she was listening through the door, she wants me
-sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory
This engagament to my fiancé is too long and, I’ll say it, pointless. I wish I had a baby but my partner stutters and I’m still not ready for marriage because I’m a narcissistic abuse survivor. Part of me wants to sleep around, the other part wants to get pregnant. But I don’t know with whom I really want to get pregnant by. My father passed away six months ago, I’ve been gaining weight and I’m on psychiatric meds and metformin because I have insulin resistance. My fiancé used to be a virgin before he met me, but I already had three sᴇxᴜᴀʟ partners. I cheated on my fiancé with an emotinally abusive sociopath ex-boyfriend of mine. He doesn’t know about cheating and me having multuple partners before we started a relationship. He proposed to me on my 27th birthday, out of a sudden, in public, in the presence of my late father. I said “Yes,” but now I really don’t know what to do.
I’m a 10-year widowed mom. This wasn’t my first experience. Sure, I spent nights with guys and had guys spent the nights with me. But this was a little on my first wild experience. This morning I was woken up by a S t i f f i e between my B u t t C h e e k s. I slowly turned my head. Oh My God it was my son’s best friend and he’s half my age.
I’m a femboy sometimes, usually weekends. Love the cute clothes, perfume, feeling soft and girly, little peen up.
i pluck my a****** but will wax
why does my mother want to eat my food that i wanna throw away thats disgusting etc
Female,30. I’m feeling so h**** right now. What can I rub between my thighs to make my g******* feel good?
Guys, I need help and advice. I just um, got off with lesbian p*** and I think I’m bi. I’m a teenage girl but idk what to do. Idk if it’s a strong enough attraction to girls to come out s bi. I’m a really big supporter of the lgbtq+...
if i just wanna hurt bad people does that make me a bad or good person?
gay people,trannies,lesbians etc scare me make me uncomfortable
When I was a boy, I’ve had a thing for exhibitionism I think. I never had any s** than doing myself and I realized, it get me h****, when other people see me in the n***. Don’t know, where it comes from. The window of our guestroom is looking to...
Just bought my first d**** from Amazon and I can’t stop using it, I love the adrenaline of having to hide it from my family
I’m so hurt… i miss you. To be honest, you will never love me in this life
In Bangkok I paid a h***** to serve as my wife’s toilet, her mouth applied directly to my busting, squirming wife’s a****** who was bent over in spasm, desperate to release a half tonne of sloppy, smelly turds.
Look dudeo, you’re NOT my stalker, move on and keep talking to your people because MY STALKER and I know exactly what we’re talking about
We’re not friends or lovers get out of my sight fake dude. I hope I can die just to get rid of you stalking me.
Guys, I have a question… Do you like to be randomly touched? Like when your girl just comes up to you and rubs your hand or massages your scalp or rubs your back? Do you like to be physically touched by women? I’m talking about in private, too....
Should men be hurt physically when caught staring at your b****? Like slapped, etc?
I caught a guy staring yesterday…most men stare at them, and I usually just like to embarass guys. My friend said I should hit them, but I do not want to hurt them.
Guys,...
Be careful, those who constantly use sexist, racist or homophobic terms in their confessions. Karma will get you and you may realize it for the first time and it’ll be a first experience for you.
To: I’m a 23 year old black female looking for a big d*** 18 year old. Me: Hit me up wakoozie at gmail . com
Let’s kill it.
I wanted to experience new things. So i pinched her n******. And she said mooooo…
she sounds like a robot etc
I have been corresponding with a woman from Ukraine. We have had much contact online and talking and exchanging emails. we have grown very close to each other emotionally. So close that I have now made arrangements to travel to Ukraine to date her properly. We have serious intentions and...
eww i dont want your sloppy seconds etc
Mmm a cute male doctor was examining me. He asked to examine me down there. I obliged because my p**** was dripping wet…my c** was even going on my thighs. I just opened my legs, so proudly. Thumbs up if you think he enjoyed examining me!
i wonder how long it took to take get that perfect picture of yourself etc
ur supposed to be on his my side since ur black am black etc
now is not the time for jokes theres no best things benefits etc only negatives etc
why do ppl need to hear good luck for others to wish them etc
who the hell does not like
Korea, Japan, Spain, Germany, Italy, France, Austria, Sweden, Norway, United Kingdom, Belgium, Korea,
This countries have the HIGHEST elderly population and the LOWEST fertility rate.
They are the civilized countries that will die out in the FUTURE.
you just cant wait to talk s***
Pro tip: make sure you don’t ruin a completely happy young female artist into a deep well of depression like you did with me. Thank God I can go places you can’t
Oh, and don’t you dare call me your MUSE. In any case, you were the one being adored. You never used me as your source of inspiration like I did with you, you used me to steal from my energy with your inner jealousy. You can find a...
You think I’m bland and boring? You’re the one who doesn’t do anything with me just because you’re able to see everything I do 24/7 ever since you hacked me. I think I’m the adventurous one here while you point fingers behind a screen. We’re not even together.
I never had this many guys chatted and talked to me about their personal life etc. Those stories aren’t the one they’d tell ANYONE. Am I shifting my character to ones they’d trust? Am I a liar? What am I experiencing?
service dogs etc are for weak ppl wimps
Bought my first s** you, didn’t buy any lube. That’s all I have to say about that
does being able to whistle have to do with confidence etc
kill her
Strange day. My dad called me down to his office to meet someone. I assumed it would be a potential client for my business. He wanted to introduce me (26M) to the receptionist (~20F). It was very obvious to both of us that he was looking to set us up;...
i fucked my dog and then my sister walked in on me. my dog is pregnant and i dont know what to do help.
I slept with a guy who I’ve been on a few dates with – upon going down there I found the most d*** cheese I’ve ever seen. So bad. I had to make him shower.
Freaky Friday the 13th everyone huff your poppers and do your best Jason imitation with your jizzle sticks pounded the meaty flesh of a CUNNY or some BACKSNATCH! BREED SEED KI KI KI MA MA MA