So I finally booked myself a time with a transexual woman s** worker. Asked her to be gentle with me. She buggered me senseless (I now have a whole new appreciation for that particular term) and treated me like an object. Would I do it again? Yes, but I’d leave...

So now what I owe and they don’t whyyyy? It’s within the date. I might be older but that’s when I went to school. This makes me want to show my a** to the person behind me. Get behind me

I kissed a man tonight. It was amazing and passionate. I feel like I’m going to fall in love with him. My confession is, he is married.

I just had s** with my father in law yesterday. I work for his company. My parents and my in laws are good friends. I can’t believe we did this. It was exciting while we were flirting and really exciting when we were doing it. But now I’m in shock....

Yes, I want to see a Latina girl eat a hamburger naked.
Can I take a Latina teen shopping naked?
I want to see her eat naked, and see her with nothing but mask on.

OH
ME
OH
MI

im finally going to meet my dad for the first time in 20 years. its set in stone, hes already purchased a plane ticket. ill be there friday. i am so nervous and so excited at the same time. i hope he likes me

(An)

My boy cousin came over to hang out while my aunt was on a date, and he told me about how some of her friends that come by teach him how to j******* and stuff and let him watch p*** and he showed me some and then he asked me...

I’m biromantic hetrosexual and I told someone ( an asexual panromantic) they said I’m not valid because I’m hetrosexual so I cant be biromantic!? btw biromantic means id f*** a girl, not a man but I would date a girl or a boy

Has anyone made a date with Clark Hallisey on Facebook? He asked me to bring an Uncrustable, sucked my d***, then made me wait while he ate the sandwich with his mouth still full of c**. Strands of my j*** were covered in grape jelly and peanut butter cuz his...

Clark Hallisey tries to touch my balls at Key Clubhouse

If everyone is telling corvallus stories I’ve got one:

We were steaming south to the Ivory Coast on the fishing ship Cornholio Marie captained by a mountain of a black man, Captain Nig Hansen. Corvallus was being chewed out for insubordination again when Captain Nig says “gentleman, Sailor Winslow...

White homos deserve to live more the straight males is the exact thought Hitler had you gay natzi kuk

Married twice . Just turned 38. Mother of two kids . First marriage ended up being a widower . Second marriage waiting on him to be released from prison . I’m missing the d*** big time . Went out on a date with Tom from church . He’s 58 ....

Creflo Dollar and Tavis Smiley are the best spitroasters around for my money.

Corvallus

I met this guy who goes by the Niggeronian or “Niggeroni The Alabama Treat” on a local message board. I thought he was just joking about the burgers, insults and violence and I was h**** and so I met him. I see that he hangs out here too.

Sure...

134 more clues please.

Make us time

Triggered )(lmfaoatm)( sodeep! i bet you want me’ to f*** you now ya silly b****!

you really are a mental midget retard huh? poor freak that you are.

Idk what a p*** king or queen is the terminology is 30 years old at least. I’m sorry you find shame in watching your gay p*** and I hope it comforts you knowing eventually they will cure that s*** ma’am

I’m trying intermittent fasting because Chris Pratt said it helps lose weight? Not sure why the f*** I’m listening to Chris Pratt, but I’m doing it anyways, so the joke is on me
I’m hungry af

today i put my finger, then a d****, into my friends a**

it was hot

he was cute and moaned a lot

im very down bad

I ate a big buford tonight after seeing it on this website. Why would anyone rave about this burger? It’s one of the most basic, most tasteless burgers I’ve ever had. It reminds me of the burgers from 7-11. Can’t believe people on this site love it! Maybe it’s an...

Go s*** a male d*** and leave me alone.

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Tonight I will meet with a couple. I will eat her p**** while her husband rims my a** and s**** me off.

PRESTO CHANGO

You guys can have all my girlfriends. Keep them. Enjoy.

many years ago my and my best friends blew each other. we were 12 and wanted to see what it felt like. I skitted in his mouth, he got mad and I did not have to return the favor.

I was the neighbourhood babysitter when I 12 to 13. The parents liked me and the kids were good for the most part. I had grown up in a good family that had raised me in a healthy s***** environment and I would of never taken advantage of anyone. I...

He may be oblivious, but I am NOT! You CANNOT compete with me. I am his EVERYTHING!!!

^^ Who you talking about??

I’m a sociology major (and a socialist! Bernie 2024!) and I’ve been enjoying studying some members of this website.

Corvallus seems to be the most popular member and I’ve determined that he is of the “hip hop” or “whigger” culture. His favorite bar is Cleo’s Lounge in Orlando. His favorite...

Who has been to cleos lounge more Corvallus Winslow or Dr Anthony Fauci?

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes again

Can you picture what...

I did the Macarena with a homeless guy at the dinner table…

Who is asking for forgiveness??