Do you think about a family with me? đ€đ That’s pretty amazing. You mushy hearted cutie.
I’ve been curious about my boyfriends prostate. I mean.. I can’t make him o***** via mouth or hand efforts. I’d really like to drive him crazy. ..
đđđ thinking to myself, this is not how I imagined being in a room full of woman who hate me would be. Smh. Y’all down for a reverse g*******? đ€
I’m so young still in high school and all I have on my mind are suicidal thoughts my mom is kind of the reason why, she doesn’t love međ
I know you posted about some b****** should get their throats slitâŠ.you shouldnât be allowed to reproduce
Please help! I had an affair with a married man around 3 years ago. We both decided to call it quits because we didnât want to hurt our spouses. We were more connected ..
I’ve tried Jesus. I feel the same spiritual connection when I ground myself and meditate. What if everyone and everything is a simulation? Selling your soul ..
đ€Łđđđ thank ya. đ„čđ€Ł
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