POZ PIGS 4 TRUMP

Wassup playas and hoes CORVALLUS here ready to kick off the weekend early, hitting that FLORIDA CAKE FACE pack!

Get your poppers ready, your holes greazed & sleazed and go getcho BACKSNATCH brizzled or be brizzlin!

You might not remember it but I remember you meeting you. Crying your head off. Your mom probably made you come along, you probably thought I was you average meatball from that place you were going to need to make friends with, you didn’t want to be around. I remember...

The Hallisonian has a legendary backbush!

Omg you must be Indian posting about Chinese

Why do you need me online? Miss Tweeter and very h**** granny aren’t enough for you?

SPANK THE MONKEY FIRST

S**** TRAINING

Citizen Trump may have broken a law that President Trump made a felony. The FBI search was largely or entirely a function of the investigation into Trump’s retention of documents after leaving the White House. We know that he did, by his own admission. This year, a number of boxes...

Throwback to the time I didn’t stand up in class for the pledge of allegiance, and I forgot I sit next to the most fascist guy in the whole class (private Catholic school). I didn’t stand up because I was focused on something else and was completely tuning out the...

I’m violently Republican. Id cook a democrats eye balls , skewer it. Then feed it to their friends. Other democrats. Bbq sauce, they’d never know .

I’ll rate your 🍆

Text me your goods at 417-260-1169

DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME

There is NO Global Warming.

Please call it by the correct name so others are not mislead and misinformed.
It is Climate Control, Weather Wars, Climate Engineering, Geo Engineering, Military Weather Ops, Climate D*********. The planet is being DELIBERATELY terraformed and made uninhabitable.

It is all Government created...

Perry Kalynuk isa f*****

Perry Kalynuk

Global warming and changing weather patterns are affecting the water supply for one of the world’s most important waterways, the Panama Canal, as well as access to drinking water for millions of Panamanians, reports journalist Grace Livingstone from Panama City. The Panama Canal is a great feat of 20th-Century engineering....

Just stuck my hand in a jar of Crisco and fisted my backclam til I bustedy nut good thing Rallys is open til 1 so I can get a couple Big Bufords and a chocolate malt to refill my a** blasts and c**

WE SLAAAAAAAAAAYIN QUEEEEEEEEEENS👏💅👏

THAT BISH GONNA BE SORRY FO F***** WIT US👏💅💅👏

SHE JUST MAD THAT I SAID THE “N WORD”

UHHHHHHHHHHH

I👏BE👏POC👏BISH👏I👏CAN👏SAAY👏IT👏

DAYT BISH SERA GONNA GET IT!!!

REPORT HER A** AND GIVE ME SUPPORT ME!!!

SHE SAID THE N AND SHE WHIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!

F***** REPORT HER A**👏🏼

HER ACCOUNT...

I’ve been raped when i was a 8 years old i forgot who he is, but i do remember the scene that we talked like we know each other but when im trying to remember his face its getting blur it’s so frustating . Im already 23 years old and...

I’m in love, never been in love never even allowed myself to even think about being in love. This is my first love though I can’t even say he’s mine. He’s not my first love he’s the first I have loved. I wish he never said he liked me back...

O.M. TO THE G YA’LL

SO LIKE. IM ON THIS APP (I LOVE BTW ITS CALLED AMINO AND ITS SOOOOO SLAY💅👏💕 FOLLOW ME BESTIES MY ACCOUNT IS @PlutoFloatingInSpace AKA Pluto-Chan I NEED BASTIEESSSSSSS🥰😘✌️✨)

ANYWAY MY OTHER BESTIE, MY PERIOD GURL 🤌 *Z SNAP*, MY YAAAAAAASSSSS QUEEEEEEEN💅👏💄, F***** S**** YA’LL....

i had a thing with a boy, we went on one date but then i left for a month, having no way to communicate and when i came back, i faced the difficult truth that i didn’t feel the same way anymore and during our time while talking and even...

Im not used to getting this much attention

I met a d********* for the first time and she dressed me up in heels, stockings, p****** and a corset.
Made me worship her a** and feet and fucked my holes with a s******.
It was so hot that I haven’t been able to stop sexting with doms...

I lost my virginity to my mom when I was 13yrs old. She got pregnant around the same time and I think I’m the the father of my sister.

An old man sits at the bar. He lights a cigarette and orders another double. The young pucks sneer. A tourist walks in. The old man speaks to him in German and to the waitress in French and flips off the kids in Spanish. Never judge a book by it’s...

I could say anything you have too believe it’s your job you bipolar homo with a special surprise

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

Yes people plead guilty to rioting in the Capitol because they are threatened, beaten, their families are threatened, and they are extorted.

That is not justice.

No one “stormed the Capitol, except the undercover FBI agents who brought in antifa. The unarmed “rioters” were walked peacefully into the Capitol...

A man who pleaded guilty earlier this year to a misdemeanor charge of engaging in disorderly or disruptive conduct for his role in the January 6th Capitol riots is now pointing the finger at former President Donald Trump. CBS News’ Scott MacFarlane flags a new court filing in which convicted...

A man who pleaded guilty earlier this year to a misdemeanor charge of engaging in disorderly or disruptive conduct for his role in the January 6th Capitol riots is now pointing the finger at former President Donald Trump. CBS News’ Scott MacFarlane flags a new court filing in which convicted...

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have been secretly pooping in a sock and keeping it under my brother’s bed. The smell will arise soon but I just cannot help taking my time to desecrate his precious socks. Father I know this is sacrilege but I must continue...

Me and my girlfriend are in a long distance relationship and yesterday for the first time I showed her parts off my body, and showered while on face time, the day after she told me she wants to forget it even happened. and now we both feel like it was...

F***, that s*** stain of a bank I was talking about, I had a car loan from (not my choice) from 2013 – this past year, paid off the car, never missed a single payment, sent me a pre authorized $3000 credit card offer last year near the end of...

F****** banks.

So, I’ve been paying off some credit card debt over the last few years, and doing a good job at it. Also understanding how they work and actually paying attention to them monthly, looking at the statements. I started to care a few years ago when I...

NooNplAy

TO: ‘I’m getting married in 9 days and just found out I’m pregnant.’

No it’s NOT “and suddenly”……. You confirm that you’ve been having s** for SEVEN YEARS! How is that “suddenly pregnant”?????

Why are you getting an abortion? This child may be your ONLY one.

I’m getting married in 9 days and just found out I’m pregnant. I’m having an abortion a week after the wedding. We’ve never used any contraception in the seven years we’ve been together and it’s always worked… And suddenly, when the wedding is just around the corner, I get pregnant?...

I had to go to the urologist for a biopsy. The nurse is older but I find her attractive. Before the procedure, I had to lower my shorts so that she could give me an injection into each side of my a** cheeks. I am very submissive but you would...