only hoes learn to twerk because why else other than s***** appeal would u need to know that skill

So I just drank some liquor (bought little less than a shot) then I drank some wine like 1/5 of a cup and I wanted to get drunk so badly but that didn’t work out. Or I could’ve gotten tipsy and would’ve been happy with that. But whatever. They were...

eating pasta it was really scary so i lived my life in the wild and i saw a grain of pasta and ate it i felt so guilty it was like watching minecraft p*** with the big tiddies for the first time I am so sorry I understand this may...

people that speak to animals in games or real life are mentally disturbed etc

Me and my mother started having s** when I seduced her in Las Vegas. We were there for a wedding for my cousin. My dad passed away about a half a year ago when I seduce my mom. We’ve been having s** for about 8 months now. My mother’s sister...

I’m a guy and my best friend kissed me underwater at the pool today. Now I’m not gay, but I can’t even be mad at him. It was too cute lol.

Daddy came on my t*** today mmmmm so yummy 😍

I use this website as an example when I teach my students why we should keep humans confined to the planet and never allow them into the galaxy.

My first time receiving a gay nose job

I am a 19 yr old skinny bisexual dude, when I was 17, an older man who was my former headteacher aged 44 gave me my first gay nose job with his long beaky red nose.

He rubbed his nose on the...

People who post responses are not “cry baby snowflakes”.

People must have disagreed with you; hurt your feelings and made you “feel small”. They didn’t “validate you”.

BOO HOO to you. Take your own advice: It’s not all about you. YOU are the one with the issues.

A good ball smacking is appropriate for boys who are caught m***********.

Since comments are off, I don’t have to listen to all you bleeding heart perverts who will excuse and condone it. Not in my house! He should be studying and improving himself. Not abusing himself and constantly...

don’t phone Joe in New York he won’t appreciate it, when u BATE call me I wanna HEAR you C** 786-991-7662 JIM

First time doing a*** was a blast
G****** can hurt but oh boi do i loved being pounded till i couldnt walk

During the summer, I decided to volunteer with a few of my friends at this tutoring center. I have tutored some people before, but I’ve never really tutored anyone that’s in middle school or in high school. The manager put me in charge of tutoring elementary school kids along with...

why are good looking people/beautiful usually more nicers

Has anybody here ever been in a gloryhole, gotten the best b****** they’ve ever gotten, and only realized afterwards the other person was a guy? I’m not sure if I should be pissed, impressed, or confused.

most people’s training regimen is for people on steroids! (themselves on) etc

Most of my friends had lost their virginity by the time we started our junior year of high school. I hadn’t dated anyone steady prefering to play the field so I had kept mine intact. My sixteenth birthday was in October so my friends began putting pressure on me to...

before you bate gimme a call so I can HEAR ya C** 786-991-7662 JIM

why do u have to greet someone u know everytime u walk past em unsessecary

Okay, I’m a teenager and I m********* regularly. I usually “c**” with a normal release but today i orgasmed so hard that I couldn’t breathe and I was light headed. I’ve never had s**, but I am looking forward to it if that’s what it feels like.

When I was 13 I was a scrawny freckled little readhead. I probably weighed 90 pounds soaking wet. Despite that I was pretty popular with the boys. At the few parties I had gone to I was always able to hook up with someone. One of my so-called friends was...

So the way I lost my virginity was in a high school bathroom with a senior who thought I was cute he didn’t know I was a virgin(never found out either) turns out I’m a s** addict and so is he so 10 years later we still hook up at...

I was only 5, she was 9. She took me into the bathroom and

I have just started living with my girlfriend, it’s the first time for both of us . She seems to have settled into it but I am finding some things hard to get used to.
We have been sleeping together for 18 months so s** and s***** intimacy is...

pewdiepie is toxic

just had my first tinder date last Saturday, which I feel went quite decent albeit I’m feeling awkward internally and now I am not sure if there’s going to be a second date or not!

When I was 17 most of my friends had lost their virginity so I decide I wanted to. I didn’t have a steady boyfriend at the time but had several guy friends. One guy had given me lots of attention giving me the nicknamed Lil Red because I am very...

Mypreteentwins

Three years ago when I was 15 and my sister was 13 we went to spend a week on our uncles farm. Our cousin who was 18 had just graduated from high school where he played sports. I had always thought he was good looking but he was my cousin...

accidentally s*** on the floor while m***********. Effervescent!

Okay b**** shut the f*** up. I want to be fucked by my 30 something year old daddy anytime I want and he loves it when we do it d********** with the dog licking my a**.

I have My best Friend or in other words the best guy i have met in my life. We were at the sauna one day. Then we told ourselves that we know al each others secrets except the Private parts. So we just showed our dicks to each other. It...

I’m a guy and I just got fucked in the a** for the first time, what in the hell am I doing with my life I thought i was straight GUESS NOT

McLaren 570S at Bayview village.

-Carspotter ®. #summer2019.

I recently lost my virginity in April to a frat guy at a frat party (I’m a freshman in college) and it was pretty wild. We were bumping and grinding to music at the party when he asked me if I wanted to f*** and with me being really h****...

2018 Ford Mustang base model at the mansions of Avondale.

-Carspotter ®. #summer2019.

Lamborghini Aventador SVJ at Hullmark Centre Sheppard ave.

-Carspotter ®. #summer2019.

McLaren 570S at Hullmark Centre. Sheppard ave.

-Carspotter ®. #summer2019.

Whatcha know about me.

-Sizzlac IDS.