I’ve been urinating all night long Too much good host iced tea
Urine Sample Dan
My wife and I are small in stature, I’m 5’4″ and she is 4’10” weighs 78 lb . When she was going to have our second child the doctor sent us to King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth because our baby in her 8th month had wrapped the umbilical cord around her neck. We met an interesting huge black man who was in Neonatal care in the US there who invited us to dinner at the Hostel he stayed at. He rubbed my wife’s tummy while talking after we ate, after while she sat on his lap. It turned me on to seeing her so small and pregnant so close to his enormous c0ck. While we stayed close to the hospital we visited him a few times per week. Each time feeling her tummy while she sat on his lap his hand drifted closer to her gnitals and b00bs. We went to his room when she was 9 months and three days, he said when she was that close to delivering she could take even his c0ck easily. I said “Baby you used to tell me you would like to know what a big c0ck was like, he is offering you that chance.” she said “What if you aren’t enough after I do it?” . I just said something like we’ll figure it out I want to see you at you’re best. It didn’t take more the 5 minutes after the conversation he had licked her pu55y and started stuffing 10″ of c0ck the size of a redbull can inside her. She couldn’t take the whole thing till she 0rgasmed 3 minutes into s** that lasted25 minutes the first time. While his 1oad was running out of her and he was sucking her nipple5 I encouraged her to take advantage of the situation and do it again. They let me record the next time on my iPhone , 34 minutes, we had a*** s** right after. I didn’t know they had s** while I slept till the next morning when I awoke and she was sleeping with him. When Our daughter was born three days later she said they had s** 11 times and she wanted to do it again before we went home. I agreed to more of their alone time. When Our daughter was two, my wife asked me for permission to be bred by him. I said if I can but a whole redbull can inside you then okay. She couldn’t take more than 1/2 when we started but she could when he bred her 4 months later, we have a 3 year old b******** son, my wife already s**** him off.
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HMU CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III
Try to carve me, and ill fucken cut yer face off 🔪🎃
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Germany’s Economy Cracking as the Unemployment rate for Muslim refugees is 65 percent.
The rest of Germans can’t shoulder the burden of paying all the benefits to the unemployed Muslim immigrants.
Germany’s inflation rate has been rising while it’s economy is in a plummeting downward spiral.
Remember that Islam...
The Islamisation of Britain intensifies: Muslim school will not allow girls to eat lunch until after boys have finished.
A Muslim school in Birmingham is still segregating boys and girls despite a Court of Appeal ruling in 2017 that found it was unlawful. Also the school teaches from some very...
I made a d**** of my own c*** using a kit I bought online. I’m about to f*** myself with it. Great idea or worst mistake ever?
I had my first friend on splatoon. I lied to him, and now he hates me. Now i know i cant make friends
My boyfriend didn’t quite pull out in time and some of his c** went inside my v***** and some on the outside, am I likely to get pregnant?
reading “Drinking: A Love Story” by Caroline Knapp sounds like she wrote a book about mylife as an alcoholic except better than I could ever write. She could quit drinking but couldnt quit cigarettes. So sad she died from lung cancer at age 42
26, female. My family had a family doctor, who use to treat us regularly. I use to call him uncle and he was always fond of me. He was associated with our family for 8 years, from when I was 13. At 20, I told my mom that I wanted...
Don’t forget to repost all the pedos, all the hate crime racists, all the terrorists and all the others:
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i married a man that was in affair with a lady from another country, she was from what i heard a orphan and they had some kind of odd white collar crime love relationship funny like i was subject to a witch hunt he stalked me down maney knowing i...
chinese are taking over the world. i was working at this asian resturang which is located in europe has asian owners of course, and the owner told me how ”caucasians are lazy and dont have the drive to do anything” they are outbreeding everyone asians (japanese etc) and soon take...
How do you tell a guy you just want to f*** that you’re a 24 y/o virgin without making a fool out of yourself? Please no “just tell him, if he has problems with it just let him go!!1!1!”, that’s lovely but I don’t need that, thanks
if i don’t pee can i stay awake longer
Lonely in Manhattan I walked around and found a bar and ordered a drink. I middle aged guy sat beside me and started a conversation and invited himself up to my hotel room. He was quite experienced and he helped me get over my hesitations, he came prepared and told...
at the age of 18 i was in legal age to book into a adult accommodation all different buildings filled with men and women and i requested to be in a women block, the venue was mixed with drug users and mental patients, no children were aloud, i found myself...
