I been told there out there but their scarce. I had my first cream pie nozzle that I couldn’t reach around the handle. It was an awesome baking event. Beforehand he P*l*a*y*e*d with my knobs on the oven to high. When he decided to inset cream pie nozzle. My cream pie pan won’t stay down. It squirmed around until it was fully full of his special Mexican style cream pie sauce. Then I gave it a special cleaning. It tasted so good.
I knew what my girlfriend and her best friends boyfriend were doing in that room. I could hear the bed creaking gradually getting faster until it was all out loud and careless. They were not sleeping after the party. I felt powerless to stop them and I didn’t tell her friend what happened out of shame. They both blatantly cheated and they got away with it.
THE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN FAGBASH IN THE GAY VILLAGE
When? 7:00pm-4:00am Where? The Gay Village! Price? FREE!
Acceptable costume ideas: Jewish Rabbi Avatar Blackface Adolf Hitler A nazi
Unacceptable costume ideas: Gay men Justin Trudeau Donald Trump Palestinin scum Lesbians
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Once I devour your soul on Halloween night, you’ll just be a sack of skin in a costume blowing in the wind for the garbage trucks to pick up in the morning.
Demon kane
So it was just my brother and myself home from school. My brother is a junior in high school and I am a seventh grader in Middle school. He gets home before me and he was coming out of the bathroom just but naked and I saw his Package. He...
I slept with my uncle.
After seeing a video online of a man f****** a chicken, I decided to also. I didn’t realize that the chicken would die afterwards.
I do feel badly about it, but decided to dress and serve it for supper to my family tonight. It didn’t die in vain at least....
I tried m*********** for first time but i felt guilty am i doing wrong anything
Thanksgiving teenage pregnancy confession : Well at least you didn’t get your girlfriends daughter pregnant !
So I just started dating an old flame of mine from high school after her husband died in a drunk driving accident in September – I was friends with him and we often ran...
It it so good my first time having s**!
Was just shoveling snow. I put the shovel down and started to walk into the house, but i slipped on ice, landing on the shovel, which catapulted a rock into my a******. I still havent shidded it out yet. I dont want to. That rock is a part of me....
Home today,no school,and had a friend over. We’re each 15 years old. We were just horsing around when he asks me if I ever thought about having s** with another guy. I was like no,never thought about that though I have but didn’t want to admit that fact. Conversation over...
I was outed by my father as a concealed carrier. I have only told about 3 friends about it in the last 3 years. As soon as I let my parents know they started telling others in the family knowing that I really did not want that to be public...
Meeting you I was terrified. I was a nervous f****** mess. You were so sweet and nice, asking if I was okay all the time. I liked how you held my hand the whole car ride and how gentle you were when we kissed for the first time. Before you,...
I pretended I was drunk and went down on my best friend. I wasn’t had been fantasizing about being with him for a long time.
I shidded
so my dad just got charged w/ attempted assault , he stabbed his roommate (he should be charged w attempted murder ) and i have bad ptsd from him and idk its just a lot to process
My wife was the first one I had s** with, she’d had 3 kids from her previous marriage. I was 30. 11 years later, we are separated and I had s** with a 36 year old woman who is also separated, my 2nd s***** partner (I was 42). This woman’s...
Today I got a text I have never gotten in my life: “Please do not contact me anymore.”
It’s like she committed suicide. I have to delete and bury any trace that she was ever alive, in my house, in my bed, in my car, in my arms.
She was...
I lost my virginity at a late age when a woman raped me. Now I work with her every day.
So basically out of desperation and curiosity, I shoved plastic paintbrushes up my b******* to get an o***** a couple of years ago. not joking. damn I’m pathetic
I made my first confession
this confession right here…it’s my first confession on this site 🙂
Lost my virginity to a fat, super loose v***** girl who lied about being a virgin. All the FAT girls want s** a lot but have super loose vaginas from what I’ve found. It seems these fat girls also like cats, sitting inside, and have all been molested....
So the other day, this weird guy at the checkout counter passed me a note with his phone number on it. Normally I wouldn’t bother, but today I was bored and decided to text him just for the hell of it. So basically, he offered me 50 bucks to send...
i’ve been m*********** since i was twelve yet never had an o*****. i came for the very first time today and it was amazing.
I let my tinder date c** inside me without a condom earlier tonight. Never did that before, with him or any guy ever. I must confess I enjoyed it. Yes I’m on birth control lol.
i’m a erial killer…
I love it when guys look at my big b****!
My mom breeds Labradors and the last litter is 3 weeks old. I got curious and let a puppy s*** my n***** because I wanted to know what it felt like, and it was amazing. I rubbed my p**** while the puppy sucked it until I had an o*****. It...
I miss you Michael, I’ve never felt the way you made me feel, thank you for the little time we had together. I’m sorry I’m a pos
The first time I ever slept with a woman, we’d been out drinking the night before, and I wet my bed. The nex morning she invited me into her bed and guided my pee-covered p**** into her. I still associate wet beds and s**.
I’m going to meet with my crush tomorrow and I’m so anxious, my heart is beating so fast. It’s not a date or anything, we’re gonna meet for an issue I agreed to help her with, but we’ve never been alone, we always saw each other in public places only....
Me and my friend just lost our virginity. We were walking from a party very drunk, and didn’t bother to go all the way home. We threw sticks at the window of a 15 year old in the neighbourhood, until he opened up and let us in. We slept in...
my roommate (for the first time) walked in on my jerking it
Me and my sister are both 13 years old. And she is a lesbian, and she addmitted to me that she has given head to a girl before, and tasted them. I’m just wondering, how could I get her to give me head? Any ideas?
I’m a virgin, but I used a d**** for the first time yesterday. Until then I hated even just f********. Now I want to do it again because it felt better than anything I’ve ever done.
I’m having weird thoughts about my best friend idk I never felt this way before but we’re both girls aaa
What is finessing?
Omg I am 45 and I just had my first one night stand. Wow just wow
I have a crush on my classmate. But I don’t want him or anyone else to ever know. So I ship him with my guy friend. Yes, I proclaim 2 straight guys a couple.
I’m 22. Never done drugs- am such a good kid. Or was. Then I met him. He’s rich. Buys me everything. Simply said, he takes care of me. But now, when my parents ask what I did this weekend, instead of telling them sucking and f******. Snorting and smoking. Waking...
I masturbated at work the other day. At my desk. In the office. I was alone. But it was thrilling.
I’m a virgin and I get extremely h**** and have been doing things to keep myself sane. It started with chat sites like Omegle and Chatiw but now it just hasn’t been doing it for me. I’ve moved on to Dirty Roulette and it’s been the best decision ever. I’ve...