A man who pleaded guilty earlier this year to a misdemeanor charge of engaging in disorderly or disruptive conduct for his role in the January 6th Capitol riots is now pointing the finger at former President Donald Trump. CBS News’ Scott MacFarlane flags a new court filing in which convicted...

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have been secretly pooping in a sock and keeping it under my brother’s bed. The smell will arise soon but I just cannot help taking my time to desecrate his precious socks. Father I know this is sacrilege but I must continue...

Me and my girlfriend are in a long distance relationship and yesterday for the first time I showed her parts off my body, and showered while on face time, the day after she told me she wants to forget it even happened. and now we both feel like it was...

F***, that s*** stain of a bank I was talking about, I had a car loan from (not my choice) from 2013 – this past year, paid off the car, never missed a single payment, sent me a pre authorized $3000 credit card offer last year near the end of...

F****** banks.

So, I’ve been paying off some credit card debt over the last few years, and doing a good job at it. Also understanding how they work and actually paying attention to them monthly, looking at the statements. I started to care a few years ago when I...

NooNplAy

TO: ‘I’m getting married in 9 days and just found out I’m pregnant.’

No it’s NOT “and suddenly”……. You confirm that you’ve been having s** for SEVEN YEARS! How is that “suddenly pregnant”?????

Why are you getting an abortion? This child may be your ONLY one.

I’m getting married in 9 days and just found out I’m pregnant. I’m having an abortion a week after the wedding. We’ve never used any contraception in the seven years we’ve been together and it’s always worked… And suddenly, when the wedding is just around the corner, I get pregnant?...

I had to go to the urologist for a biopsy. The nurse is older but I find her attractive. Before the procedure, I had to lower my shorts so that she could give me an injection into each side of my a** cheeks. I am very submissive but you would...

Did you count them?

Drove home from work today the top down and only dressed fro the waist up. The first time I ever gave free views of my p**** in public. I had many cars and trucks follow side by side as I masturbated. I almost crashed during one of the wonderful orgasms...

Trump never wanted to take out top al-Qaida target al-Zawahiri because he didn’t recognize his name. President Joe Biden announced that the U.S. killed top al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, who served as Osama bin Laden’s No. 2 in the ongoing attacks on the United States. But according to an NBC...

WOP!

I just saw Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) for the first time. Heh, that was pretty funny

I’m a Butch Bull Dyke with giant Strap-Ons. I’m looking for a sweet little girl to try my Strap-Ons. One after the other.

I’m a guy who’s tired of shaving and I went and got my upper lip waxed. It didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would and the results were fantastic. I keep a chin strap beard, but getting my lip waxed is going to be much more convenient. The...

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

i think im inlove with my bsf. hes just the best thing thats ever happened to me and i want him to be mine so badly. ive never met anyone like him and he just makes my day so much better by just saying ‘hii’. we always have late night...

I love women who look pretty. I love young attractive skinny women. Go sit on your ham Sammie sour Susie. I don’t like your feet the meat balls arefat @endofdou

he finally booked me a plane ticket. im going to meet my dad for the first time in my life. im so excited but also scared shitless. im scared hes not gonna like his daughter and ill be parentless again. thats all im gonna say because if i get too...

I knew by the “well, you can just stay inside comment” you’d be a fat stupid dried up skank that accuses everyman of being the problem.(Lesbian Dyke a** b****)

You should get a tummy tuck liposuction and another tuck. Also you should keep your fat fingers out of the sandwich bags. You don’t need anymore food! There’s Thic an Thick u R thick like sick only fat from the fingers to the neck, down to you disgusting toe.

When Corvallus was inducted into the society of St Priapus several other Jizzlemen were there for the ceremony.

They included Dan Marino, Will Clark, Riley Martin, George Noory, Delfan Denny, Clark Hallisey, Jose Feliciano and Don Knotts.

Basically Corvallus was strapped into an upside down sling on the...

What happens on Tuesday?

Lim take a look at my limp c*** just gapped a p**** want me to clean out the pipes err are you just trying to s*** it socks aren’t cutting it mommy. I want that a**

How long is monkey pox been in Florida? Derr

$10? Not for leaking water into my bathroom ceiling right? Go play the lottery too

Last night I went to my first s***** Anonymous meeting . Brought home two guys .

i think i’m experiencing my first crush. he’s super cute and funny as well. he respects my boundaries a lot even though i tell him that he gets an exception. we’re both more similar than we thought and we met a few days ago. idk if i’m mixing this feeling...

Hahaha….it’s war because you’re a giant baby🚨🚨🚨

Disabilities is a disabilities. Deal with it retard.

C** join the Temple of PRIAPUS! There is no creation but that which is created by Phallus. On your knees and worship C***.
We hope you find freedom to worship C*** and to recognize Him as the creator of all things! We place our faith and our trust in...

How’s a snapturtle’s backsnatch?

Which race has the best backsnatch? What height or build has the best one? Hairy or clean shaven? Blond, brown or black hair?

Thank you!!!

I really strongly feel, diet and exercise it vital to happiness. You’ll never feel good eating fried food. Fruits and vegetables Arent so bad . give them a chance.

Apologize to who?

If you never liced 4 yr old p**** right after they passed you don’t know what your missing. Yummo

What makes a “backpussy” or “backsnatch” good or bad? I’m 17 and inexperienced and just recently came out to my friend.

I would love to see you run from any bear except a black bear. Unless it was a mommy bear with its babies. Pissed off enough to shake a h**** male grizzly. A polar bear would be my choice.