibrators . After a good lubing up . I slid it all the way inside me . Then turned it on . Few minutes later my body started trembling . My n****** were hard and...

Funny thing, when you kill a man you take all he’s got. An all he’s ever gonna get.

Did somebody hit you with a simp stick? She’s still seeing him. Money can’t buy you happiness but I can buy night vision and GPS. See you in court b****. My kids

Shamoo?? Lol at first glance I thought you were saying shamPOO. How funny is that ?

And who here doesn’t love sea world ? Or the dolphins?

Not all fat people are whales . and even if they were ,I happen to love shamoo!!! I grew up loving...

Bring it on. All your info. is already secured somewhere it is next to impossible to subpoena from the outside. So harass away. I would love for you to dig your whole even deeper you pathetic p************.

Find out how far the fur roams

We furryz prefer full grown men. No one will hear ya squeals likes a hog neither. Not when the lignin lovers stuff you’re mouth with dirty thongs an Fistyacornhole

Piss kink person here – thanks for the other submissions ive just read them haha im going to have to try and cover it up this morning. Pissed again onto a towel in bed, i came like 4 times last night. Also crazy how this site is half religious nuts...