Spraying your body in oxy cleaner makes your skin so soft and smell nice. ☺️

I accidentally sprayed my body with oxy cleaner oops and I’m 14 ☺️

Good. Night. Daddy. Wherever you are. I miss you and I want you right now. Just talking to you was good enough for me. I hope you don’t find another girl. I’m the only one for you.😚

CAUSE HE’S A FUQBOI..

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i fucked my dog right now , it was better than s** with a woman . . .

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1. Say something offensive.

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WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK THE F*** TOGETHER!!! GO F*** YOURSELF!!!

Yo yo yo yo your rap video isn’t official till it’s shotbydolo 😂 😂

why do people look at doctors like they are gods and what they say is final

You better call you mom!

-roney dgc.

The owner of 587 cummer ave is a real psycho! Do NOT rent here.

My wife and I had a t******** with another guy while on vacation but didn’t quite go as I imagined. I couldn’t get hard and ended up watching a bbc pound my wife all night.

1360 White oaks is a great place for stoners to mingle

OMG. I have a good confession! Good thing nobody will know it’s me! I can say whatever the hell I want here and people can say whatever they want but you know what? ☺️ I know I’m better than all of you.

So here’s my story…

Once upon a time,...

I had s** with my brother years ago, we were both in the 10-12 range, and neither of us had hit puberty yet. We both slept in the same bedroom, and one night I randomly got the idea to take off our pajama pants and compare c****. He was on...

OI VIPS (TRUTH TELLER YOU CAN JOIN) WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VCARD

I just broke up with my first boyfriend. Wow. It hurts so f****** much.

The owners daughter at 587 cummer ave drives drunk in her leased Audi a3.

Are dog Died like 12 hours ago my both parents are taking it a little hard on it more then i thought. my mom got new dog and my step dad been drinking 10 bottles of beer…

is it to soon to get a new dog? personally i feel...

I have a girlfriend, i like her, love her en she is Very Cute and beautiful! But today I was so h**** I sucked an old man his d***

Since I started dressing well people have been complimenting me a lot more. Suddenly people tell me I look like an actress/model and assume I have my life together. I’ve been offered jobs after short conversations. I am treated like I matter. But I’m the exact same person. I still...

587 cummer ave is a bad place to live

There was hardly no one in the store and I wanted to try on these pants. As I walked over a good looking guy opened the door to his dressing room and his -nice- c*** was hanging out. He asked could I give him a hand. So I did.

why do most black women have no natural hair on their head?

Ize wunt u a condy bor so ize stul on an gott arrustepted bu a evul wjit mun bu I sazd da Ize dindu nuffu a sud fo moneyzz an ize gopt da 💰

Nigggazz

Hotel room by myself…….go to the bathroom and have my early morning poo……. get up off the pan and go to the shower…… turn It on and just let the water wash all the sticky stuff off my arse…….. wow! ……. fantastic ……. I never want to wipe with paper...

I’ve been diagnosed with a narcissistic personality disorder, god-complex and Machiavellism…
I’m terrible, aren’t I?

I was frightened yesterday night. Someone on the street asked me for a cigarette and it was wierd because he looked almost exactly like a prototype Ronald McDonald with shiny red hair and similar facial structure. It was disturbing and scary. If you saw him you would understand. This guy...

Today I raped a cute boy I like (I’m a girl) I’m a little stronger than him, and he’s a gentle soul, so it wasn’t easy but I managed. He has a girlfriend and kept begging me to stop, crying about how much he loves her and didn’t want to...

My papa taught me about jerking off, he showed me. We did it together for a whilst, soon it changed and we did each other, eventually it turned to oral and continued for several months but stopped after my 15th birthday because he said I was a man and it...

I’m gonna tell!
I’m gonna tell!
I’m gonna tell!

I have reported all your sick confessions to the Cyber Crime Division. I’ll report every and each one.

I don’t care if you are a troll or not – police will decide that.
Rot in f****** jail, you...

BMW M2 at the Bayview shopping mall.

-Carspotter.

I’m not gay but I let a b*********** guy s*** my c*** today at work.

My family is very conservative and wouldn’t let me shave until I was 15. They also never taught me how to shave properly. Now I have razor bumps/ ingrown hairs and they are bad 🙁

the first time I had s** was when I was 12 years old. There was this retarded woman in my neighborhood that a few older guys fucked. Most kids my are made fun of her and teased her but I got along with her and used to talk to her...

Prevail prevail baseball bats and nails I’m a menace to society my record is for sale.

-Swollen Members.

Fat girl breast carving, I 100% approve! Making masks out of female skin, I 200% approve! Burning Muslims at 200 degrees Fahrenheit until their meat falls off their bones, I 300% approve! Drinking the blood of transgender women, I 400% approve!

Who day girl ? She ain’t got bridges but she got fashion.

-Akon rapper.

Im going to blackmail this old dude… he’s like 40 something and we were together when I was like 13/14 he has a wife and kids and I really need money. So I gotta do what I gotta do…

Im going to blackmail this old dude… he’s like 40 something and we were together when I was like 13/14 he has a wife and kids and I really need money. So I gotta do what I gotta do…