My name is Maya. I’m a 21 yo virgin girl from the Balkans.

Today, I had my very first kiss. I kissed my boyfriend on the lips, which led to even more kisses. We cuddled. He got an erection. I touched his p**** through his jeans. For the first time...

We are the Reptilians. We are the n=masters of this planet. Do not call us lizard people.

We will prevail and rule over all.

I made my first lucid dream last week. As soon as I realized I was dreaming, I tried to make appear my crush, and I succeeded. I saw her far off and ran toward her. When I arrived in front of her, I realized that it didn’t work like I...

Met a girl (33) on a dating website last night who informed me she had recently become separated and was looking for to meet someone romantically. Up to this point everything seemed like a typical wanna be wild, soon to be divorced wife. I get there and she suddenly introduces...

Nardo grey Jeep SRT Hellcat Hemi 6.4L 707hp parked at Portland Street and Richmond Street West.

-Carspotter ®.

I see all you fake raptors fans out there!

-Kyle Lowry.

It’s all just wow. I’ve been more aggressive

-Kyle Lowry..

N**** we won;

-Kyle Lowry.

11 points in 13 minutes n****!

-Serge Ibaka.

So, I have this thick marker that I always eyed. Today was the first time I tried to slip it inside and I was shocked that it actually slipped inside, except it was really difficult to finally make it enter. It hurts because it’s so thick but I can’t stop...

That’s two you owe me junior .

-Han Solo.

Around when i was 10-13 (cant fking remember the ages on my memoryes, whyyy?)

My dad was cutting the grass, you know,traditionall way, cuz we just started a farm life, he found a baby snake (not-venomous) and gave it to me to hold.

At that moment it was the first...

Went a long way from the basement to the rental condo.

-Eazyano Hok.

Really wnat my gf to cheat on me with 2 guys i get so aroused just at the thought

I came out as bisexual to my boyfriend and he took it really well :))))

– 18 year old female

Relentless scammer, if you get bored call this number ‭‭(818) 651-7884‬. I let them talk, pretend to do what they want, have them explain it to me a few times, act like it doesn’t work have them explain again, at this point they tell me f*** you 😂

Bald woman spotted at Joe Fresh. Freshly shaved.

-Baldspotter.

We gon beat GSW tomorrow ya feel me niggs.

-Kyle Lowry.

Bambino HOk looks like a snitch

Ok….In April I went out with a guy on a first date. I’m 15, he’s 18 and I ended up having s** for the first time. He didn’t have a condom so I took a big chance. He keeps asking me out again so I really like him and want...

I usually just create worlds of my fantasies and just keep them in my head, but one was really good and I turned it into a book. I have good feedback.

I’ll do it! To professionalism. *Drunks beer*

-Homer Simpsons.

The ladies call me Johnny Phresh!

-Johnny Test.

My best friend and me were really good friends from childhood. we both are male but we spent together a lot of time. last week he said he loves me. I thought he is emotional but he said he is a gay and want to be my life partner. I’m...

White BMW M4 at TD Bank The Bayview shopping mall.

-Carspotter ®.

135 Lawton Blvd is great place for stoners

We we’re terrible. And we tried out for the varsity team.

-Peter Parker.

I wanna f*** my best friends daughter who’s 3 year old, he told me we can do a t********. Apparently he wants some of his daughters little c*** too. Oh he’s been f****** her for about 2 years now since she was 1 and she’s been taking it like a...

So I’m 15.. there’s this guy across from my family in my neighborhood and he has a wife and 2 little girls, I’ve been looking at that family a lot and I am jealous of them and he’s not bad looking tbh. And usually when ever I look out the...

My sister was passed out drunk off vodka last night so i fucked her sleeping sloppy p**** and came in her without a condom while sniffing her stinky socks

My wife wanted a big c*** for her 40th Birthday. We had been married over 20 years and had a good s** life.She had already found the guy with the big c*** and fucked him on her 40th Birthday.
The guy had difficulty penetrating her because she had never...

We gon win tonight woot woot 💪👏.

-Kyle Lowry.

Y’all niqqas got to be kidding me. (will Smith voice).

-Will Smith.

I was forced to go camping with my church youth group when I was 12. The campground had bathrooms and showers, and I ended up showering late each night after bringing horses into stables. About the third night, without warning, a naked girl my age popped under the shower walls...

After I masturbated I reach down into my underwear and got all the wet from my p**** and used it as a face moisturiser. My skin looks dewy and glowy. Also rubbed onto my lips and tasted it. A bit bitter but no smell. Can’t believe it’s the first time...

My boyfriend r**** me on a weekly basis and I let him. He orders me around like a 1950s house wife and I obey because I know I have no where to go. we’re fucked up but I just wanna keep him happy

I’m 13 and I was with my boyfriend who’s 45, and he was getting all touchy and i knew what he wanted so I let him and he ended up taking my virginity right there on the kitchen floor. That’s the first time we did anything of course. But today...

Everyday running them bands, everyday chasing them bands, trying to get to the cash in a hurry.

-Gangis Khan.

Chevy Suburban XL at CF Fairview Mall main level parkade.

-Carspotter ®.

Grey 2007 Ford Mustang V6 coupe at CF Fairview Mall parkade main level just beside Emerald City Condos.

-Carspotter ®.