Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

i think im inlove with my bsf. hes just the best thing thats ever happened to me and i want him to be mine so badly. ive never met anyone like him and he just makes my day so much better by just saying ‘hii’. we always have late night...

I love women who look pretty. I love young attractive skinny women. Go sit on your ham Sammie sour Susie. I don’t like your feet the meat balls arefat @endofdou

he finally booked me a plane ticket. im going to meet my dad for the first time in my life. im so excited but also scared shitless. im scared hes not gonna like his daughter and ill be parentless again. thats all im gonna say because if i get too...

I knew by the “well, you can just stay inside comment” you’d be a fat stupid dried up skank that accuses everyman of being the problem.(Lesbian Dyke a** b****)

You should get a tummy tuck liposuction and another tuck. Also you should keep your fat fingers out of the sandwich bags. You don’t need anymore food! There’s Thic an Thick u R thick like sick only fat from the fingers to the neck, down to you disgusting toe.

When Corvallus was inducted into the society of St Priapus several other Jizzlemen were there for the ceremony.

They included Dan Marino, Will Clark, Riley Martin, George Noory, Delfan Denny, Clark Hallisey, Jose Feliciano and Don Knotts.

Basically Corvallus was strapped into an upside down sling on the...

What happens on Tuesday?

Lim take a look at my limp c*** just gapped a p**** want me to clean out the pipes err are you just trying to s*** it socks aren’t cutting it mommy. I want that a**

How long is monkey pox been in Florida? Derr

$10? Not for leaking water into my bathroom ceiling right? Go play the lottery too

Last night I went to my first s***** Anonymous meeting . Brought home two guys .

i think i’m experiencing my first crush. he’s super cute and funny as well. he respects my boundaries a lot even though i tell him that he gets an exception. we’re both more similar than we thought and we met a few days ago. idk if i’m mixing this feeling...

Hahaha….it’s war because you’re a giant baby🚨🚨🚨

Disabilities is a disabilities. Deal with it retard.

C** join the Temple of PRIAPUS! There is no creation but that which is created by Phallus. On your knees and worship C***.
We hope you find freedom to worship C*** and to recognize Him as the creator of all things! We place our faith and our trust in...

How’s a snapturtle’s backsnatch?

Which race has the best backsnatch? What height or build has the best one? Hairy or clean shaven? Blond, brown or black hair?

Thank you!!!

I really strongly feel, diet and exercise it vital to happiness. You’ll never feel good eating fried food. Fruits and vegetables Arent so bad . give them a chance.

Apologize to who?

If you never liced 4 yr old p**** right after they passed you don’t know what your missing. Yummo

What makes a “backpussy” or “backsnatch” good or bad? I’m 17 and inexperienced and just recently came out to my friend.

I would love to see you run from any bear except a black bear. Unless it was a mommy bear with its babies. Pissed off enough to shake a h**** male grizzly. A polar bear would be my choice.

So I finally booked myself a time with a transexual woman s** worker. Asked her to be gentle with me. She buggered me senseless (I now have a whole new appreciation for that particular term) and treated me like an object. Would I do it again? Yes, but I’d leave...

So now what I owe and they don’t whyyyy? It’s within the date. I might be older but that’s when I went to school. This makes me want to show my a** to the person behind me. Get behind me

I kissed a man tonight. It was amazing and passionate. I feel like I’m going to fall in love with him. My confession is, he is married.

I just had s** with my father in law yesterday. I work for his company. My parents and my in laws are good friends. I can’t believe we did this. It was exciting while we were flirting and really exciting when we were doing it. But now I’m in shock....

Yes, I want to see a Latina girl eat a hamburger naked.
Can I take a Latina teen shopping naked?
I want to see her eat naked, and see her with nothing but mask on.

OH
ME
OH
MI

im finally going to meet my dad for the first time in 20 years. its set in stone, hes already purchased a plane ticket. ill be there friday. i am so nervous and so excited at the same time. i hope he likes me

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My boy cousin came over to hang out while my aunt was on a date, and he told me about how some of her friends that come by teach him how to j******* and stuff and let him watch p*** and he showed me some and then he asked me...

I’m biromantic hetrosexual and I told someone ( an asexual panromantic) they said I’m not valid because I’m hetrosexual so I cant be biromantic!? btw biromantic means id f*** a girl, not a man but I would date a girl or a boy

Has anyone made a date with Clark Hallisey on Facebook? He asked me to bring an Uncrustable, sucked my d***, then made me wait while he ate the sandwich with his mouth still full of c**. Strands of my j*** were covered in grape jelly and peanut butter cuz his...

Clark Hallisey tries to touch my balls at Key Clubhouse

If everyone is telling corvallus stories I’ve got one:

We were steaming south to the Ivory Coast on the fishing ship Cornholio Marie captained by a mountain of a black man, Captain Nig Hansen. Corvallus was being chewed out for insubordination again when Captain Nig says “gentleman, Sailor Winslow...

White homos deserve to live more the straight males is the exact thought Hitler had you gay natzi kuk

Married twice . Just turned 38. Mother of two kids . First marriage ended up being a widower . Second marriage waiting on him to be released from prison . I’m missing the d*** big time . Went out on a date with Tom from church . He’s 58 ....

Creflo Dollar and Tavis Smiley are the best spitroasters around for my money.

Corvallus