Someone asked me out for the first time and I hate him. I hate him so much. He makes me feel so uncomfortable and unhappy and yet I said yes. I hate myself for saying yes but I felt bad and didn’t want to be mean

I was sent to the offices in Monterrey Mexico for the implementation of a new accounting software. I stayed at a nice hotel and a driver picked me up and drove me back to the hotel. After checking in the first night I went down to the bar and got...

are you ever going to get the hell off my boat so that other people can experience me?? I’m just playing the only hand that you yourself put me in. Jesus.

Literally any other fucker but you. I would rather f*** a Doberman pincher then have your stink on my genitalia

Back burner b****, your actually f****** up my game hoe. Wait your turn B**** or step out da line for another warm place 2 putit

9. I am grateful to my owner. 🧘‍♂️
I am clearly not capable of being an adult.
I truly feel this way. I need to receive checks and live in a tiny apartment.

You c*** dyke, i cannot believe that s*** came from your w**** a**. Incel c*** acts like she voices her opinions, every single time you do it sounds f****** crazy b****. S*** a c** rag on the floor and shove it in your c***, you’ll never get to experience s*****...

Time for pineapple , with apples coleslaw All home made

im scared to learn what love is, but i think im falling for them

Corvy Winslow? Why I remember him, say he sucked my pecker after the sock hop!

Steve Brandano

P.S. after he sucked my pecker he sucked off the entire basketball team in the locker room, mostly blacks.

There was a party after that and everyone heard the football team was...

I think I have a solution where everyone wins!
I need you to stab me..
I fill my need to see you and get your respect and you can satisfy that hatred I caused.
This is a very real offer. I’m scared you wi say yes but...

I was being kind. I cheers coffee b****.

What are you talking about cheers?

Are you drinking in the morning?

You probably are because who cheerses with coffee?

Go die in a hole, sunshine.

F*** you 🖕

M.B.

7. I no longer wish harm upon myself. 💯

Did you warsh ya swamp assssssss? That’s the only snake i speak — Harry Potter—

I only work 9-12ish tonight. 🥳🥳

I only work 9-12ish tonight. 🥳🥳

I mean as a virgin I wanna do everything I can first b4 penetration cuz where’s the fun in life without it? Am I right ladies 😇

I was also super wet cuz I love his moaning it makes me feel like the BADDDESTT B****! So once that w**** came he was first to hear so he knew what to do I was so annoyed 😒 like b****.. ugh

As we were making out he unzipped his fly and let me give him a h****** he kept moaning that my hands were so soft but THEN SOME B****! Almost walked in on us c*** blocking hoe he didn’t j*** in my hands 💔 F***!

You say gods not with us in the gutters and s*** and piss but he’s everywhere, he sees us what we’ve done to heaven. We are sinners cast unto the light may he have mercy for our trespasses and forgive us with sympathy, compassion and understanding. i pray now brothers...

What’s wrong with your body?

You sound like you’ll never leave, you’ve grown Moss

Hugs to the sad one. 🫂🫂 We got to stand together. 🤝

F*** off boxy!!!!

I swear to God I will wedgie you. 😂

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
He was a fungi. 😆
Definitely forever alone

5. I’m proud of my progress so far.

Do I not deserve to be happy?
How about you?
Your not being very nice to me even tho I’m trying. It’s all good, I guess.
I want say I hope you have a great day.
🤷 Maybe next time I meet someone so amazing I...

Do I not deserve to be happy?
How about you?
Your not being very nice to me even tho I’m trying. It’s all good, I guess.
I want say I hope you have a great day.
🤷 Maybe next time I meet someone so amazing I...

Farted in her face bare a**, the poo particles rain down. It’s extra shity to after just cutting shits in half.

Filled my knickers up with s***, they was full. It’s my duty.

Learn to close the door

My diets not helping, i popped the air mattress i sleep on because i weigh 59 lbs tooooo much. it’s shamefully lard tooooo

She sounds like a nymph, watch her or she’ll break into your home and f*** your dogs wear the tub used to be. One little one up her pooper the other in her mouth. Tiny dogs?

A b***** thing, because they don’t wash

When he starts grooming your child to be sold off to the donkey show, you’ll be calling your own grass dirt. Grease monkey.

My backsnatch needs a tongue bath from a white!

I went to my first MAN meeting yesterday. MAN stands for Mothers Against Nakedness. They would not let me in. I said I am a man let me in. They said you are not a mother, you can’t come in. I said my name is on the f****** door. They...

I just had a wave of emotions crash over me.
I don’t really like cam.. like she is cool, like a little sister. I did that because I wanted to die at the time. I hit so low that even Satan was looking down at me.
For God...