I was 8 years old, had an older neighbor about 11. He lived directly behind me. We spent a summer together with his cousin who was 13. We also lived next to an empty lot that had a creek go through it. One day we were playing in the creek....

Shuttzo..yer gizzo…foreeee…I slapeee yer yappeeee

Presto Jizzo in the hizzo gonna spray my special sauce out my glizzo and into your backpizzo stuffing your shizzo

Chin hair ..yikes

My experience was with a Marine. We were stationed at NAS Jacksonville for training. I was 18 years old. An older Marine got me a little drunk then suggested we j******* together. I agreed. We found some row boats unattended and got jnside. We both dropped. Our drawers. It was...

I USED A TAMPON FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY AND I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF! I’M SUCH A PARANOID PERSON BUT IT ACTUALLY WASN’T THAT HARD! I’M SO HAPPY!

i tried weed tonight. in a vape pen at my second party ever… im 19,, i loved it actually. my boyfriend is super against drugs and alcohol.. i wanna tell him but i know how itll end. im happy tho 🙂
maybe again next time?

Bonjour Black brothers! Corvallus at your service! I’ll have my sling set up in the handicapped stall of the KFC men’s bathroom on Delaney and Michigan tomorrow night at 7pm!

Bring your bulbous black booty boppers down to breed my backsnatch boisterously! Say WHATS SLEAZY for immediate entrance!

Fresh...

I make my boyfriend wear a tampon up his a*** opening to remind him that I’m the boss. It teaches him about the inconveniences of being a woman. I also make him sit to pee. I don’t allow him to have male privilege.

The only way to have harmony...

The nurse put tape on my eyes to keep my eyes closed so I could not see who came into my room to gawk or touch me.

Nurses have a lot of control. So does anyone who is a “care giver”. Not much you can do since the nurses on...

I am falling for someone WAY TOO FAST and it’s exciting and terrifying. I found a song called “I Swear That She’s The One” in the genre of music we both like and I need to chill on this because I like him way too much way too fast. It’s...

The mid west needs a song for just them …from the desk of joyfulness… We have saved the best for the last. “Angels among us” ….by Alabama . may everyone be connected by the Angels among us .

Now ..from the desk of joyfulness.. Lets head to the deep south. listen to “God Bless the child ” By Shania twain
( without banjo )…its spiritual . enjoy all.

Now ..from the desk of joyfulness.. Lets head to the deep south. listen to “God Bless the child ” By Shania twain
( without banjo )…its spiritual . enjoy all.

Again ..lets zoom across the nation to the west coast ..from the desk of joyfulness ..listen to …”I’ll be your angel” …Celine Dion ..it’s a beautiful song . enjoy all

Ok our song report from the desk of joyfulness, for the East Coast is …”Halo” ..from our retired Beyonce.

Time to readjust the mind . turn off the bad news , turn on the good things .

Straight as an arrow old timer. Even though you’re obsessed with a boy. Who may or may not be gay. We all know you wish he were tho fu!

I dont know of ANY Muslims…that do that. and if they do….i wont judge them…or a Christian.

Well i dont really know how to start this off but one day in 6th grade i was assigned partners with my ex and at the time i was with hes bestfriend who had asked me out 2 weeks after me and my ex’s break up anyways and we had...

Corvallus got spitroasted and gangbanged the night of MTV’s 3rd annual Rock & Jock B-Ball Jam by Dan Cortese, Dan Marjerle, Jeff Ament, Jim Jackson, Duane Martin, Oliver Miller, David Charvet, Flavor Flav, Cliff Robinson, Vlade Divac and the Gorilla. Those last two left a lot of pubic hairs inside...

everyone knows that you are my first kiss, guess i’m proud of that cause i really admire you. It’s been 6 f****** years but i still haven’t moved on lol

i met this guy from my school 3 months ago. he’s like the school f*** boy. he has done something s***** with almost every girl he knows. but he’s a gentleman. he never talked ill of any girl or never looked at a girl in any wrong way. he’s sweet...

omg that killer PM notice me, and so freaking cute.

just sent an ab pic for truth or dare and im praying she likes it

💅💅✨🌈Ur bi✨🌈💅💅

I have a crush on my teacher. This is the FIRST time I had a CRUSH on a teacher. I have a crush on him but not to the point that I would flirt with him so we could be together. I respect him. I admire him. I decided to...

i think i drank a bug capEn

Former President Donald Trump continues to very publicly admit he was involved in an “illegal” scheme to overturn the election, conservative attorney George Conway said Saturday. In a two-hour speech at the “Faith and Freedom” conference on Friday, Trump talked at length about pressuring Mike Pence to reject electoral votes...

Me and that n***** we 69ed.

you all here..would miss me if i left. I know. you know. EEEEVRYONE would flip a lid. if i vanished. 😀 lol

What do you call a stranger in danger? A power anger! Get it???

Want to die on MT. Everest with me? We could do dumb posses in the death zone to warn people who don’t actually want to die.

I love music …beauty and the beast ballads…are beautiful.

I m********* as a hobby

I’m the God king

You mean c*** lmfao that lil ting

Now go querying away lmfao try hard

Your not cool enough to any other gay

You’re worse then an entitled American.