What are you talking about cheers?

Are you drinking in the morning?

You probably are because who cheerses with coffee?

Go die in a hole, sunshine.

F*** you 🖕

M.B.

7. I no longer wish harm upon myself. 💯

Did you warsh ya swamp assssssss? That’s the only snake i speak — Harry Potter—

I only work 9-12ish tonight. 🥳🥳

I only work 9-12ish tonight. 🥳🥳

I mean as a virgin I wanna do everything I can first b4 penetration cuz where’s the fun in life without it? Am I right ladies 😇

I was also super wet cuz I love his moaning it makes me feel like the BADDDESTT B****! So once that w**** came he was first to hear so he knew what to do I was so annoyed 😒 like b****.. ugh

As we were making out he unzipped his fly and let me give him a h****** he kept moaning that my hands were so soft but THEN SOME B****! Almost walked in on us c*** blocking hoe he didn’t j*** in my hands 💔 F***!

You say gods not with us in the gutters and s*** and piss but he’s everywhere, he sees us what we’ve done to heaven. We are sinners cast unto the light may he have mercy for our trespasses and forgive us with sympathy, compassion and understanding. i pray now brothers...

What’s wrong with your body?

You sound like you’ll never leave, you’ve grown Moss

Hugs to the sad one. 🫂🫂 We got to stand together. 🤝

F*** off boxy!!!!

I swear to God I will wedgie you. 😂

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
He was a fungi. 😆
Definitely forever alone

5. I’m proud of my progress so far.

Do I not deserve to be happy?
How about you?
Your not being very nice to me even tho I’m trying. It’s all good, I guess.
I want say I hope you have a great day.
🤷 Maybe next time I meet someone so amazing I...

Do I not deserve to be happy?
How about you?
Your not being very nice to me even tho I’m trying. It’s all good, I guess.
I want say I hope you have a great day.
🤷 Maybe next time I meet someone so amazing I...

Farted in her face bare a**, the poo particles rain down. It’s extra shity to after just cutting shits in half.

Filled my knickers up with s***, they was full. It’s my duty.

Learn to close the door

My diets not helping, i popped the air mattress i sleep on because i weigh 59 lbs tooooo much. it’s shamefully lard tooooo

She sounds like a nymph, watch her or she’ll break into your home and f*** your dogs wear the tub used to be. One little one up her pooper the other in her mouth. Tiny dogs?

A b***** thing, because they don’t wash

When he starts grooming your child to be sold off to the donkey show, you’ll be calling your own grass dirt. Grease monkey.

My backsnatch needs a tongue bath from a white!

I went to my first MAN meeting yesterday. MAN stands for Mothers Against Nakedness. They would not let me in. I said I am a man let me in. They said you are not a mother, you can’t come in. I said my name is on the f****** door. They...

I just had a wave of emotions crash over me.
I don’t really like cam.. like she is cool, like a little sister. I did that because I wanted to die at the time. I hit so low that even Satan was looking down at me.
For God...

Trump has talked about bringing back death by firing squad, by hanging, and, according to two of the sources, possibly even by guillotine. He has also, sources say, discussed group executions. Trump has floated these ideas while discussing planned campaign rhetoric and policy desires, as well as his disdain for...

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s 9/11 Remarks Stun Audience Into Silence “They said it’s three school buses wide,” she continued. “OK, well, do you guys remember on 9/11 when an airplane crashed in Pennsylvania? A jetliner, remember that? It didn’t kill anybody on the ground. Killed everybody on board, but it didn’t...

I hope you bust a nut, hella hard too. I hope your body shakes and you picture me staring up from between your legs smiling with a wet face. 😻

I’ve just had my first smear test scheduled and I’ve been crying about it all day. I’m terrified. I’m not scared of the potential pain, and I know that it’s a normal procedure and that the nurse has probably seen thousands of vaginas, but the thought of me lying there...

I was being serious, f*** around and find some pics. 🤝🫢 It’s okay to want some p**** in your life. I mean you are 25.
Just ask.
-love your simp.

NEW TECHNOLOGY

What friendship

My ex stopped wearing her ring, i asked her to then i left her with her family in a no escape situation for her or whatever..

What has been going on for long? Forgive what?

I was in a highway rest stop in Michigan once and noticed in the bathroom that all the walls around the toilet stalls were shoulder-height. I realized that it was done to combat the issue of strangers having anonymous g****** in public bathrooms.

Anyways it’s a good thing I...

To: She’s always trying to open the window… Do you show her your c***? She wants to see it. You never know where it might lead.

She’s always trying to open the window to see my King Kong c***