You’re an idiot and I can mathematically prove it, come sit in front of my wipe board and shut up awhile

Animals take without knowing it’s gone for good white chimps say good bye to America

Explain Poland, not enough n****** to place them blame. F****** finger pointer

Sports are for competition dwelling idiots, completely devoted to destroying their body’s, search injuries for non contact sports.

Elderly abuse seems to be left off that hero’s list.

Do you think about a family with me? 🤔🙃 That’s pretty amazing. You mushy hearted cutie.

I’ve been curious about my boyfriends prostate. I mean.. I can’t make him o***** via mouth or hand efforts. I’d really like to drive him crazy. He has some tears in his lower back so I’ve been massaging him to sleep. He let’s me play with his cheeks, he has...

💭💭💭 thinking to myself, this is not how I imagined being in a room full of woman who hate me would be. Smh.
Y’all down for a reverse g*******? 🤔

I’m so young still in high school and all I have on my mind are suicidal thoughts my mom is kind of the reason why, she doesn’t love me😁

I know you posted about some b****** should get their throats slit….you shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce

Please help! I had an affair with a married man around 3 years ago. We both decided to call it quits because we didn’t want to hurt our spouses. We were more connected with each other than our spouses. It’s like we had been partners in another life. I think...

I’ve tried Jesus.
I feel the same spiritual connection when I ground myself and meditate.
What if everyone and everything is a simulation?
Selling your soul is a cheat code.
(I don’t recommend that tho)

🤣😁😁😁 thank ya. 🥹🤣

What is a frog’s favorite food? French flies!

Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.

When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater Tots

What’s worse than raining cats & dogs? Hailing taxis.

What did the poop say to the fart? Wow, you really blow me away!

What do you call a person who never farts in public? A private tutor.

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!

What is the name of the penguin’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.

What events do spiders love to attend? Webbings.

What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.

What do you call a bull when they fall asleep? A bull-dozer.

Which Star Wars movie do baseball players hate? The Umpire Strikes Back.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!

What did the cupcake tell its frosting? I’d be muffin without you.

What is a vampire’s pet peeve? A Tourniquet!

How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle.

What kind of bread do zombies like? Whole brain.

What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.

Why is it so unpleasant to hang out with Dracula? He’s a pain in the neck.

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They are afraid they will relax and unwind.

What do spiders like to do? Fly fishing.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music.

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo Boos.