Why are the people who birthed other’s so much more stupid then the people they brought into this world? I don’t understand. Top side no Texas. That’s to white bread and burnt toast for me. The only splitting the difference isn’t up the middle. How basic and easy.

Respawn you’re controller from the real world hates you.

Blackie… There was a an old saying…

do not pass go, do not collect $100, go directly to jail.

I once played Monopoly with a group of black people. It was not much fun. Here I was going around and around the board, and there they were… stagnant. They could...

My boyfriend has big balls. I wish they were small and his c*** was big.

I’ve enjoyed countless M F M and F M F threesomes . But last night I enjoyed my very first Grand Pa and Grandson t******** .

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What did I learn today reading this website?

Some racist, sexist, xenophobic, porophobic, Trump loving, p********, a****** troll named Samuel Shirokobrod thinks everyone has OCD and wants someone named Corvallus to take the clot shot while breeding their back s*****.

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I was 25 the first time I had s** because I was deathly shy and it was with a prostitute in Mexico. I wore a condom but she was so loose I couldn’t feel anything and never had an o*****. I left thinking that it was terrible and afraid it...

If you can’t refute the message then attack the messenger! It’s called a personal attack or an “ad hominem” attack directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.

So the OCD Troll tries the personal attack. Falsely claiming, “The dude calls everyone an ocd troll”. Nice try...

You’ll have to call MIT yourself OCD Troll. I agree with their study. I’m not disputing it.
YOU are the one disputing it. So you’ll have to call and tell them they are wrong.

The only HATE comes from YOU. You hate the truth. You can’t admit that you...

You two met on grinder. Through your political differences, you found love. One fatty one t***** even though your both a** backwards it’s godly still.

Oh donny boy the pipes thee piippess are callin

When I was 12 my 13 year old neighbor and I used to show each other our dicks

I had a really cute girlfriend in middle school. We were both 13 and in the same class. We never had s** (we were kids), but we made out a LOT. She had big full b**** for her age, and she used to let me play with them every chance...

HEY Troll:

If the local police won’t help, then you have other options. Contact County authorities. There are usually many police departments within a County. There is also a County Sheriff.

POSTING about him on this site won’t achieve anything.

You also have other options beside the County. Contact State...

The Baltimore Police Department said they will gladly arrest a TROLL, so please turn yourself in. The Baltimore Police Department is waiting for you. They will get you the help you need.

I’m bisexual

Up his pipe?

That’s odd because I am an Alien and I went to great lengths to appear human. A few of you claim to have spotted us from time to time, but we dismiss you as “Conspiracy Theorists”.

It’s easy to do that sine we control the Press and your world....

I’ve had plastic surgery and turned into an alien

Im not ever gonna leave you again. I was scared . please forgive me. I want to stay . stay with me. I love you .

In my 20s I tried having s** with another woman and 5 seconds in my stomach turned and I ran to the bathroom to puke.

It wasn’t because she smelled or was dirty or anything like that, it was just f****** disgusting and made my skin crawl. I realized...

i’ve never cuddled anyone before. ended up in a friend’s bed two nights in a row, which seems kinda mild but feels totally weird to me. i don’t really know what to do, cause he wants something, but i don’t know if it’s s***** or something more
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KING KONG BUNDY REFUSED NO LOADS!

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Used to watch my 51 yr old adopted mom dry off after a shower.She had a nice body,short permed hair & this aroused me s******* watching her bare hips.Ten years ago when i was 14 she asked me if i could talc her back.Nerviously i walked in & started.I was...

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My first s***** experience was with a man who has a d*** the size of a Cheeto and he unfortunately had red hair which made the whole thing funnier.

I got upset at the neighbors, there smarter then my dead end Job dad and stay at home curious mom. It’s no wonder my hairs as long as a girl’s in this participation trophy age in man’s decent into a lazy porch monkey p****. Go play outside turds you stink...

He’s off his meds again today. They call him Ricky Shortbus over at Raw Confessions. The shortbus is the bus for the mentally retarded.

He’s easily identified. It’s obvious he’s a Troll. TROLL equals Total IDIOT!

Raising your hand up in a fir e push stance and then saying nothing to Jr about darting across a road or parking lot without so much as a glance in either direction counts as stupid IMO.

The little son of a b**** WILL end up a good ornament when...

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CORVALLUS...

I was birthed by a cd and a fbb who got fat an quite eating to get skinny. Vigsill humbled my scent I think on everywhere 😷

It feels weird to be on my own for the first time in my own house

I’m the guy who likes my classmates b*******, you can call me the Breastonian

i get that poltics is a spectrum not a binary. but maga communisum???? that has to be a oxymoron.

what in the f*** is maga communism??? your joking me