I wish I had Twitter.

I would ask this s** worker who does toms of gross obscene s*** how she managed to give herself a facial last night with a nice big eggplant.

I have never heard of that. An eggplant facial?

When I was 15 a friend from my school showed up at my door one night and said he had been locked out of his house and his mom wasn’t home. He asked if he could spend the night so I said sure. My room was down the basement so...

I’ve been 100% sober for about three weeks now.
🥳 😃
I’ve been thinking more clearly and I wanted to make a point to tell you that you are beautiful inside and out. I hope you have a great day off Caleigh 😇 ☕☕☕
I’m staying sober...

A man who loves and respects me. A man who will lift me up instead of trying to bring me down. A man who will laugh with me. A man who knows it takes two to make it work. A man who wants to be my friend as well as...

Suckoff Sundays tonight @ Cleo’s Lounge in O-Town! Come try out our new B******* BAR, sit back in your chair while a hungry mouth services your joint from below the bar! Tasty and naysty!

Prefer to get your boy cooter gloryholed? Slide your baloney b*** up to the mystery meat...

I’m sitting here watching my wife getting fucked by another guy in her first t******** and she is loving that c*** she was defiant at first but once his c*** slipped in her mouth she sucked it hard and spread her legs wide as she took his tool in her...

Honestly, I could kill the white children I’ve shooken over the years. I see them come back and pinch the insides on their a*** till it bleeds they usally just scream nonsense. Except one, I hit them on the head so they don’t point at me. 34 years 2 people...

How’s kissing a** you ask? It’s OK but a little humiliating. My fiancée lowered her tights and p****** while I was on my knees. I got to look at her beautiful b*** before she sharply ordered, “Kiss It.”

She likes to make sure I’m in my place on my...

i am only 14 and never done anything s***** before but i think i just got “turned on” for the first time!! because i’m tingly!!!!!

How’s kissing a**?

Help? so i barely know this girl and she’s in my science class and we’re just whispering and talking to each other and she starts playing minesweeper and she has a touchpad on her laptop so she’s playing minesweeper and circling her mouse around the areas to flag them and...

Being a vet entitles me to a life of free money while people playing a game make millions a year.. .

Why did Uncle Frank tickle me where my wees come out??? 🤔🤔🤔

if i get 100 views on this i will go f*** my sister

I was helping my sister move her bedroom about earlier,she asked if i could hold the steps while she got some stuff off the top of her wardrobe,as i was holding them and she went up i noticed she had no knickers on i know i should’nt have looked but...

I just saw Janice and Marcus at a no loads refused pimped out cumdump event! Janice still has corporate debt unfortunately, and a r***** full of jizzlejuice!! They’re getting married next month!

are there any “pimped out no loads refused cumdump events” in the Ft Lauderdale area this weekend? I asked Google and was sent here. I’m a bear in my late 40s, hairy and macho, love t**** asses and d*********.

Cucked by the best! GM

Why does daddys love potion taste so salty? 🤔

hello this is a test

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Because of my religious up bringing I didn’t m********* until I was 18 years old. And when I finally o***** I though I killed myself because of all of the fluid and pleasure that came out of me. I’ve been chasing the dragon ever since.

Hello Corvallus long time lurker first time poster. Can you tell us your biography? I’ve always admired your lifestyle and no shame attitude about who you are and what you like.

I wish I had the balls to be totally out there and open. Thank you.

Quiet Chris...

more like not a first experience.
i (15f) just want to be in a loving relationship with someone that makes me happy and loves and that everyone else likes too. i’ve had vague opportunities but always say no whether it’s me worrying what everyone thinks of them, or my...

Wouldn’t mind getting my big booty cousin face down a** up again. 😮‍💨

Why does Uncle Bob’s special Lollipop taste salty? 🤔

Coravallus — if you are threatening to kill someone, especially a good man in the political arena , you might want to rethink your terroristic threats .

— cops

I didnt find my c*** until I was 16 years old

i finally feel like i genuinely like someone, and i’m so frustrated i can’t do anything to progress or stop it.

DEAR Readers and Posters to SIMPLY CONFESS.
Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

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Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

DEAR Readers and Posters to SIMPLY CONFESS.
Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

DEAR Readers and Posters to SIMPLY CONFESS.
Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

Tell your girlfriends to stop asking me how to please you. I don’t get jealous of inadequate people.

I didn’t realize the value of gay meth-heads had gone up.

We tried some d**** v******* four play . I was working that p**** while Tom played with my c*** with a finger v******* . During this event I came twice . Afterwards Tom mounted me and gave me some real d*** . Oh my god I went crazy over it...

From 14 until 26 i had relations with my 53 yr old foster mom.Started with watching her dry off after bathing & me m***********.She exposed herself regularly to me & i wasnt going to complain as she had a nice body.One day out of the blue while fully clothed she...

If you haven’t had your cheeks split by a 8″+ c*** YOU ARE NOT MAYCHO!

Name one thing good that comes from Mexico I’ll wait. If you say any type of alcohol or candy your obesity is out of control.

It’s funny they say a vaginas self cleaning.. looks/smells dirty to me ma’am