I was 6 my cousin was 7. We were a family party it was late it was about 1 in the morning we were running around in the back yard.mike not his real name seek a beer. Rest of the cousins went inside. In the back yard was shed so...

On the way to drop off my mother to her sister after my dad past away. The drive was a long haul. We were going to stop and get a room for the night but we couldn’t find a room anywhere. Come to find out there was a car show...

Social media users mocked Donald Trump on Thursday after the twice-impeached former president boasted on his Truth Social platform: “Importantly, I have single-handedly shown the American Public how Crooked and Corrupt our Government is. NOW WE CAN FIX IT!” Attorney Ron Filipkowski shared a screen grab of the comment on...

did you think saying goodbye would make me hurry to give you whatever you want? fuk no. I’m done with your nonsense and I deserve better.

“Okay then” is the proper way to pronounce that savages name you mongrel.

i had a*** s** and school my name is cayden

what’s the point of writing in Indian language when youre talking to somebody not Indian weirdo

Bad kitty

It’s a natural thing that happens to a body… save it for the judge lady’s.

Um yeah like we’re the ones who’s t*** get hard hearing children cry.. like we find pleasure in the sounds they make when a child cry’s.. try again crusty old pig.

Oh my god. I just got out of the shower and the doorbell rang and it was the Fedex guy needing a signature for my package. I invited him in quickly but I didn’t realize that I was still in my towel. Long story short, we had a laugh and...

Just a pathetic b****, probably a homo w aids from the 80s, quite the geriatric cocktail sipping coffee drinking whiskey drowning beer chugging p***

What a white n*****. Porch dwelling Giga boo of a white man, he’s been on his porch like he should be drinking a 40 and smoking swisher sweet. I’ll bet you say nig more then a darkE n***** guy.

I rub my c*** and put my c** in my mouth

A couple days ago he said I smelled different. I smelled his d***.. did smell off for sure. I looked it up on Google and maybe I have BV but it could also be an STI called trich?? I have never even had a yeast infection before. I’m so fucked...

My first c***.
I was 14 and I stayed at my cousins house over the Christmas holiday.
He had some pot and we stayed up late getting high and watching roller derby.
It was my third night there but the first time high.
When we finally...

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Training a feral cat is very hard. I want it nicely sitting in position like good clean submissive p****, yet I have to lock my door because she’s hunting my dogs and wife. I’m about to shoot the mean f****** b****

That’s all i need f*** who?

I hate being fat. I’m the only one who shovelled junk into my mouth and I’m the only one who can lose weight. By December I plan to have lost most of my excess weight. I know how to do it, I did it already. This time the weight stays...

Look at you now, mumbled typing. Rubbish

The last time we spoke on the phone, I will never forget you talking about the man you “loved to pieces”. The “big guy”.I remember that entire conversation. You were really nice on that phone call. Thale last time we ever spoke really.

Your You’re yer yar

kill me

They most likely have no friends, no family that loves them, and are here to “stimulate” their own feelings by thinking posting raunchy stuff for any views gives them some sort of acceptance. It’s really just fascinating to and I learn more for my psychological course by this site alone....

So I am feeding the neighbors dog for the weekend. As soon as they left I went over to check on him. As soon as I opened the door I was wet. I quickly closed the door behind me and pulled my slacks and p****** down. With in seconds I...

So dogs can actually give blow jobs like humans. Learn something new every day 😳

I just spat on my breasts for him.

The first time I was with my mother in law was when me and my wife went to see them in Tennessee. My wife had told me about her father molesting her when she was a young girl. He would wake her up in the morning by f******** her and...

go for it. I’ll tase your fuking dog—ugly.

stop changing my privacy settings so no one can contact me, while you’re too chicken to talk to me yourself, goober.

I went too far tonight. I was high on Gina and Tina and I set my sling up in a part of town known for drug activity and African American transients. It started with a few drunk homeless guys but before I knew it everyone was there taking a piece...

Why does daddy’s special lollipop taste salty?

a boy kissed me for the first time today!!!!!!!!!!

well not today actually it was a few months back but im gonna talk about it like it was today

i had exams the whole day and in the afternoon me and this guy went out for ice cream, and we...

My aunt told my uncle that me and her have had s** a few times. She told me my uncle and there daughter had s** a few times. My uncle has never been with a guy before but was curious about it. My aunt told me that he wanted to...

Be a shame if someone flooded it an set down some different monkeys? Maybe not so warmongering and homosexual so we don’t literally have to call them homosomthing Ect.

You changed Natasha. You use to be kind. You’re just a mean, b**** now. You changed Natasha. You changed.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena
I’ll be waiting you 🥰

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CLEVELAND (AP) – Police and EMS were called to the Cleveland Zoo Saturday night after reports of a man being mauled by a panda in one of the zoo’s enclosures. Early reports indicated the man was in critical condition.

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My local zoo recently obtained a panda from mainland China. I have tested the zoo security and it is remarkably lax. I am in the possession of a safe level of tranquilizers. The weather tonight is cool but precipitation-free.

I can’t wait to f*** that bear.