Hilarious how “nice guys” who meet you as friends think you’re catfishing them when you just put no effort into your appearance because you’re not trying to impress them/trying to establish just how little fucks you give about looking attractive in front of them. Um no, I’m not catfishing you...

Right now? But I need to wet my hair down in a glory hole restroom? Why do they call it a rest room when only dike bathrooms have couch’s?

Eat my a** mom, eat it nice and good you b****. Eat my hairless smooth perfect a** baby killer

Listen you little brain washed c***, I will roofy you and put your a** in the trunk and head on down to meheko to kill your unholiest satan spawn

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Georgia Republican, faced backlash on Friday for heading to Costa Rica for vacation, ultimately skipping Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s address to Congress and not voting in person on the nearly $1.7 trillion omnibus bill. The GOP lawmaker has been vacationing with her family throughout the...

When I was 16 I was groomed and seduced by a 52 year old guy named John. I am male. We jerked off together but that was all, I came he didn’t. I avoided him after that and lived a heterosexual life. I wish I had had full on s**...

Dr. Wilson really got deep inside me, fluffed my feathered back

Perry Kalynuk fires a teacher and puts her down by saying things like “I had doubts about hiring you in the first place, look at the spacing errors you made on your reference page, teaching isn’t like being a Girl Guide Leader you know, the biggest difference between you and...

Alone?

Don’t like it, you could flip it. Whole lot of better even gated community’s

Step sister blessed me with my first foot job when we were around 12. She’s a month older and her body developed really early so she was on everyone’s list for hooking up but she never actually did anything except with me. She was mean as kids most of the...

Nobody said simplyconfess was full of bright people, in fact they actually think quiet the opposite Merry F****** Christmas bitchs the grinch came down off the mountain.

What a typical white women, American women are basic as f***, go f*** something else you can’t think of off the top of your stupid head

The JEWS own most companies, the MSM and the banking system, so now you know who has created these lies. What a stoooopid tard most “JEWS” in America lol lol lol lol are born Christian, and get jewafloyd in Vegas… Because Americans are retarded hope I dumbed it down enough...

Are you responsible for fatting up skinny girls? Dirty ketchup clown. I’ll dismantle your foundation

I’m about to rob a thief of a different kind never seen before in history, “Here’s a new one. As Facebook continues to grapple with the negative press over its privacy overhaul, it’s now suggesting a new way to protect your personal information: lie about it. At least” Last chance...

No whites are the best at everything, dinga ding ding ding ding. Trash of trailers, f*** your cousin name the child after you’re favorite left turning driver.

Unscrunch let’s count it out

You cheated on your baby daddy, in a back and forth instead of riding out the rough s***. Stupid.

Have you tryd it with cheese

That’s how we trigger the stupid, leaving lights on hahaahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaahheehheheehhahahahahahaaha stoopid

Yepu got it candy, Austin won’t bother Meghan any more cause Melli has photos of his but hole

Shut up Russ

Now that you are secret agent spy. I can see you clearly . Im watching you . (every breath you take) I am the incredible Bionic woman .

My Christmas candles are scented. They are lovely.

Remote frequencey access via laser beans from tiny drones .

Seek wit. Shhhhhhh.

Boxes contain codes to unencryption. With drones so it can penetrate thru steel or concrete walls. Within a specific radius .

There’s ways to uncrypt the codes .

Pin points your location and your activity online . not just Internet , but it can read your key board activity from miles away.

Blue tooth gives remote access to knowledge. Its wifi. Its the eyes . it sees all.

Mwahaa

Its got the ability to see infrared and record the time on your watch . it can penetrare thru brick walls. It knows because it can read digital signals from miles away. It knows what you type.

Or , the boxes contained military seek wits , about that secret drone cameras. Yup . tiny little drones the size of a wasp. Quiet , wascally wabbit

The boxes contained Plutonium . shhhh , don’t tell. Seek wit

Bond , James bond trailer boxes .

Spy thriller

[ Posting it here, it’s not a confession for real but is something happened working a job time past. A person could say it was a first experience since never had anything like this happened before of the life of the past. Sheer luck? Fate? Destiny? Don’t know, working that...

At least im human . you have turned into a s*** .

What a greasy bowling ball hole of a woman. It’s a big heavy ball nobody uses that’s on display, because it attracts attention.. . Brings out the real freak show. F*** you up your clown hole till you’re big red nose falls off. Only man gets to make nose silly...

Do you copy?