When i was 18 , my buddy and I were hanging out in his room ,he went to take a shower , came back with a towel around him , his room was kind of dark all the time which was cool , his parents were away ,so nobody was to be around. He says lets burn one ,so he openened his window , we smoked up , then he says man im h**** ,mind if i hang out naked ? I said this is your house , whatever . With that he dropped his towel, for the first time i saw him naked , 18 like me ,we were both fit , almost no body hair like me ,beautiful c*** and a** . Im sitting in a chair like mortica had on Adams family only in my shorts , he walked up to me , handed me a beer and im staring right at his c***. Jerry noticed and said dude , how about a b****** ? I said dude , were not gay , he said i know , and we wont be after . Jerry just stood there , I dont know what took me over , but i reached out and touched his c***,he became instantly hard . He said feel my balls , i did . He put his c*** about an inch from my lips , and i took the head in. In my head im freaking out ,but at the same ime thinking i like this . I bobbed on his c*** , came off it , licked the shaft , then the precum on his head, all while playing with his balls. Then i put it back in mouth.We were both getting ino it , then i put my hands up to his n****** , and all of a sudden , he was shooting loads of c** in my mouth , i didnt expect it and kept swallowing, i actually loved it . So did he. When it was over , he said holy f*** dude that was great . I said yeah it was .. From then on , when i’d go over there , he would just be comig out of shower , just stay naked , and say dude ,you want this ? I sucked him so many times like that , he never did anything , and i didnt really care . All this is true and it actually happened as told ..
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Was doing some work for my neighbor. It’s 105 in Texas right now. He had to drive about 45 min out to get some more parts . I stayed at his house working. Long story short….his teenage daughter came over n to me. I tried to resist because it’s wrong. About ten minutes later my c*** was in her warm teenage mouth. My big c*** head in her teen throat. I was rock hard. Got naked and started shoving it down her throat in the living room. Told her to tell me she loves grown man c***, which she did. Took her p****** off and fucked her tight hole from behind. Told her to constantly tell me to r@pe her with my frown c***, she did. Busted a huge load in her mouth . Later that night she sent me dirty pics on tik tok. “
Creflo Dollar and Tavis Smiley are the best spitroasters around for my money.
Corvallus
I met this guy who goes by the Niggeronian or “Niggeroni The Alabama Treat” on a local message board. I thought he was just joking about the burgers, insults and violence and I was h**** and so I met him. I see that he hangs out here too.
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134 more clues please.
Make us time
Triggered )(lmfaoatm)( sodeep! i bet you want me’ to f*** you now ya silly b****!
you really are a mental midget retard huh? poor freak that you are.
Idk what a p*** king or queen is the terminology is 30 years old at least. I’m sorry you find shame in watching your gay p*** and I hope it comforts you knowing eventually they will cure that s*** ma’am
I’m trying intermittent fasting because Chris Pratt said it helps lose weight? Not sure why the f*** I’m listening to Chris Pratt, but I’m doing it anyways, so the joke is on me I’m hungry af
today i put my finger, then a d****, into my friends a**
it was hot
he was cute and moaned a lot
im very down bad
I ate a big buford tonight after seeing it on this website. Why would anyone rave about this burger? It’s one of the most basic, most tasteless burgers I’ve ever had. It reminds me of the burgers from 7-11. Can’t believe people on this site love it! Maybe it’s an...
Go s*** a male d*** and leave me alone.
Perry Kalynuk
Tonight I will meet with a couple. I will eat her p**** while her husband rims my a** and s**** me off.
PRESTO CHANGO
You guys can have all my girlfriends. Keep them. Enjoy.
many years ago my and my best friends blew each other. we were 12 and wanted to see what it felt like. I skitted in his mouth, he got mad and I did not have to return the favor.
I was the neighbourhood babysitter when I 12 to 13. The parents liked me and the kids were good for the most part. I had grown up in a good family that had raised me in a healthy s***** environment and I would of never taken advantage of anyone. I...
He may be oblivious, but I am NOT! You CANNOT compete with me. I am his EVERYTHING!!!
^^ Who you talking about??
I’m a sociology major (and a socialist! Bernie 2024!) and I’ve been enjoying studying some members of this website.
Corvallus seems to be the most popular member and I’ve determined that he is of the “hip hop” or “whigger” culture. His favorite bar is Cleo’s Lounge in Orlando. His favorite...
Who has been to cleos lounge more Corvallus Winslow or Dr Anthony Fauci?
This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I’ll never look into your eyes again
Can you picture what...
I did the Macarena with a homeless guy at the dinner table…
Who is asking for forgiveness??
Good job moving people into my neighborhood to park red cars
My first s***** experience, I bent over for my pit bull. I let him f*** me every day for two weeks. He was so big, and it felt so good. He took my virginity and I can’t stop thinking about how much I loved it. This is why I don’t...
Why do you give up so easy? They’re all just white supremacist twerps who get off on showing off for one another.
Happy 4 week anniversary of not being able to watch from a distance!
Years ago i watched aunty T dry off after her bath.When we were alone she just left door open.In her 50s with a nice rounded body,yes it aroused me s******* and at 14 i was m*********** a lot.This day i offered to dry her back because i was so aroused...
Still alright with just watching from a distance?
Last nite for the first time i orally serviced my stepson who is 24
Atleast we aren’t victims cry baby.
Show you the fear of your people. The things that keep you uppsleep at night
So you want me to put the girl in animal skin an dry it out while she’s inside. I was thinking of more direct torture.
You have the accent of americas a** hole the diddle diddle dope dumbass sounds the rest of America hopes breaks off for the sea too engulf. Cousin fuckers swamp shits
Buy him a gun not a ball. Stick to your stereo types nigy
I just had a s***** awakening,, I was out with friends, and a guy (pretty attractive I must say) was like, flicking me with a rubber band. He asked me if it hurt, and when I said no, he made very direct eye contact while flicking it harder. OH MY...
Fire ants up your nose biting your wind pipe shut during the last few moments of being crushed alive. The smell of burning flesh rising from below you every stop
I’d put you in a animal skin an dry it out while your inside. The girl you want to torture. She’d peel your top back while you witnessed the young getting smoked alive.
