What do you call a person who never farts in public? A private tutor.

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!

What is the name of the penguin’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.

What events do spiders love to attend? Webbings.

What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.

What do you call a bull when they fall asleep? A bull-dozer.

Which Star Wars movie do baseball players hate? The Umpire Strikes Back.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!

What did the cupcake tell its frosting? I’d be muffin without you.

What is a vampire’s pet peeve? A Tourniquet!

How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle.

What kind of bread do zombies like? Whole brain.

What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.

Why is it so unpleasant to hang out with Dracula? He’s a pain in the neck.

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They are afraid they will relax and unwind.

What do spiders like to do? Fly fishing.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music.

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo Boos.

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies? You can see right through them

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? At night he turns into a bat

Why is a ghost a messy eater? He is always gobblin.

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Snow.” “Snow, who?” “Snow use, I just can’t stop thinking about you.”

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Ivana.” “Ivana, who?” “Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.”

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Muffin.” “Muffin, who?” “Muffin in this world can keep us apart.”

Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Norma Lee.” “Norma Lee, who?” “Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”

“Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.”

Mmm mmmm elder abuse much

Please listen to Joel Osteen. He explains Jesus much better than I do. Plus he cries. Give Jesus a chance.

Homophobic Guy wants to get his cheeks split at Cleo’s wearing cotton p****** and a cheerleader skirt, spreading his white buttpussy for a team of hung black bucks. I know this because I AM Homophobic Guy!

why do you want my Facebook on and to be unblocked? these are not the days when you care to be a part of such things.

Please listen to P******** Joel Osteen. He loves your children and wants to introduce to the Lord Jesus to ther g*******. Jesus loves your children’s holes and wants to save them. Please let him.

Please listen to Joel Osteen. He loves you and wants to introduce to the Lord Jesus. Jesus loves you and wants to save you. Please let him.

Do you still like this website?
.I personally can’t stand it anymore.
Well this is me not trying to contact you. See how well it’s working.. smh. Let’s get out of here and just grab a coffee

Every time I visit this site the LAIR is here promoting his all CAPS hate propaganda against all that is righteous. His obsession with pedophiles, Negros, Jews, diapers, i*****, homosexuals, etc is proof enough that he is a sicko. I skip over his posts as they are all the same...

I’ll bet their grinding their teeth at the thought of somebody speaking the truth, Burn a book huh science will go on, will God?

That’s why they made up God and the son of God, they are scared and NEED a answer to the question of their existence, they’ll never be happy because they live in the BIG LIE