What do you call a belt made of watches?” “A waist of time.”

😂😂😂 Bless you. I love laughing. 😋

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.”

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?”

“I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now

“I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”

How does a taco say grace?” “Lettuce pray.”

“What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.”

“Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.”

“I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”

What has more letters than the alphabet?” “The post office!”

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?” “Where’s Pop Corn?”

“Where do fruits go on vacation?” “Pear-is!”

How does the moon cut his hair?” “Eclipse it.”

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.

What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” “Sofishticated.”

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.

What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I’ll go on ahead.

Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere

What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.

Awww ty for your kind words. Im happy to bring smiles ( cupcakes too if I knew u) for everyone. We need to enjoy life .

I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey

What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I’m dressing.

What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.

How did the student feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.

How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.😄

What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? “Dill me in!”

What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.

Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.