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A summer of struggling

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I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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Fat native bittch with a poorly done sun tattoo on her neck in the hick town of athabasca Alberta

Tattoospotter

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“Julie ann Martz is the McConnellsburg Pennsylvania Prostitute,” {she will also stand and bold face lie straight to your face}. She is a compulsive liar. “For a s***, good time give her a call”. if you are that hard up and I hear she has numerous s***** desires for truck drivers.”julie ann martz knobsville/mcconnellsburg pa is cheating on her husband again< with a trucker in mcconnellsburg pa! she is a gross lot lizard!

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“The Implementation Of Such A ‘Smart Grid’ Would Allow The Implementation Of A Social Credit System That Is Already Functioning In Communist China To The Detriment Of The Freedom Of The Chinese People Living There,” The Complaint Reads.

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2 years

I’ve never had a guy c*m and then still want me so much. “I want to make you c** the way you made me c**” he said.

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2 years

Seen that post from the guy before me so I looked it up.

WWW.LipStickAlley. C O M
(last part needs editing to get it to function right)

Honestly it looks like it has a lot of potential especially if the mods/admins are lazy lmao. Some of these thread titles...

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a first experience
2 years

My attractive 52 yo foster mom gave me this experience when I was almost 15.She regularly exposed her naked body whenever we were alone which resulted in me m***********.She always left the bathroom door open but I never complained being a horney child I suppose.Through s***** frustration I offered to...

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a first experience
2 years

i just cried watching a p*rn video of these ex fiancés having s*x both open to being together romantically again one day. lol and cried when finishing a few times go it. lmao i feel so pathetic, i miss my ex it’s too fresh.

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2 years

yes and everyone knows he is a troll so simply don’t acknowledge him. The last comment he made broke the site again.

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a first experience
2 years

TROLL

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a first experience
2 years

My names Ashley I’m 14 and my confession is that on apr 5th I had s** with a family friends dog no they don’t don’t yes I feel incredibly guilty about it but at the same time it was so great!

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Insanity

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a first experience
2 years

You are a troll hoping for an argument. You said they are ‘still arguing’.

They were not ‘still arguing’. They never started! OP said earthquake in NJ. Big Mouth said the OP lied. We never heard from Big Mouth again. That was the end of it. No argument.

Later...

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a first experience
2 years

??? bruh i said that they were still arguing, but yes there literally was an earthquake on the east coast so the op was right.

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2 years

Why are you trying to start an argument? There is nothing to debate. The OP said there was an earthquake. Some blowhard said the OP lied and was a POS. Turns out that the blowhard should have checked the news first because there was an earthquake on the east coast....

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a first experience
2 years

Just cause someones right doesnt mean there is no argument. But yea there was an eathquake in nyc right.

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a first experience
2 years

There is no argument. The OP is correct. There was an earthquake in New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, etc. today. I looked it up. It happened.

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a first experience
2 years

lmaoooo why do the first experience section always hold arguments. no matter what, the internet will always be arguing about something i guess.

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a first experience
2 years

In FACT there was an Earthquake on the East Coast today. Look it up! You have Google, Bing and other search engines at your finger tips and yet you come on here shooting off your big mouth without even bothering to check.

You think that you are showing everyone how...

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a first experience
2 years

There was no earthquake on the east coast today. Quakes only happen on the west coast like California you stupid lying POS!

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2 years

ooo eclipse

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The Solar Eclipse is almost here! The darkness will hide the alien ships. The invasion is soon. The advance guard caused an earthquake on the East Coast today.

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2 years

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yea whatever man

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a first experience
2 years

yea whatever man AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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2 years

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way...

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2 years

duuuude is the guy still freaking out over what people are wearing to the beach. its been a whole day. you can just copy my reply down and change it up and act like you did something lmao. give it a resssst. just like use the site to confess something...

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2 years

I (26F) just went home with a coworker after my shift and let her take my virginity. I’m still in complete disbelief that it happened, but I feel like it helped me get over a mental barrier I put on myself.

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2 years

Poland Prepares New Hate-Speech Law: 3 Years In Prison For Insulting LGBT People :

h ttps://ww w.zerohedge.co m/political/poland-prepares-new-hate-speech-law-3-years-prison-insulting-lgbt-people

So what do LGBT people get for insulting straight people?

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2 years

Another City Declares “Emergency” over April 8 Solar Eclipse.

The government KNOWS what is coming.
Cellular networks will go down. They MUST be shut down to stop people from calling their families and warning them.

During an eclipse, with the Sun blocked, people may be able to see things...

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a first experience
2 years

its a beach. men and women are expected to wear shorts or bikins. no ones gonna go there with full clothing. haven’t you seen guys wear just underwear or something. its not really a new thing. plus women arent playing with their c l i t. also if youve gone...

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2 years

Don’t tell me to Shut the f*** up and don’t bring that up again.

I will write whatever I want to. So you go Shut the f*** up.

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2 years

Shut the f*** up please dont bring that up again.

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2 years

Dudes going insane and making s*** up at this point. Aint no body say masterbating at the beach is ok lmaoo.

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2 years

I keep thinking about my first time and i hate it, repost issue, but i had inter course with my step sister when i was younger, and i feel so grossed out about it, i had learned what inter course was when i saw my grandma watching lesbians doing it,...

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2 years

Where’s the beach? I want to see the naked women rubbing their c l i t s. I want to watch them pinch their n i p p l e s as they rub lotion on their bare b o o b s. It’s OK because it is a beach.

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2 years

? Right. Ok.

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2 years

small things like that arent even a serious issue. That must be a pun. String bikinis are very small things. Like wearing nothing!

Right that most people don’t even notice that either, cause you can hardly see it when it is a string bikini. It’s so small. What...

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2 years

CAUSE WE BOTH KNOW YOU AND I ARE 2 LOSER DWEEBS ON THE INTERNET. FEEL FREE TO ASK PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE IF YOU WANT THOUGH.

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2 years

lmaooo why are people arguing about bikinis and beaches. in all seriousness who cares what someone wears. string bikini? yea i see people wear that from time to time. its not that weird tbh. damn i dont think most people even notice that either, most people just focus on having...

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2 years

Dear Troll, if as you say, it is an “ISSUE NO ONE IN THE REAL WORLD GIVES A DAMN ABOUT”, then why did you write a reply about it? A long reply? And a reply in all CAPS?

Perhaps naked women on the beach rubbing their c l i...

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a first experience
2 years

I knew the Clown would be BACK! LOL! I knew it!
Now he’s writing in all CAPS. That makes it harder to read. That’s one benefit.

He’s still focused on it being a beach. That’s really really important….somehow. You can do anything on a BEACH!

The OP was...

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2 years

GO OUTSIDE. THE PERSON REPLYING TO OP MENTIONED THAT PROBABLY BECUASE OP MENTIONED GUYS RUBBING THEIR DICKS. AN EQUAL EQUALENT TO A MAN RUBBING THEIR D*** AT THE BEACH WOULD LITTERALLY BE A WOMAN TOUCHING THEIR C***. YOU KNOW? THEIR ACTUAL G*******?? THAT PERSON LITTERALLY BRING UP HOW DOING EITHER...

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2 years

yes he will. then Chloe will be back telling everyone how he peed himself. Both these dudes will be mastur bating while writing their crap.

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