I have a crush on my teacher. This is the FIRST time I had a CRUSH on a teacher. I have a crush on him but not to the point that I would flirt with him so we could ..
i think i drank a bug capEn
Former President Donald Trump continues to very publicly admit he was involved in an “illegal” scheme to overturn the election, conservative attorney George ..
Me and that nigger we 69ed.
you all here..would miss me if i left. I know. you know. EEEEVRYONE would flip a lid. if i vanished. 😀 lol
What do you call a stranger in danger? A power anger! Get it???
Want to die on MT. Everest with me? We could do dumb posses in the death zone to warn people who don’t actually want to die.
I love music …beauty and the beast ballads…are beautiful.
I masturbate as a hobby
I’m the God king
You mean clit lmfao that lil ting
Now go querying away lmfao try hard
Your not cool enough to any other gay
You’re worse then an entitled American.
Did you just assume my gender?
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Dear Perry Kalynuk, Don’t give out people’s emails without their permission. Especially people you fire.
I sucked a dick
My dad caught me watching porn when I was 10 and he showed me some of his collection. There was some vids of guys doing stuff together and he asked if I wanted him to show ..
We now know that there were moments when Vice President Mike Pence’s life was in particular danger on Jan. 6, 2021.Shortly after Pence was evacuated from the Senate ..
ok so i saw my boyfriend’s dick for the first today for context he’s tall he works out and he’s an athlete right so he definitely has a good body i did expect ..
On fine. Hey cream Gene or anus aioli Alan do you want to do a podcast with me? CORVALLUS
i’m beginning to think i may have some symptoms of narcissism. also, last sunday i thought about drowning myself, making it the first time i have seriously contemplated ..
“When we love each other we are immortal and indestructible like the heartbeat and the rain and the wind.” – Erich Maria Remarque
Enjoy your 4th of July
Well actually guys it’s my first time we reached the 1st monthsary of my current boyfiee cuz my past relationships didn’t really end that well …
I wet myself in my boyfriends house but he doesn’t know and I only wet a little so he can’t tell that I peed my pants on purpose
I think mommy bought you’re xbox. I also think it’s difficult for you to do anything by yourself. It probably looks like Parkinsons or dementia. As well ..
Yeah you probably shouldn’t have started shit between a ghost an a dead man. Snowflakes acting hard leading niggas to they family like gangstalking don’t ..
We used to hang out in the garage and bs. Ever since my boys found the dildo and gay porn they feel comfortable enough to stay more then 5min. I’m still daddy
I was over at a friend and me, my friend and his sister were playing Mario party and drinking. She works at a donut shop so she also brought a big box of donuts. ..
I won’t fuck that fat bitch nomadder how many times you mow the lawn.
What is “The Corvallus Difference”?
Meghan you may never see this but I want you to know when we were younger that you made me so horny I masturbated to you constantly. You were my first sexual fantasy. ..
my dad the raging alcoholic came home and my mom wouldn’t let him fuck so he told her he was going to use her or me. She said he wouldn’t dare and he told her he was going ..
Holy fucking shit this hairy dude visiting from Texas just blew the third biggest load I’ve ever gotten up my ass I’m still leaking he was super hairy ..
One night in Minneapolis I went to the Brass Rail (a real cruisey hookup bar) and struck up a conversation with a cute group of guys in the corner by the play room. ..
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I ejaculated on my aunts bird. Salverst ain’t got nothin on B
Why are you so mean? If you’re mad at someone the least you can do is tell them why you’re mad at them. 😥
