Bet mines bigger than yours bro 🤣 Add the new snap: collinpreston22 🧐 Just for bros

Like you’re stubby fingers could get past these raw hams. I’d bust a grundy up you’re nose harder then any uppercunt you took to the face there gaylord lol

Ima tell you one time you get naked and fight me I’m fish hooking that a****** dirty or not here I come

I wish my fat domesticated wife would die. She’s like an old moo cow. Sour milk bad attitude. She’s nothing what she used to be and everything unattractive.

CUMGUZZLIN 4 CHRIST

Got absolutely roasted by the payday 2 youtuber DamontaeKxng, he called me a pretender.

💍 + 🙏🏻= 💕

🐻 + 🐰

T 🐰 + A 🐸

T 🌷 + A 🍌

I’m a sociology major (and a socialist! Bernie 2024!) and I’ve been enjoying studying some members of this website.

Corvallus seems to be the most popular member and I’ve determined that he is of the “hip hop” or “whigger” culture. His favorite bar is Cleo’s Lounge in Orlando. His favorite...

U know his wise worded wizard azz be sipping some concocktion ready to verbally beat down any other depends wearin mf like a big monkey in a diaper.

Yoo hoo I’m here hoodie hoo b****** I am here looking for that goody goody

Corvallus hit me up KevDawg100T all the socials I’m in Miami I’m interested in interesting people like you

So when I was 15 I lost my virginity but it was a little diffident from the typical losing your virginity gig, basically I went over to my boy best friends house as we were going to go to the cinema a few hours later. We were home alone. So...

My cousin came over cuz his mom went out of town. I was on Xbox, got off to take a shower and came back to play. Forgot I was still naked cuz I got out of the shower and he came in and sat next to me talking about how...

I just gave a h****** to my cat

Don’t threaten me with you’re s***** weed

You know when they have s*** coming our there mouth when they be like SHUT UP! SHUT UP STEP BRO DON’T F*** MY A** WITHOUT SPIT ON IT LA LA LA I WANNAB LADY

someone likes me romantically. the person ive been crushing on for 10 months now

Failed. But… not being sad…Like it is expected…or wish to be…

Try chomo anonymous 🚼🥕🤡 🍆🤭

Don’t f*** with the peeky blinders

Then y you jacket weirdo?????

Probably to retarded or elderly to masterbate. It’s easier to act like it’s an impulse then to except the fact it’s physically impossible to do so.

1 pickle 3 pits

I bet when you fart in the bar homless women waft it up?

Former President Donald Trump’s 2017 inaugural committee and his company have agreed to pay the District of Columbia $750,000 to resolve allegations that those entities and the Trump hotel there illegally misused nonprofit funds to enrich the Trump family. The District of Columbia had alleged in a lawsuit that the...

Pre teen i would watch my 49 yr old foster mom wash at sink.She was small with a nice full body and wore a corset.She would leave the door open when we were alone so i would stand and m********* in hall.Once i turned 14 things got too much so...

Bitchy boipussy bottom looking for a recharge in Miami, the more toxic the better. I’m about to hit the aids hospice or little Haiti if I don’t get some green jizzle juice soon!

Find me on FB @ Cory Valice

I was in a s******* abusive relationship at 15 and was raped by this individual several times before he dumped me b/c of being to “overwhelming”. What over whelmed him was me trying to get him to stop touching me, stop controlling me, and my mental conditions.
I’m 16...

my first time ended in me being assaulted, because my partner didn’t respect my boundaries.

I feel wrong knocking her down to size. It’s the ugly truth I fear for women in 100 years we will have robot’s looking way more attractive then regular women.

The pre-game show to Trump’s Nebraska rally was as wild as the main event. The crowd danced to YMCA. MyPillow guy Mike Lindell said he wants to “meet with” Elon Musk about “what happened with our voting machines.” Lindell is now asking if anyone knows Elon Musk because he wants...

Last night little bobby scored big time . I had to babysit him while his parents went out . While watching a movie he made his first move . Play fighting and throwing popcorn . We made it to floor and play wrestling. I felt his hand grabbed a handful...

No matter which way you turn it always leads you to Children. You’re transparent. Not just that awful complexion either. Like a dirty pice of glass

I am selling my old jock strap if anyone wants to buy it.

Robert Hamburger 🍔 doing some SC remixes today. Any requests?

Check out Corvallus Winslow’s new album, “The Notorious P.I.G” coming out soon on Grundlehuffer Music Recordings!

Hot tracks such as “My Backpussy’s On Broadway”, “Hi My Name Is (Corvo Breedo)”, “Fappers Delight”, “If I Blew The World”, “Enter The 36 Man Train” and more!

Available on LP, Cassette...

My p*** has a first name. . it’s _ _ _ _ _ _. This is the Oscar Meyer flaccid small wiener song worm that is stuck in my head this morning. Have a lovely day people. 💁🏽‍♀️❤️🐷

Corvallus, Prestonian, Cream Gene, Hallisonian, Jizzle Juice Jim, Sucio Sam, & the rest of the Cream Team are preparing to volunteer to fight for nazi Ukraine, if you want to join them there will be recruiting meetings on Monday in Orlando at Hanks Bar and Tuesday in Miami at Gathering...