Mmm I love a nice hairy bush. Oh the lovely scents that make me a horn dog.
My family is Arab Since coming to America I have a black bully Me and dad came home one day and my bully was sitting on the couch with mom on his lap facing him and my bully was making mom ride his c*** Mom looked me in the eyes and said Your bully is huge! I don’t know why she said that She rode my bully faster
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What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” “Sofishticated.”
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here, I’ll go on ahead.
Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere
What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
Awww ty for your kind words. Im happy to bring smiles ( cupcakes too if I knew u) for everyone. We need to enjoy life .
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I’m dressing.
What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
How did the student feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.
How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.😄
What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? “Dill me in!”
What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.
Discovering my mom’s p******. I was maybe 13-14 and one day I am playing in the basement and we had this clothes chute from the bathroom and the door was on a spring and went BAM whenever anyone threw something in it. So I just happened to be...
nearly confessed to someone and f*** i realized i’m out of his league
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What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes.
What does corn say when you give it a compliment? Aw shucks!
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game? All of the fans left.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear…
What’s a cats favorite color?? ..purrrr-ple.
What’s the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
