My wife and I just got home from having her n****** pierced.

I’m pretty sure I’m bi. I have s***** thoughts about both genders. I’m a female. I’ve had a boyfriend and we broke up, but on good terms. I’m pretty sure I want to f*** him and I’ve run the thought through him because we’re both virgins. He said he would...

My wife fucked me with a s******* last night and it was great.

I had my first kiss with a girl, who is my best friend. I’ve had crushes on guys before but never on a girl. The kiss was not at all awkward. It’s kinda – exciting and e*****, idk. I’ve never thought about my BFF or any girl this way. I’ve...

My husband convinced me to do a c** walk last night. I can’t believe I actually did it!

i just bought my first v******* and i feel super strange about it

Father what are you talking about?

-Thor Odinson Ragnarok.

Red Fiat 500C pop at Richmond Hill Centre.

-Carspotter ®.

Italian stallion collection.

Matte grey Mercedes C63S AMG coupe at Hakim Optical Finch station.

-Carspotter ®. Part of the Asian exchange student program.

STEAMWORKS GO BYE BYE DRM UBISOFT

YD Motorsports Mercedes Benz E63S AMG wagon at Bayview ave and High Tech Blvd .

-Carspotter ®. #E63Wagon1

Mike, I love you! 😭

Spraying your body in oxy cleaner makes your skin so soft and smell nice. ☺️

I accidentally sprayed my body with oxy cleaner oops and I’m 14 ☺️

Good. Night. Daddy. Wherever you are. I miss you and I want you right now. Just talking to you was good enough for me. I hope you don’t find another girl. I’m the only one for you.😚

CAUSE HE’S A FUQBOI..

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i fucked my dog right now , it was better than s** with a woman . . .

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WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK THE F*** TOGETHER!!! GO F*** YOURSELF!!!

Yo yo yo yo your rap video isn’t official till it’s shotbydolo 😂 😂

why do people look at doctors like they are gods and what they say is final

You better call you mom!

-roney dgc.

The owner of 587 cummer ave is a real psycho! Do NOT rent here.

My wife and I had a t******** with another guy while on vacation but didn’t quite go as I imagined. I couldn’t get hard and ended up watching a bbc pound my wife all night.

1360 White oaks is a great place for stoners to mingle

OMG. I have a good confession! Good thing nobody will know it’s me! I can say whatever the hell I want here and people can say whatever they want but you know what? ☺️ I know I’m better than all of you.

So here’s my story…

Once upon a time,...

I had s** with my brother years ago, we were both in the 10-12 range, and neither of us had hit puberty yet. We both slept in the same bedroom, and one night I randomly got the idea to take off our pajama pants and compare c****. He was on...

OI VIPS (TRUTH TELLER YOU CAN JOIN) WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VCARD

I just broke up with my first boyfriend. Wow. It hurts so f****** much.

The owners daughter at 587 cummer ave drives drunk in her leased Audi a3.

Are dog Died like 12 hours ago my both parents are taking it a little hard on it more then i thought. my mom got new dog and my step dad been drinking 10 bottles of beer…

is it to soon to get a new dog? personally i feel...

I have a girlfriend, i like her, love her en she is Very Cute and beautiful! But today I was so h**** I sucked an old man his d***

Since I started dressing well people have been complimenting me a lot more. Suddenly people tell me I look like an actress/model and assume I have my life together. I’ve been offered jobs after short conversations. I am treated like I matter. But I’m the exact same person. I still...

587 cummer ave is a bad place to live

There was hardly no one in the store and I wanted to try on these pants. As I walked over a good looking guy opened the door to his dressing room and his -nice- c*** was hanging out. He asked could I give him a hand. So I did.

why do most black women have no natural hair on their head?

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Hotel room by myself…….go to the bathroom and have my early morning poo……. get up off the pan and go to the shower…… turn It on and just let the water wash all the sticky stuff off my arse…….. wow! ……. fantastic ……. I never want to wipe with paper...

I’ve been diagnosed with a narcissistic personality disorder, god-complex and Machiavellism…
I’m terrible, aren’t I?

I was frightened yesterday night. Someone on the street asked me for a cigarette and it was wierd because he looked almost exactly like a prototype Ronald McDonald with shiny red hair and similar facial structure. It was disturbing and scary. If you saw him you would understand. This guy...