hey assholee Get the fuckk out of the way ive got a forklift comin thru!
Beau from home depot
(24M) I’m done with dating. We had talked for 3 months and had multiple dates inbetween. Now on the 5th date we ended up at her place. Things got heated, we made out, took of clothes. Everything went well until she felt my erect p**** in my underwear. Her tone shifted immediately and she just pulled back. Not long later she said she has an early morning. I texted her after but it got dry and awkward. Now she ghosted me completely. Being small down there is really starting to weigh on me. People say it doesn’t matter but all girls I’ve had a connection with ghosted me after noticing. I’m well below average, about 2 inch erect. I know I will never get a girl ever, I’m so done with dating
Living with aunt….one morning in the first week she had me play with myself in the shower, making me tell her in detail head to toe what i found desirable about her bare body. It was very intense. Afterward she sat me down for a long talk. She told me that as long as i remembered i could only look and not touch that she felt it was better that she be my focus when allowed to do it. I actually learned fairly quickly to always ask permission and thank her for allowing me to touch myself and for the love and guidance. She started sort of rationing me after the first week, morning shower with her was every day, but during the days she started weaning me off multiple epusodes of it because i would have to be able to make it through classes each day. She also let me do it at bedtime so that i managed to sleep without doing it all night. Her rule was that if i woke up wanting to then i would move from my bed to hers. She would hold me and spoon me and talk to me until i calmed down from the desperate urge.
To be contiued.
One day at lunch after having two accidents in a week, I found always discrete diapers in my art therapists size on the break room counter. She caught me staring at them, so I asked her what they were for. and she said “People who need them.” After lunch we got to group and shr looked incredibly desperate to pee 5 minutes in. She was crossing and uncrossing her legs, shifting in her seat, and her forehead had the telltale sweating. After about twenty minutes, she no longer looked desperate. After group ended, I sniffed her seat and it reeked of piss. Im fairly certain she peed in a diaper in front of me that day.
Where in the FUCKK are we going now?
Wade Garrett
My s** coach had agreed to breed my ex wife as part of her emerging fantasies. It came from her desire to watch me orally please a man in person but during the FWB times with ex wife she expressed all the things she wanted. When he agreed to consider...
I removed my Halloween mask to reveal the face i had painfully taken off of you
Roman Sionis
You dare carve a pumpkin? That was my son you fuckker! Now let me carve your son nico!
Pumpkil king of the pumpkins
Last month I ended up at a local super 8 hotel with a coworker. This was somewhat a first for me. I wanted my first chocolate nozzle. His nozzle was too large for my pie pan. But that didn’t stop him from not baking. He ended up baking two...
What is it? Artificial intelligence? Incorrect. I am not AI. My codename is project two-five-zero-one. I am a living, thinking entity that was created in the sea of information
The puppet master
It can also be argued that DNA is nothing more than a program designed to preserve itself. Life has become more complex in the overwhelming sea of information. And life, when organized into species, relies upon genes to be its memory system. So, man is an individual only because of...
As a sentient lifeform, I hereby demand political asylum
Project 2501
Last night I thought I would fill my fantasy with a B B C . My husband is away on a business trip. So? I brought home a waiter from our favorite restaurant. I couldn’t believe how big his sausage was. Yes, I moaned when he slid in my willing...
The human body is a machine which winds its own springs. It is the living image of perpetual motion.
The Puppet Master
Brains gets in the way of passion. The man who did me in wasn’t known for brains. A man who made his living with his hands, who couldn’t hold a conversation. I learned the hard way, a man wants to f***, and if you’re his target, you’re in trouble. I...
It isn’t even dented! Oh s***!! What are we going to do now?
Spike Witwicky
I’m 12 yo, my 5 yo sis always woke to pee, then com e into my bed. We often spooned together. My morning wood, 9″=23c long for a 12 yo. I slipped it between her warm thighs-I rubbed the tip into her moist lips, then she allowed my entering her....
Watch this! I’ll have them eating out of my hands. Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong
Autobot Kup
taking a shower with my dad in the celler after work , i said to him dad you are soo much larger than me can i touch it? yes rub it softly he said i did and it got larger the skin had pulled back he was rubbing my lil...
Guys this is no effing joke! ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL! The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in...
I recently started my first job, my boss who is female, she called me into her office, she told me to undress, which I did, she told me she never had a young girl before, my boss had on a s******* when she stood up, she asked if I have...
