Why is it so unpleasant to hang out with Dracula? He’s a pain in the neck.

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They are afraid they will relax and unwind.

What do spiders like to do? Fly fishing.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music.

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo Boos.

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies? You can see right through them

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? At night he turns into a bat

Why is a ghost a messy eater? He is always gobblin.

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Snow.” “Snow, who?” “Snow use, I just can’t stop thinking about you.”

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Ivana.” “Ivana, who?” “Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.”

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Muffin.” “Muffin, who?” “Muffin in this world can keep us apart.”

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Norma Lee.” “Norma Lee, who?” “Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”

“Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.”

Mmm mmmm elder abuse much

Please listen to Joel Osteen. He explains Jesus much better than I do. Plus he cries. Give Jesus a chance.

Homophobic Guy wants to get his cheeks split at Cleo’s wearing cotton p****** and a cheerleader skirt, spreading his white buttpussy for a team of hung black bucks. I know this because I AM Homophobic Guy!

why do you want my Facebook on and to be unblocked? these are not the days when you care to be a part of such things.

Please listen to P******** Joel Osteen. He loves your children and wants to introduce to the Lord Jesus to ther g*******. Jesus loves your children’s holes and wants to save them. Please let him.

Please listen to Joel Osteen. He loves you and wants to introduce to the Lord Jesus. Jesus loves you and wants to save you. Please let him.

Do you still like this website?
.I personally can’t stand it anymore.
Well this is me not trying to contact you. See how well it’s working.. smh. Let’s get out of here and just grab a coffee

Every time I visit this site the LAIR is here promoting his all CAPS hate propaganda against all that is righteous. His obsession with pedophiles, Negros, Jews, diapers, i*****, homosexuals, etc is proof enough that he is a sicko. I skip over his posts as they are all the same...

I’ll bet their grinding their teeth at the thought of somebody speaking the truth, Burn a book huh science will go on, will God?

That’s why they made up God and the son of God, they are scared and NEED a answer to the question of their existence, they’ll never be happy because they live in the BIG LIE

Throw a pebble at my winder it’s the size of your tiny d***, hairy cuntman who acts like Eric cartman

The moment you stepped into the tank you’d swim to the corner with the rest of you minority’s chalk man

You couldn’t do 25 in the pin you bag of goo, you can barely handle the devil you brought here, you’re the biggest dumbass around here, go yell up and down the street more that’ll accomplish s*** retard

Hahaha you smoke and drink coffee and have bad taste in music

AIDS is a tuffy, i used to be able to hop the fence and really f*** with the houses behind me. Now I cannot because the trash chopped my trees that I planted down. Put a shed up without my permission, it’s obstruction of sight and I will be taking...

just shaved my coochie for the first time and that s*** ITCHES, STINGS AND BURNS

If you don’t want me to stare at your feet ware proper shoes. I love it when you wigle your toes.

OCD Troll why don’t you do the piano act with your Jewish hero Volodymyr Zelenskyy? It has been an international sensation. With the piano blocking the view no one will know you have a micro p****!

You are a miserable fat old troll who loads this site with a plethora of disingenuous comments that lack honor and integrity. That’s typical of small people who never finished school. Your obnoxious posts are beneath the bar even for this site.

Whether you like what others say or...

Give it a rest OCD Troll. You are the clown that got the comments section Closed on this site.
Everyone is tried of your b*******! You are NUTS!

I see your caps key is still stuck.

Agreed! “People who use all caps, are old and def in real life”.

I wish that troll with the OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder would stop posting his all capital letter rants here. He just wastes space and he’s clearly insane.

I bit my arm hard enough to leave a bruise, but not hard enough to draw blood.

My one question I want, well actually need to ask you is.. Do you want me to get divorce?

People who use all caps, are old and def in real life. They probably think it’s normal to scream from fights to banks statements, they share with everyone.

Who destroyed the planet and has to play with the weather so god doesn’t kill off the s*** society they’ve raped and murdered nature for? You pigs can’t even keep your trash out of the ocean let alone poisons