F*** liberals. communist retarded scum of the f***** earth
Take the weedwacker to your head bittch
Real Life skitso
I had my boss fired by publicly leaking a secret file on him, after he fired me for refusing to sleep with him.
When me and my twin brother were 14 our parents went on a month long cruise,so we went to stay with our grandparents on mom’s side.Two days after we got there,grandpa took bro fishing and i helped gramma take some boxes up to their attic for storage.After the last box,we took a break and were sitting in chairs in the attic and i was looking around.I saw a large box off to the side that had written on it “Mary’s bedwetting diapers and rubberpants”.I asked gramma about them and she told me that mom was a bedwetter going thru her puberty from ages 12 to past 15 and that she put the cloth diapers and rubberpants on mom everynight at bedtime.She got up and shoved the box over towards me and opened it up.On one side were 2 stacks of cloth diapers,and on the other side were 2 stacks of rubberpants in white,pastels,and babyprints! Gramma then told me how much she loved putting the diapers and rubberpants on mom at bedtime and knowing her bed would be dry in the morning! Gramma started to tear up as she told me that mom wore the diapers and rubberpants on easter and christmas,under her cute dresses,and also in 2 weddings when she was 14.Gramma was almost crying and i felt sorry for her! Gramma then told me it would make her feel better if i would wear the diapers and rubberpants to bed,even tho i wasn’t a bedwetter.I gave in and said i would wear them,so we took the box down to my room and gramma told me she wanted me to start wearing them right away! So she laid several diapers on my bed and folded them,then i took off my shorts and p****** and sat down on the diapers and laid back.Gramma powdered me,then pinned the diapers on me,then to a pair of the pink rubberpants and put them on me over the diapers! Gramma was smiling and happy that i was like ‘mom’ when she was a bedwetter. I wore the diapers and rubberpants to bed every night and gramma put them on me at bedtime for the whole month!
I wanna f*** my best friends daughter who’s 3 year old, he told me we can do a t********. Apparently he wants some of his daughters little c*** too. Oh he’s been f****** her for about 2 years now since she was 1 and she’s been taking it like a...
So I’m 15.. there’s this guy across from my family in my neighborhood and he has a wife and 2 little girls, I’ve been looking at that family a lot and I am jealous of them and he’s not bad looking tbh. And usually when ever I look out the...
My sister was passed out drunk off vodka last night so i fucked her sleeping sloppy p**** and came in her without a condom while sniffing her stinky socks
My wife wanted a big c*** for her 40th Birthday. We had been married over 20 years and had a good s** life.She had already found the guy with the big c*** and fucked him on her 40th Birthday. The guy had difficulty penetrating her because she had never...
We gon win tonight woot woot 💪👏.
-Kyle Lowry.
Y’all niqqas got to be kidding me. (will Smith voice).
-Will Smith.
I was forced to go camping with my church youth group when I was 12. The campground had bathrooms and showers, and I ended up showering late each night after bringing horses into stables. About the third night, without warning, a naked girl my age popped under the shower walls...
After I masturbated I reach down into my underwear and got all the wet from my p**** and used it as a face moisturiser. My skin looks dewy and glowy. Also rubbed onto my lips and tasted it. A bit bitter but no smell. Can’t believe it’s the first time...
My boyfriend r**** me on a weekly basis and I let him. He orders me around like a 1950s house wife and I obey because I know I have no where to go. we’re fucked up but I just wanna keep him happy
I’m 13 and I was with my boyfriend who’s 45, and he was getting all touchy and i knew what he wanted so I let him and he ended up taking my virginity right there on the kitchen floor. That’s the first time we did anything of course. But today...
Everyday running them bands, everyday chasing them bands, trying to get to the cash in a hurry.
-Gangis Khan.
Chevy Suburban XL at CF Fairview Mall main level parkade.
-Carspotter ®.
Grey 2007 Ford Mustang V6 coupe at CF Fairview Mall parkade main level just beside Emerald City Condos.
And you can be my breast friend!
-Donny Berger.
Dodge Challenger at Food Basics M2M Condos.
In college I experimented last semester, but truthfully I experimented alone since I went through puberty. My crush was always a girl out of my league. She is so perfect, I imagine her with me all day long. I guess she is beautiful, she just has that look. She is...
When it comes to taxes, the rich make the rules.
If you want to be rich, you need to play by the rules of the rich. The rules of money are skewed in favor of the rich, and against the working and middle classes. After all, someone has...
I recently underwent a colonic irrigation treatment and it was spectacular. Warm water and tepid coffee was injected into my r***** and the contents washed out. The nursed rubbed by belly as the process unfolded. The results of my colonic looked like a grotesque mixture of vulcanized rubber and green...
Gold Toyota Matrix TRD at CF Fairview Mall.
My d*** up in your a***.
Honda Civic turbo at Bayview mansions.
BMW X5 at the Bayview shopping mall.
You can get it wit Cha lady.
-King Dapz.
Light blue Nissan 370z on Cummer Ave.
I’m an arab guy who just took the virginity of a swedish teenager from behind, her skirt lifted and her p****** pulled down. It felt soo good to release into the daughter of my neighbours, and knowing this country will be brownified and belong to Islam in less than 30...
White Ferrari 488 GTB at Bayview Village.
I am a 22 Male had my first m4m experience just to day at the book store enjoyed it so much I dont wana go back to women
Rare Pontiac G8 on fast wheels at Bayview ave and cummer Ave intersection.
Mitsubishi lancer X at Petro Canada.
-Carspotter ®
I make it clear for them to read no matter the font, son I came a long way I went from skin and bones to being up in your headphones.
-Gangis Khan aka Camoflauge.
Old 2004 Porsche 911 at Mel Lastman square.
I just put a condo on Forgiatos.
-Harvey Stripes.
Stupid carbon based life forms.
You can feel my pain and anger when I mumble rap.
See, I think you need me, you need my help. We are very a like, only difference is I have the money and know how .
-Justin Hammer.
2018 Honda CR-V at East Don Parklands again.
S*** blue Alfa Romeo suv at Harveys the Bayview shopping mall.
White Porsche Cayenne S at Willowdale Avenue.
21 Hillcrest Avenue is ran by Susan. She manages the condo building like it is her personal game..
I lost my virginity to a 25 year old man when I was 13 years old.