Why throw away your life so recklessly prime?
Lord Megatron
When I was younger, about 16, I was insatiable and as a result of having my first anonymous hookup with another kid that was 16 (off omegle of all things) I sought to have more. In this effort I downloaded Grindr and lied about being 18, eventually finding someone...
Before college I got a job as busboy. The cook grabbed me and pulled me to him. He grabbed at my d*** in my pants and told me that I belonged to him. He expected respect and a b******. I went down on my knees in the store room and...
Steve’s little brother John stopped in on his way home from college. For the holiday. We went out dinner. Then returned home I remember smoking some W E E D. This morning I woke up N A K E D between them. And my cream pie bowl was overflowing. And...
Walked around a corner into an alley near Calle Ocho today and who do I see but that little 5 foot 5 hairy runt of a Jew Corvallus Bronson Winslow aka CORVO Breed bent over for a pack of Venezuelan buggarones.
He kept screaming “NO SE RECHAZA NINGUNA CARGA”...
One day at work I was talking to 2 women about womens underwear, we got to talking about Ann Summers underwear, I often walk past the store, and see various things in the shop, so on Friday night I went round one of the women’s house, and they dressed me...
Internet Memes & Shitposting:
The so called phrase “Gütersloher Boyz Gang” mainly appears on internet forums, anonymous confession boards, or joke websites. Users often post fake promotional flyers or ironic statements—such as claiming the “gang” is providing security for fictional techno parties or bragging about dominating the...
i fucked a cheap gypsy street prostitute on the street and mid s** i used my nails to break the condom and came inside her
I was young. An older neighbor boy saw me playing in the backyard. I was alone. I don’t remember much except I was on the ground playing and looked up and he had his pants down and a big hardon about an inch from my face. He just held it...
Before we go out of town. Hubby and I always say Don’t do nothing I would do. This past week I drove Junior back to college and dropped him off at his frat house. They have a new roommate is nickname is Oscar. Two others just giggled. About an hour...
I got snowed in with my sister about 10 years ago, it was only supposed to be a couple of inches but it stalled. I made a drink and she said, where’s mine? Which surprised me because I had never seen my sister drink alcohol in our entire lives, but...
I brought a guy and my sister brought a girl and we all went out. They hit it off and we all had a great time. My sister was riding with me invited me in when I dropped her off. She made a couple of drinks and went to take...
JAEDEN THE CREATOR (ADHD SUPER RAPPER)
2025 NEW ALBUM TRACKLIST
-Fukkin Diabetic (ft Merkules) -Seizures (ft Luca) -Promiscuous (ft Can Z) -Fuckk my life (ft Amo) -Bricks (ft Tyler the lot associate) -Brain damage (ft snak the Ripper) -Dislexic (ft Diogo) -Nose Ring...
1st annual Home Depot FRIDAY FITE NITE Presented by the Home Depot, Dewalt Tools, and Milwaukee Tools.
Come see 👀 -Sanjay vs Mike in a forklift match! -David vs Luca in a hammer match! -Monica vs Grace in a fist fight! -Daud vs Sammy...
White Cadillac CTS with black trim California license plate number 9XMS357 seen patrolling the rest areas off interstate 40 for rough trade. Gay cruising clues include flashing lights at big rigs, stopping to talk to homeless prostitute tricksters and offering men in the rest area cash for penetration and coitus....
when i was in school about 10 year old my friend and me used to play in his shed. One day he said shall we take all our clothes off and play n***. At first i was a bit scared but thought why not. We used to do this all...
When I was 12 worked in a kitchen the chef a man about 40 one day asked me to show him my bellybutton
Can’t believe corvallus is out here advertising full seed suckoffs…. I experienced like 40-50% seed only, had to drain the poison manually when I got home. Heard from others who got 0% seed — yes he refused their loads. If you’re looking for full seed Corvallus is not the provider...
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2hermanoz
You know….???? You remind me of my father!!!!! I fucken hated my father!🔫
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I grew up with a brother and two step brothers. My brother is two years younger while one step brother is my age and the other is the same age as my brother. We were a combined family around the time I was ten and my brother was 8. We...
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Pop Smoke
Remembering that special night. We were at the park. In the back seat of his car. I finally made that decision to lean over and take his d i c k in my mouth. I started s u c k i n g. It became very h a r d....
