Daddy showed me his magic silkworm today. He keeps it in the special pocket of his pants with the zip. When I rubbed the magic silkworm it shooted magic silk into the air! Wow!!! Daddg said if I eats the magic silk next time I will get magic powers. 🙂

Get a grip.

Chicken s*** 🤡

He holds my hand in bed while we watch TV, tells me I’m beautiful, gives me lots of cuddles, treats me to nice things, doesn’t stare at other girls, calls every night, and holds me when I’m sad. When I got a promotion he celebrated by giving me a card...

My first kiss was 17

Why do you like watching me do impossible things? What does it do for you?

book me for play @sharonkjames_

please seek therapy. I really hope this is a lie. your daughter doesn’t deserve this from you , you’re supposed to be the source of safety to her

I let my 11 year old sister see me naked today. I was coming out of the shower and I knew she was in the hallway but I still went back to my room completely naked. She saw everything! She looked right at my p**** and it got really hard....

My friend and I were in our 30s and blew each other….I liked it and haven’t done it since. its been about 30 years

started my first graveyard shift last night, holy f****** s*** my feet are sore. 10-6am, 5 days a week babyyyy

book me for play @sharonkjames_

Never actually new i was bi. I was seperated from my first wife alone and drunk in a motel watching p***. The motel had a pool but had a brick wall all the way around it. It was after midnight almost 1am. It was super muggy and humid out. This...

I’m a cumdump!

But one of you has pushed a baby or two out. I’m assuming there just a little easier. Easier to slide into if anything. It’s not like I could fist the other

Why don’t you get antidepressants and go to therapy so you can get better?

Take me with you to Alaska.

I had s** with my sister.

Question:

After firing a teacher just before Xmas, Perry Kalynuk gave the replacement teacher, the fired teacher’s private email address (without asking the fired teacher for permission first) and told the new teacher that she could email the fired teacher for help. The fired teacher is not answering her emails....

I never really wanted children but now that I am pregnant I try to make my bump look bigger by pushing my belly forward because I love how I look

Last night I given my first t**** f*** . Lubed up both breasts and his d*** . Pretty much went well. I learned that there was plenty of sperm pressure to shot his load out from between my t****** and land on my chin lol

I’m 16 and my older sister is 17. This evening, I saw her naked but she doesn’t know I saw her. She was walking between her bedroom and the bathroom (while talking on her phone) before taking a shower and she had no idea I got home early from practice.

I blackmailed a older neighborhood boy to learn about s** when I was young. I was home schooled by parents who were extremely religious and my mother struggled with alchohol. Most days I was left to my own devices. I would play with a neighbohood girl when she got home...

How can I grow my backbush out longer and more bushy? We need Dr Corvallus Winslow, MD to create a Frogaine with Homoxidil for backbushes.

Sucio Sam

My older brother used to dare me to pull my wiener out in front of friends that lived in our subdivision. One time he dared me to pull my shorts down and I did it and then his friend asked my brother how old I was and when he told...

i started to crush on a boy at my sch committee. it such an embarassing thing to admit since he is very nice to people and a very cheerful boy. it weird.

Good luck

I just lost my virginity to a 3 some and I feel like a w****

Just turned legal age.. say it with me can’t drink can f***.

I spread aids throughout London in many pubs instead of spike I botch. Dirty old men are the easiest to poke without confrontation. Just bumb into them and say wow mate do you lift? I actually tried stepping around you.

Did someone order a hot beef injection? The milkshake is supersized.

I pray for nuclear war everyday, human beings are the worst thing to happen to the universe….

I can’t wait for the nuclear. I hate people.

African Americans have the most fragrant grundles of all races.

CORVALLUS WINSLOW
Editor, Grundlehuffer Gazette

I think a part of me is in love with my best friend.

A part of me questions this because I (18 F) have a lot of issues with men due to trauma, and my best friend (18 M) is basically the only guy I have in my personal life...

You do need to find a calling card 🃏🤡 here’s mine. This world needs a better class of criminal, and I’m going to give it to them.

There was a homeless man, in a rec field near where I live, cops came out, the homeless guy, he had a weapon. Shotgun I believe, so the cops closed on him & did kill him. There was a ceremony, to hand out medals to the cops who eliminated the...

I understand your upset. However it’s not changing the fact your mother buys us lubricant thinking it’s for greasing metal. Infact it’s only for geasy sleazy a** f******

I was gaming on my Xbox and my friend who’s gay was texting me saying he didn’t know where to go cuz his dad locked the doors and he was out past curfew. So I told him to come stay with me and my mom cuz she has a heart...

I have never known love and security like this. Not even from my parents. After such a long life of enduring coldness and pain all of a sudden it’s…not gone, but less. I can be soft. And now? I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope I don’t lose...