Even as a young boy growing up my dad Joe D. turned me on, maybe because he was so stern, once dad was going from the shower to his bedroom I saw his hot a** it made me hard, love sharing these memories with guys. I play with myself thinking of dad making love to me, dad kissing me his tongue in my mouth, thanks dad for making me nut very hard!
Every once in a while, mostly summer months I stay with my Aunt and Uncle who live close to the ocean, which is a couple hours’ drive away. The one night, I noticed that my Uncle was watching me from my slightly open bedroom door. I’m not sure how long he was looking at me using my v.ibrator for. I was so embarrassed, I immediately closed my legs and put the v******* on the side table. He just smiled and walked away. Two months later I spent a weekend there and after getting a late-night snack from the kitchen, I witnessed him jerking off and watching p.orn in his study. He caught me looking at him and he just carried on j.erking like he was happy that I was watching him. I said good night and went to bed. The next morning it was like nothing ever happened and it seemed like my Aunt did not know anything either. I wanted to say something to her, but I chose not to. I go there very seldom these days and when I do, I take my boyfriend with.
What in the multiverse simulation??
I conceived a baby with my step dad the night of my 18th birthday while my mom slept upstairs in their bed. He waited till she went to bed to offer me my first drink ever, I was several shots in and we were sitting on the couch talking about what I wanted for my life. I spoke without thinking and told him “I want to be bred and become a mom as soon as possible” I even admitted to taking hormonal medicine that was supposed to make me even more fertile. He didn’t hesitate to offer his services. We were naked and he was balls deep inside me before we could think it through and change our minds. He stayed buried deep inside me all night long. 9mo later I gave birth to our babygirl and I get so much joy when I see my mom playing with her granddaughter not knowing her husband is her daddy. We have talked about doing it again soon.
Alone?
Don’t like it, you could flip it. Whole lot of better even gated community’s
Step sister blessed me with my first foot job when we were around 12. She’s a month older and her body developed really early so she was on everyone’s list for hooking up but she never actually did anything except with me. She was mean as kids most of the...
Nobody said simplyconfess was full of bright people, in fact they actually think quiet the opposite Merry F****** Christmas bitchs the grinch came down off the mountain.
What a typical white women, American women are basic as f***, go f*** something else you can’t think of off the top of your stupid head
The JEWS own most companies, the MSM and the banking system, so now you know who has created these lies. What a stoooopid tard most “JEWS” in America lol lol lol lol are born Christian, and get jewafloyd in Vegas… Because Americans are retarded hope I dumbed it down enough...
Are you responsible for fatting up skinny girls? Dirty ketchup clown. I’ll dismantle your foundation
I’m about to rob a thief of a different kind never seen before in history, “Here’s a new one. As Facebook continues to grapple with the negative press over its privacy overhaul, it’s now suggesting a new way to protect your personal information: lie about it. At least” Last chance...
No whites are the best at everything, dinga ding ding ding ding. Trash of trailers, f*** your cousin name the child after you’re favorite left turning driver.
Unscrunch let’s count it out
You cheated on your baby daddy, in a back and forth instead of riding out the rough s***. Stupid.
Have you tryd it with cheese
That’s how we trigger the stupid, leaving lights on hahaahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaahheehheheehhahahahahahaaha stoopid
Yepu got it candy, Austin won’t bother Meghan any more cause Melli has photos of his but hole
Shut up Russ
Now that you are secret agent spy. I can see you clearly . Im watching you . (every breath you take) I am the incredible Bionic woman .
My Christmas candles are scented. They are lovely.
Remote frequencey access via laser beans from tiny drones .
Seek wit. Shhhhhhh.
Boxes contain codes to unencryption. With drones so it can penetrate thru steel or concrete walls. Within a specific radius .
There’s ways to uncrypt the codes .
Pin points your location and your activity online . not just Internet , but it can read your key board activity from miles away.
Blue tooth gives remote access to knowledge. Its wifi. Its the eyes . it sees all.
Mwahaa
Its got the ability to see infrared and record the time on your watch . it can penetrare thru brick walls. It knows because it can read digital signals from miles away. It knows what you type.
Or , the boxes contained military seek wits , about that secret drone cameras. Yup . tiny little drones the size of a wasp. Quiet , wascally wabbit
The boxes contained Plutonium . shhhh , don’t tell. Seek wit
Bond , James bond trailer boxes .
Spy thriller
[ Posting it here, it’s not a confession for real but is something happened working a job time past. A person could say it was a first experience since never had anything like this happened before of the life of the past. Sheer luck? Fate? Destiny? Don’t know, working that...
At least im human . you have turned into a s*** .
What a greasy bowling ball hole of a woman. It’s a big heavy ball nobody uses that’s on display, because it attracts attention.. . Brings out the real freak show. F*** you up your clown hole till you’re big red nose falls off. Only man gets to make nose silly...
Do you copy?
Not the bag 0 bones neither, daffy
Look I can’t stay away from the toilet when your on it I might miss something so I creep
At knight when nobody’s looking, I get on my bubble bee phone a n manipulate the people around. I hate my own, why does he love them and not me, I could murder them. Then there’s only me.. . How to get them both here now.. , . Manipulate
In search of fragrant backbushes and grundles! I’m Corvy B, Grundlehuffer Extraordinaire, and I’m looking to stick my Yiddish nose in your bootyhole!
A tree is just wood
Perry Kalynuk
Suckhimfirst
