I got a pretty bad yeast infection so im gonna use it to make bread

Anyone want some p**** bread?

Today I paid off a bet I made with a male friend. That lost bet was for me to s*** off my friend and 3 men he picked. I nervously went to his house to pay off our bet. Until today I never really gave much thought to making good...

He let me s*** his cute little c*** while we watched a scary movie. I always let him stay up late, it’s one of the reasons he likes me so much. He got stiff watching the s** scene, I could see him twitching in his pyjama pants, while the jock...

Embarassing GYN problem. I was at my gynecologist and during the internal exam, when he stuck his finger into my v*****, I loudly moaned in pleasure. Of all times! He ignored it and continued right on with the exam, but it was so embarassing!

What the hell is a furry???

I was with my best friend and we tried licking each others pussies, it was amazing and we kissed and lay hugging each other afterwards. Now I’ve started getting really strong feelings for her and I feel like I’m in love with her and when I saw her today she...

is it ok if I hired a male private swimming tutor for my 13 year old daughter? the guy is a 26 year old grad student in kinesiology and was a competetive swimmer in college, and went to college on a swimming scholarship. Hes Very cute…should I be worried about...

i really like this guy and have strong feelings for him. but i’m really scared at the same time. it’s like i’m scared to tell him that i like him but then i’m even more scared that i won’t know what to do if he says yes since i have...

Im a male teen and I just inserted something into my a** and it felt so good that I want to do it more and more

Okay so I just turned 13 I’m a white female and this is my first experience but I also have so much guilt, my best friend and her boyfriend broke up and her boyfriend I’ve liked for the longest time and a lot of girls in are friend group had...

There was some old p*** b**** Lisa Sparxxx that used to w**** herself out on FetLife and her own site over a year ago. I figured I would give her a shot in Cincinnati. So for some head a cowgirl ride and d********* was the most expensive a** p**** ever....

i had a thing with this guy 5 years ago and he was the first person i loved. I dated several people after that but i still think of him to this day. I’ve even had very vivid dreams of me meeting my soulmate but couldn’t make out the face,...

Finally went to a club. Hated it. At least my friends had fun. I don’t think they will remember how much fun they had or how many men (and the ocassional woman) I told to f-off. Should have seen Aquaman instead.

My mom told me not to c** inside her, but I did anyway. I couldn’t help it. I’m a virgin and it felt so good, I came quickly before I had a chance to pull out. My mom was pissed off at first, but then she said if she was...

Here’s a little background to the story:
I’m 18, half white half Asian. Very petite for a guy, I’m 5’4, thin but not super skinny. I had been confused for a girl all my life, because of my lack of facial hair, feminine face, and long straight black hair....

Does it count? I was in the sixth grade at a boy/girl party and we started to play spin the bottle. The bottle pointed to me and he crawled across the floor and kissed me straight on the lips. He announced that I was now his girlfriend. Since I was...

This past Saturday night my boyfriend bought me a p**** shaped v******* which I never experienced before. I was leery at first to let him insert it in me. At first he just rubbed around my v***** but once it was inserted into me I could believe how stimulating...

My very first s***** experience was with a man I would spend 8 years with. I was 12 when we met in a chat room and 14 when we had s** for the first time. He was my first and 55 years old.

My parents split when I was...

I must have big b****! Guys love to stare at them like they are priceless artwork in a museum! There is this guy who really wants to touch them and I play innocent like I don’t know what he’s up to, like when he rubs my upper arms and moans....

On Christmas I hooked up with a guy from Tinder, best experience ever, I felt everything and he felt me. He was actually in my guts!!

Merry Christmas Muslims!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the Muslims.
Happy New Year And Merry Christmas to all the Muslims.

Merry Christmas Muslims!

im a lesbian virgin and ive just got my first girlfriend. Im going to stay at her house for the first time tomorrow and we are going to have s**. but i dont know should i shave off all my p****? will she want that?

Guys, I’m a 28 year old virgin (female). I want to lose it asap. Here are a few s** questions:
1. Will a guy treat you gently/romantically if he knows it’s your first time?
2. Do guys love to cuddle afterwards?
3. When a guy inserts his...

I let my wife’s sister’s boyfriend f*** me. A*** is painful, but I got to c** inside my wife’s sister, so it was worth it.

A*** hurts, never again.

Hoje,eu matei meu colega de trabalho,ele viu o lugar em que eu matava as pessoas que me fizeram algum mau um dia,e então ele se comportou estranho.Não podia deixar a policia chegar naquele lugar,la estava algumas de minhas ferramentas que eu usava pra matar essas tais pessoas,e assim a policia...

My first and only experiences of overt racism were not actually been with white people… I was bullied only by black boys as a child.

I’ve now been with my wife for 20+ years. When I first met her, she was pretty “normal” in the s** department. It was my goal to change that and introduce her to all the variety and spice that s** has to offer. She was certainly a challenge because mentioning...

Today my friend asked me if Mike Tyson ever faced against Rocky.

I kissed a girl whom I love and I told this things to my friends.
I regret telling this to my friends.

My gf let me feel her b**** under her shirt for the first time last night. I almost got off in my pants lol.

Tell us how you lost your virginity…and give us details, but don’t go overboard. This is meant to be more of an entertaining discussion than a Penthouse forum.

I’ll start. My first time was with a 29 yr old married guy right after my 14th bday. We didn’t use...

I’m a guy,I have never kissed anyone and my 18th birthday is in a few days. Today I told my best friend and he said he’d kiss me if I wanted. I said yes and we ended up making out for a while in his room until his brother came...

Today, for the first time ever I sent a n***…I showed my tiddies to a random man on Snapchat

My boyfriend and I are really close and yesterday (on New Years) we went to my room and he fingered me and I licked his d*** and he sucked on my t*** and I gave him a h******* and it was amazing.

My boyfriend just ordered me to remove my p******, and send him a picture of my t***, with my underwear in my mouth, as I walked home at night. So arousing.

Hey Happy New Year to all you.
Try and be nice to others if possible and nice to yourself too. It can be a good New Year all year long.

I gave a b****** for the first time and I never want to do that again. A horrible taste that was left behind.

One time my mom and i were play wrestling.

I was watching TV in my room, she came in and I asked her to sit beside me, because I liked sitting beside her and putting my arm around her.

She did, we started watching TV together, it was now of...

Whenever I meet my boyfriend irl and we have s**, I wanna ride him. This is embarrassing, but how do I get on top? Do I put his p**** in my v***** or my b***?