We now know that there were moments when Vice President Mike Pence’s life was in particular danger on Jan. 6, 2021.Shortly after Pence was evacuated from the Senate chamber following rioters having gained access to the building. The vice president was hustled into a ceremonial office across a short hallway,...

ok so i saw my boyfriend’s d*** for the first today for context he’s tall he works out and he’s an athlete right so he definitely has a good body i did expect him to have a bit for a package but wow is he big and thick im still...

On fine. Hey cream Gene or a*** aioli Alan do you want to do a podcast with me?

CORVALLUS

i’m beginning to think i may have some symptoms of narcissism. also, last sunday i thought about drowning myself, making it the first time i have seriously contemplated suicide. it’s not that i had never thought about being better off dead, just that i was never that close to actually...

“When we love each other we are immortal and indestructible like the heartbeat and the rain and the wind.” – Erich Maria Remarque

Enjoy your 4th of July

Well actually guys it’s my first time we reached the 1st monthsary of my current boyfiee cuz my past relationships didn’t really end that well …

I wet myself in my boyfriends house but he doesn’t know and I only wet a little so he can’t tell that I peed my pants on purpose

I think mommy bought you’re xbox. I also think it’s difficult for you to do anything by yourself. It probably looks like Parkinsons or dementia. As well as my thoughts leads to believe you will never find a lover because when you’re not bitter like black velvet, you clingy and...

Yeah you probably shouldn’t have started s*** between a ghost an a dead man. Snowflakes acting hard leading n***** to they family like gangstalking don’t exist

We used to hang out in the garage and bs. Ever since my boys found the d**** and gay p*** they feel comfortable enough to stay more then 5min. I’m still daddy

I was over at a friend and me, my friend and his sister were playing Mario party and drinking. She works at a donut shop so she also brought a big box of donuts. A few hours into the night and we all were pretty drunk. All of a sudden...

I won’t f*** that fat b**** nomadder how many times you mow the lawn.

What is “The Corvallus Difference”?

Meghan you may never see this but I want you to know when we were younger that you made me so h**** I masturbated to you constantly. You were my first s***** fantasy. You are so endearing and beautiful.

my dad the raging alcoholic came home and my mom wouldn’t let him f*** so he told her he was going to use her or me. She said he wouldn’t dare and he told her he was going to make her watch and he tied her to a chair and...

Holy f****** s*** this hairy dude visiting from Texas just blew the third biggest load I’ve ever gotten up my a**

I’m still leaking he was super hairy huge bush made me think of retiring and turning full time f*****

One night in Minneapolis I went to the Brass Rail (a real cruisey hookup bar) and struck up a conversation with a cute group of guys in the corner by the play room. I told them I was from out of town and was a first timer there.

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Me

I ejaculated on my aunts bird. Salverst ain’t got nothin on B

Why are you so mean? If you’re mad at someone the least you can do is tell them why you’re mad at them. 😥

Donald Trump realizes the danger posed by Thursday’s prime-time public hearing of the House Select Committee Investigating the Jan. 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol, according to a new analysis by Bloomberg. “In an age when viral memes and social media conversations shape perceptions, two highlights of Thursday’s session may...

When i was 15 i began sleeping with my 52 yr old foster mom when the rest of the household were out.All began with her always letting me see her dry off after a bath.Even at 52 she had a lovely firm body and lovely b***.One day after my bath...

S*** C*** FOR CRACK ROCK

After 10 years I finally gave up . We had our first t******** . Oh god , a mouth on each breast . While Tom was f******** me Jack tickled my c*** . After twenty minutes of this four play I moaned someone please d*** me . Jack took position...

Stfu about p********. You can’t just wish something were true and then have your way, you stupid fuking c***. It doesn’t matter how many people you think you can get to hate someone, people still won’t like you either way. Face the facts.

People here might think so called Corvallus or Corvo Chango is funny or hilarious or a real wild kind of guy but I had a terrible experience with him. I thought he was looking for a serious relationship so I met him for lunch. His cheap a** made me pay...

I sucked a d*** for the first time but he could be my grandpa

I just went down the alley and found a group of homeless men and gave them $20 each to breed my backclam. They were hesitant at first but then they just got it over with. One said that it actually felt pretty good, like a p****. I love helping the...

I’m unplugging from everyone. Peace, assholes. ✌️🖕

I’ve always said I’ve fallen for people. There’s only one person I did before, but it was through pure manipulation. But now, I’ve met this girl. My feelings for her are so different than any feelings I’ve had before. Before, I’ve realized so many of my crushes were small, and...

I am a 8 year old little girl and my uncle told me if I let him play with my a** and my wee wee hole, he would buy me a Lesley’s ice cream. I said okay because I really like ice cream. He put his finger up my a**...

Why are you back posting on here again? It’s dull. Didn’t you read the dumb ashtray story? There is nothing to wedge yourself into. My stories go on for a few days and involve creative ways of wiping down the constant sweat c** off our faces from 69ing for two...

We were playing truth or dare with a group of friends at a party in a room where all the baseball players and their girlfriends were chilling in. It’s a ten bedroom house so it’s huge. But the girls started acting sus cuz the dudes were so then the girls...

I just love this person so much that they made me get a roof kink (especially rock) they just make me want to ahhhh~~~

I tried wearig my wife’s undies and I liked it! So I’m middle Eastern Muslim man, straight like an arrow, my body is naturally smooth and I maintain a good shape, my wife was away to her parents one day and -out of curiosity- I tried putting on one of...

Are you trying to threaten me with something that you’ve already done? That you’re going to hurt me with something that you already have? It doesn’t work like that. When someone resigns themselves that you’ve taken a different road than they, all they can do is happily move along on...

Imagine how many gallons of c**/jizzle juice corvallus has drank over the years. Totally a jizzleholic.

I would like to share and confess my experiences, the bad and my most hidden and very personal experience I have that I wanted to forget so that I can move forward and start fresh. They said that sharing your most hidden secrets to someone will make it easier for...

Don’t forget tonight at KFC on Delaney and Michigan it’s Corvallus Freaky Deaky Chicken Fuckfest! I’ll be in my sling legs up backsnatch WIDE OPEN and the special guest is YOUR D***! I will also be using the mashed potatoes, gravy and coleslaw to eat out fragrant black bootyholes! You...