I had my first s***** experience at the age of 8, it seemes to have done little save that it gave me a liking for being groped.
‘i’ll take it ‘like you have a choice
dis n**** jesse wont accept a game que fix this riot
I’m a lesbian and I’ve only ever been with women but it can be pretty hard in some ways so I’ve toyed with the idea that maybe if I try having s** with a man I will start being attracted to them also, but I’m worried that if I do,...
There certainly are a lot of weird people in the world. Many of them are here. There are also a lot of angry, mean people who love to start arguments and they are here too. Wackos of the world along with the mean and miserable. What a combination.
I have a friend who punishes her son for m***********. She doesn’t allow it. He does to it a lot. So she restrains his hands behind his back and rubs his bird with BenGay. That makes him do the BenGay dance as he promises to be good and not abuse...
Becky Bourne, Judy Lieb, Leanne Gover. All hot little cunts.
Top notch p****. What more can I say.
Remember to celebrate Christmas and New Year’s Day.
Celebrate all year long. Make everyday a happy day. Merry Christmas!!!! Ho Ho Ho! Happy New Year!!
Prison is really a cruel place. If only people knew, how could they allow it?
There are gangs, which are really violent. The guards exploit this. The guards put a black gang member in the small yard and then let a white gang member in. The guards know what will...
Methoxyflurane, Halothane, Sevoflurane, Enflurane, Nitrous oxide, Isoflurane, Desflurane and Xenon. It’s all so good!!!
But so hard to get.
I’m fluid. Bio-fluid. Some days I feel like a tree. Other days I feel like a cloud.
Then there are days when I’m a rock. Today I might be a river. Being bio-fuid is way better than being gender fluid (those people are crazy).
I’m going to confront my husband about his cheating when he gets home tonight. I’ve got the divorce papers ready, my lawyer to help me get the dog, and most of my things already at my new apartment. He’s always been insecure but I guess no amount of my love...
I can just never seem to find a guy I click with to have a relationship but a girl just asked me out and I said yes without really thinking about it, I just suddenly felt really excited to try it and the way she was looking in my eyes...
why do people close all windows in house and so they just smell their body odours together closed and no fresh air comes in? I felt like i was swalloing other people’s body odour everytime i breathed
Update: About a year ago now, a s** offender moved into the townhouse next to mine. He’s stayed overnight at my place (in the guest bedroom) a couple of times due to death threats. I’m 30 and he’s 36.
I’m falling for him and he’s falling for me. While...
marsha may is hot she needs to get children with my pass on her beautiful genes together
i reject women all the time its no big deal but what bothers is me they hate me after and its especially annoying when were in school and i get hate stares or when we work together thenthey give me an attitude.
i purposely dumb myself down for society so i can fit in
Closest I came to date r***** someone was when this girl passed out drunk at my place and I took her socks off And licked her feet. Turns out I didn’t have to do that, we hooked up consensually the next weekend.
the liquid s*** pouring out of my insides is truly terrifying. I fear I might die alone on this toliet
I have been stranded here alone in the deadly winter cold of the polar vortex all week and the water to this garage apartment has been cut off because the...
I got global elite in csgo and im so f****** happy
i dont like my farts but im way less bothered by it then other peoples fart
We’re both teens. We’re both lesbians. I liked her. She liked me. Neither of us ever confessed. We still like each other. But she’s happier with someone else. I want her to be happy, even if it isn’t with me. But I wish something just a bit more had happened...
Papa John should have never resigned from Papa John’s pizza. He was right that the football players should not kneel and disrespect the national anthem.
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There is this h******** on campus that I wanted. So I raped her. I watched and saw that she parked near the woods and took night class on day a week. I hide behind another car and then grabbed her. With a bag over her head I dragged her into...
I put a gerbil in my a** and jacked off while it squirmed and jizzed when it stopped squirming