I wanna go to a g************ party and feel the hot rain on my body.
So, what did you dream about last night?
In truth bored_april you been nothing but a disappointment in my life. What a waste of a human being
I’m into women’s undies but I’m not a woman. Feels so good can’t stop. Don’t want to stop, so yeah.
UPDATE: Okay so this is an update about what happen with me and that older guy. I said I was 15 and he was on his 30s and he basically came onto me and I let him and he took my virginity and we’ve been having a lot of s**...
I haven’t had a shower in a week , I’m a dirty little freak 🏳️😈😈.
-Madchild.
I ordered my first sextoy last week because p*** don’t excite me anymore, I’m just thinking about my crush. I recieved it today and used it for the first time. Wow it was sooo good to use it while thinking about my crush. I’m really tempted to use it again...
Second chances don’t come around often, I suggest you take a really close look at it.
-Ant Man and the wasp.
Just a few minutes ago I forced myself throw up for the first time. I had tried it before but decided it would be too risky seeing as my parents were just downsairs. It was only a little bit of my lunch but I did it. I don’t know if...
So your telling me back to the Future was a load of b*******?…
My wife and I did our first swap with another couple last week. We swapped wives and took each others wife back to our own house and spent the night. It was amazing fun. However, I went out last night with the other guy for some drinks to chat about...
Ebony Maw : [seals Thor’s mouth shut] Shhh
-Ebony Maw.
When I was about 7 years old. Me and someone 3 years older than me did something. I get to put my d*** in his a** with a count to 3. Then switch position. My counts were fast and his were like 10s for 1. I know he cheated and...
Mercedes CLK coupe convertible at Sunnybrook Hospital.
-Carspotter ®.
Porsche Panamera 4S at Times Square Richmond Hill.
2003 Toyota Camry at Finch station.
Under the glass coffee table, I lay in wait. Hard c*** in hand, the anticipation is torturous. Soon your brown star will burst forth its filthy payload, the rattle of liquid s*** off glass music to my ears. I shall come quickly.
S*** on my c** filled Jesus c*** all my ball juice is for you
– to all the masses, with love from CORVALLUS
Stop your f****** b******* about “Love will come to you” no it f****** won’t! If you have never loved before or by the age of 25 give the f*** up now! You will not find anyone. You are already gonna die alone. Start paying for it or stop f****** complaining....
Don’t listen to that f****** guy who said he’s 18 and worrying about dating. He said “If you’re 60 and never been with a girl/guy, you’re going to die alone” Let me just tell you this. Is that’s all that important to you? Dying alone? You don’t need another human...
Shotbydolo yo
How to bait people on SimplyConfess.
1. Make a post someone is bound to NOT believe. Or make a post that is slightly true.
2. Make sure to get at least like 1-3 views.
3. Make sure to get at least a like or dislike.
4. Post your own comment...
I once used a hair blow dryer on my p**** when I was feeling tingly and it felt so good! 😌
Girls who m********* So, i’ve never done it before, but i’m h**** as f***, i don’t have and can’t buy any s** toys any suggestions ? Like some everyday objects or just hands ? but not in the traditional way? pls anwer. My puss needs pleasure
Mercedes McLaren SLR coupe at Moxies Grill and Bar Beaver Creek.
Black Men know how to f***. 😍😍😍 I love their BBC, my husband could never f*** me like them. He told me he wanted to see me get fucked by a black guy and I was unsure at first but now I’m in love with in and I even do...
Blue Honda Civic EF1 at Mel Lastman square.
Last night I gave my boyfriend a b****** for the first time and I didn’t want to swallow so he ended up pulling out of my mouth and came on my face.
A villager fingered my wife in a beach hut during a massage. He kept on getting nearer and nearer to her b*** and p**** and eventually started f******** her. My wife did not protest so he kept on f******** her until she climaxed. We went for a few massages...
iPhone 4S at 21 Hillcrest Avenue North York.
-Phonespotter.
Grey BMW Z4 roadster at Moxies Grill and Bar Beaver Creek Richmond Hill.
Mercedes C300 with fake both C63 and C43 badges…. At Mel Lastman square.
I need some guidance. My long time crush (about 3 years) wants to see my face. My friend sends him the texts I send my friend (with my permission) through Instagram which is me praising my crush. My crush has met me many times before he just doesn’t know I...
stop worrying if you’re gonna be alone, there’s plenty of time to find someone, just enjoy your life and love will come to u.. ❤️
Women..question? Should i contact my high school sweetheart. From 30 yrs ago? No expectation just seeing how she is.
I’m proud to be Canadian I said I’m proud to be Canadian and I’ll scream it even louder in the stadium.
Hi how are you? What a night aye? U ain’t gonna believe it.
-Han Solo.
Ferrari f430 2003 at Moxies Grill and Bar Beaver Creek Richmond Hill.
-Carspotter ®. Retired and rich collection.
Green Dodge Challenger SRT392 S*** Pack at Moxies Grill and Bar Beaver Creek Richmond Hill.
-Carspotter.
I’m going to find you jelly Bean ;).
That is the most real authentic historical laugh in the existence.
-Rocket The Raccoon.
The first time I had s** was at my job with a younger co-worker. This was when I worked at a pool. I like seeing girls in tight one piece swim suits.
Me and my n***** came to ball tonight.
-Steph Curry.
Stepanie curry you gonna lose! L!
-KYLE Lowry.
