I was 15 and he was senior and hot baseball player. We went out to see a movie one night and when driving around after the movie he asked me if he could kiss me. I said sure and wanted to kiss him bad too. He pulled into a parking...

My neighbour on the apartment other side of the hallway is a skinny white man. He is politeand I never thought anything of him. There was a condo party on I wanted to check the time for so gave him a knock.He said “Yeah come in” and he was looking...

Goddamn it! We’re heading to the NBA finals!

-Kyle Lowry.

Doritos wants to eat up your summer .

-Doritos Canada.

Lots of sketchy black males in hoodies looking inside cars at the Bayview shopping mall.

Bmw z4 at Harvey’s

-Carspotter.

I think back to the first time I ever had s** with another person. I can’t believe my first s***** experience was with my sister. I think back to how intense it was. And how I wasn’t going to allow my sister to say “No” to what I wanted. The...

I alledgedly threatened my neighbor with a fake replica long submachine rifle. My neighbor is an elderly woman, I think 67.I was arrested that day, thencop at my door had a real gun pointed to my chest and told me to show him my hands. That is difficult when you...

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Today on SimplyConfess, we have Nat being a little hoe in a post? Oooh. It looks like she really wants these saggy man balls. Type this in afterwards to see the post.

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Honda CR-V black in Scarborough.

-Carspotter.

So my school is very small because I can’t function in a school full of people but anyways this school got violent kids who fight each other over a small little thing and most of the girls there are hoes. I listen to the gossip they always have about a...

Comments are back? Yet trolling has stopped? What did we do to deserve this blessing?

Here is my summer job: mentoring five young men aged 20 to 28 on how to rejoin the community after serving time in prison for s** crimes. I will live in a 6 bedroom house and teach these men community skills. I am a 25 year old female on...

if a person smells bad what kind of woman/man are you with or is disgusting etc

They know I came to ball.

-Kyle Lowry.

Is having s** for the first time a little scary? I’m going to lose my virginity tonight and I’m feeling a little nervous! Please calm me down! After you have s**, will you want it more?

I was on a grad school trip to Florida the past five days. While I was there I met up with a 53 yo woman from the internet. It was set up by her husband. She came to my room, and we went at it for 2.5 hours. It was...

Aye. I’ll stick my tongue in your ear like I’m cleaning out a peep hole

-Madchild.

I got into a fight at a bar with some young punk. Knocked him down when he started getting handsy with a lady. I walked home, he followed me. He was almost crying.

He kissed me.

We went inside and he let me f*** him, enter him. I...

A message to @SimplyConfess administrator. This sites attendance/viewership has already dropped by 47%, and continues to drop. Bring back comments, or the only people posting confessions here will be the Simply Confess administrators. It will be less than ten people writing all the confessions. Won’t that make for an interesting...

I was hanging out with an older guy( around 27) and while we were chillin he touched my thigh and was working his way up. Not gonna lie that s*** turned me on.

He touched me and rubbed my c***. I was wet af by then. He slipped his fingers...

I was in class, just doing a test and I had a random o*****? I mean, no one heard me moan except for my friend and I don’t know how this is possible???

Don’t you need some type of stimulant to cause an o*****?

Hey! To the person that wants all of SimplyConfess famous people to meet up, I should be on that list too! My brother will bring me and he’ll be coming too and he’ll beat all of you! 🙇‍♀️

I was raised to be a demon.

-Madchild.

Bousou Rally BMW M4 coupe orange at Petro Canada.

-Carspotter.

And there’s the eyebrow!

-Jace Norman.

Upset like me? Go to Raw Confessions. It’s also anonymous, WAY faster paced, and YOU CAN COMMENT on everything! You can swear, basically say anything you want. Be forewarned: It’s everything that some people hated here, and not much else. The site has been around for about eight years, and...

is this how you want to represent yourself

why does everyone say their baby is the cutesst when they aren’t but most of the time ugly,aswell as their children in general ugly people compliment and lie about their ugly children more than good looking people

i dont like trying to do smart stuff it makes me feel bad/sad

Have you noticed how the thumbs up hardly exist now, but the thumbs down are way up? Do you think it’s because nobody wants to take the time to read a confession (Especially all that woe is me s***) if they can’t comment on it? Just like those phony views...

I just used a v******* for the first time. Oh my gosh, it was so good. It felt so much better than just using my fingers to play with my c***. Now I’m really curious. If a v******* feels so much better than I thought anything could feel like, what...

most people are animals

why do ugly people boast each other self esteem in terms of looks but never compliment good looking people.

When I was in 9th grade, I decided to have S** with my first girlfriend.
After school she went swimming at my house. We changed in my room. She asked if I was still a virgin. I admitted yes.

She took off her shorts and said C** here, we...

My friends are all married and hardly go out with me anymore. So I went to the pub alone last night hoping to find some p****. I ran into two chicks that were already toasted. One was married, but the better looking of the two was single. It wasn’t long...

I got caught masterbating

I caught my doctor staring at my b****. But I could never report it because he saved me from cancer. Besides, isn’t that normal male behavior?

I fucked my hot sister last night, and it was the best f*** I’ve ever had! Neither of us had a date last night, so we decided to smoke a little pot. My sister’s hot and looks a lot like Hayden Panettiere, but with bigger t***. We were partying when...

Seal your lips against your partners a***, then have them rip a robust fart right into your mouth and down your gullet, never knew how sweet methane is!