☕ When it all started? When I started messaging girls in an Emo support group?
That’s where I met her.. my wife.
If it’s not you I’m sorry for posting to a random person.

Is 2morrow suckoff Saturday at cleos bar in Orlando? I’m in town and need my rod serviced and drained. TIA for any info.

Athletic & straight acting, have a 10 day load I need to release!

I flirted with someone for the first time even though I was terrified. It worked! I now have his number and we’ve been talking. I’m declaring myself the queen of rizz now

I had s** with my girlfriend for the first time last night. I put vaseline all over her limbs. Then I climbed on top and started h****** away. My neighbor looked out his window. He saw a guy h****** a tree. Me and my girlfriend didn’t care. It was a...

What luck? Pathetic f***

I don’t have friends. Don’t embarrass yourself.

10 years of what??

pode postar em portugues?

Your husband left you because of how ugly you were getting btw not because your a hoe bag cheat, he knew that by your cousin though right, she said anything to ride the show pony of the day. Your now all old and grey

The pictures are of me. They are not p***. So far as I know, they are legal. Stories at jcoldstream . notepin . co (not com, remove four spaces) are text only.

Nobody is looking s*** up from here, they just assume it’s more p*** p***

3 rotten teeth black as your heart creates a smell that’s unnoticed by the nasal sitting above the rot hole

Like in Ukraine, you gotta watch out for stealth drones.

WE DID IT ON THE BOAT, made of trash.

Context, i sent a mature women pictures of myself before i turned 18 she’s a p***. My case is perfect 👌

First off they to kick you to jail, second, you are the p******** who likes re uploaded videos of kids. Thirdly I’ll bet you still have the videos.

When I traveled through Thailand local children kept coming up to me asking if I wanted “YUM YUM” & “BOOM BOOM”. I had no idea what they were talking about until almost a week later when I was informed that “YUM YUM” meant oral s** and “BOOM BOOM” meant penetration.

I don’t know what to believe or trust . so I trust NOTHING of what he tells me. 5 years of mystery . its gotten old. Im tired of the lies of omission . he holds back alot of info. Im getting to the point , im fed up the...

Im 54 yr old woman . I too feel the absence of love. I also have no tattoos. I don’t know how to meet people anymore. I used to be friendly. Now? I can barely brush my teeth. Im lucky . crest has saved my teeth. I just miss companionship...

Its wonderful news

why do you try so hard to hold onto other people if crotch pants is so hot??

Jews are the real enemy not blacks

tbh idek who Sophie koschlig is but Sum f***** weirdo kept posting her s*** so Im posting it bcz memes

Let’s goooo!
😋 I feel much better now.

Well strap it on lady love, (imitating baby’s cry) MOTHER!

looking at gay p*** with out girlfriend knowing

When I was around six or seven, I stayed the night at a friend from school’s house. When it’s time for bed I have to share a bed with my friend, we both normally sleep in our underwear so that’s all we have on. About ten minutes after we laid...

Obviously you either have … a sick husband, you don’t have a husband, you are not attracted to men &or resent them. Either way nobody cares im glad you found a safe space fat chicks

13. SOMEONE KEEPS TESTING ME!
Do you like Wendys?
When deez nuts hit your chin.
😜😂😂 I don’t care that you are f****** with my emotions. 🤝
I told you to abuse me physically. 🤷

No Uncle Biden don’t put your special finger in there!!!

There’s this boy named Steven. He’s kinda a family friend of mine who i met last year. I noticed him one day because he could not stop staring at me. He was so dreamy and handsome. I told my cousin about it months later and she told him but I...

I bottomed for Joe Biden at an adult video store in Delaware back in 1999.

Above average jizzlestick but no rhythm whatsoever, just jackhammers the entire time.

I saw him there another time getting his cheeks split by Cornpop who is an African American gentleman who has a taste...

Why was the window purple?

Because the lawyer s*** on it!

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rotflmao!

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Tell us what drugs your on? You got to this block without hard work so what are you selling junkies?

What did the British umpire say to the batter? Europe.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look tired!

What does it make you if you see a robbery at an Apple Store? An iwitness.

What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar.