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Use protection or stay away. Prego or std’s not worth the raw dog experience.

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hey guys,
been a while, i’ve not posted in over 3 years madness i used to post every week, honestly got in a relationship out of it thrived and then bottomed out currently derealising my way through my busiest summer to date. love it though you’ll be happy to know i’ve finally travelled! amsterdam, morrocco, paris and soon tenerife im loving it, it’s kind of weird reading all my old posts from when i was literally a kid with the same stupid ‘just another fucked up teen’ tag and how genuinely obsessed i was with every little relationship i had (btw to whoever posted my name and that im ‘managing well’ text me dawg cuz very few knew about this little hobby, but yeah idk i’ve been smoking weed daily for 3 years major love hate relationship there, my most recent (proper) ex oblitorated any unearned confidence so currently approaching my year of celibacy (turned 18 15 months ago) lowkey so peaceful and also SO BORING just want a boyf who smokes and drives :0 enough yapping about how depressingly lonely i am and more about how to gain game back after being convinced ur the epitome of chopped??
if you’ve read this far seriously gimme some advice (my little :)(: will be checked to only way to make sure i see lol)
but peace! hope ur chilling and if ur not go smoke a fat bifter LOLZ

– your favourite not so fucked up adult???? L :)(:

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