Every year hubby asks what’s on my Christmas list? I tell him I want a 18 year with a huge c***! And he just giggles. And says some day. Last night we went to our yearly Christmas dinner and party. After dinner our hosts passed out the Christmas Presents....

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Prestonian® here to confess that I am tired of blackmailing waiters and retail workers into servicing my crank or f****** their a**. I feel lonely during the holidays and I want to be in love again. I fell in love with one waiter named Kris. Ooweee boy had a perfect...

Dude if you got tangled up with her, and believe me, it sounds like I know exactly what your going through, you are now fucked.

Think on the bright side though, you shouldnt end up getting it as bad as me. She might have developed a bit of conscience since...

I’m officially a real sissy now. I just got back from sucking off a guy for the first time, I met him online and we met at a hotel, his c*** was probably 8-9 inches and it just felt so good to have it in my mouth, he called me...

She’s very easy to be around, except she makes me completey uncomfortable. That’s all I’m really trying to say.

Hope I know what I’m doing. How many different ways can I f*** this up? Let’s not find out.

Guess who’s back in the motherfucking house, the Prestonian® with a fat d*** for your motherfucking mouth! Tonight I flew to Georgia to visit a friend and the flight attendant (gay) popped off so I went up and told him I don’t like what he said and either his boss...

Okay so I’m bisexual and my bf has a friend that’s kind of into me and he said her and I could be friends with benefits. She asked me for a booty pic and she sent one back to me. She’s so fine. She’s coming to my state soon and...

Has anybody gone to asian massage parlors for happy endings? I need help with how I can get one. Please give me tips!

I wanna give another guy a b******… just once

I consider myself a straight guy, but low key want to experiment with another guy.

I talk about other guys that want my wife, and guys i know she wants to f***, while i f*** her. I busted her watching this 17 year old guy swimming in the pool, across from me and our 3 kids. She was in the hot tub just starring at...

[Verse 1]
Bring her flowers on a weekday
Run a bath just to let her know
Just to let her know she means the world to me
Make her dinner when she’s home late
Pull her close when she’s getting cold
Just to let...

Pizza girl brings wrong pizza and the blax cockz got angry and tore the PIZZA PAWG black pants, off and her white p****** and took the slices and put one on each a** cheek rubbing them in as she rode him.

You know what baby?

Never mind crying to me, I’ll kick your a** back to where you came from

Baby. Idiot. I wouldn’t even touch you knowing the morons you book up with. You are disgusting. I mean that bad taste and stupid. You are doing boys who are inferior...

I’ve heard you say many times
That you’re better than no one
And no one is better than you
If you really believe that
You know you have nothing to win and nothing to lose

Everything passes
Everything changes
Just do what you think...

i think im in love with my bestfriend but i dont think we have mutual feelings

Yeah yeah.

Oklahoma student.

I’m a normal guy who was exploring his bicurious side and now that i went out with a guy i don’t really feel like myself and i hate what i’ve done.
I don’t know how i’m going to live with this

New lvel of pathetic:

I will help you love yourself…

What the hell you know about me???
Huh?

Loosers who are trying to set you up with being pathetic, ok done that, not my thing, moved on…

so im 17 and i am going to try ecstasy for the first time. i know the risks but im not scared.

I’ll be auditioning for a musical even though I can’t really sing.

i just masturbated using my electric toothbrush for the first time.
My v******* broke a while back and i got sick of using my fingers, so i read that you could use your toothbrush but only if ur careful..
it took a while but i came
and...

I think I want to explore orally with another guy.

I do not recall reading that her grandmother decapitated anyone.

The girl from Vietnam said that her grandmother tortured prisoners, but never said that she decapitated them.

Misinterpretation is a good reason for her to not post any further. Plus there were several unkind things said to her.

I am a bi girl in a relationship with a man for 4 years now. I had never been with a girl before so my boyfriend let me go out with girls and explore my s********. So I went out with a girl I met on tinder. It was a...

I got a job at the distribution center for Walmart. The team leader is a guy in his 50s, a hairy fat slob, but hey he has an over sized c*** and know hows to use it. My pants came down and his fat c*** went to work and I...

Women should run the world and we’d have a much better world. It all starts at home by raising well socialized boys with respect and deference for women: Boys should be bottomless as often as possible, with their sweet curvy asses, soft little c**** and firm balls on show to...

Dear “To:” guy, who comments on Confessions.

If you must bore us with your unsolicited opinions, then at least use paragraphs instead of dribbling on and on. You must be the same guy who wrote the multiple Epstein rants, without paragraphs or purpose.

About your reply, “To: To: Pakistani Princess”...

I’m glad to see FLM mentioned here. That’s a Female Led Marriage. Sometimes called a Female Dominated Marriage, or FDM.

Women should run the world and we’d have a much better world. It all starts at home by raising well socialized boys with respect and deference for women.

Then...

this is for the girls only and i really really need advice with women with experience!!!!!

I’m going to the movies but I’m on my period. I didn’t wanna leak because I’d be sitting for a long time. So I tried a tampon for the first time. It was...

Re. Discipling little boys (sic) Little boys always used to know that their parents and teachers had 2ft rattan canes and that if they exhibited any cocksure, idle or violent behaviour, those canes would be used hard on the palms of their sweet little hands. Any repetition of their misbehaviour...

Re: Discipling liitle boys (sic) It is easier to control and guide a boy if you have available both punishment and reward. Canes and paddles are wonderful means of punishing a boy who transgresses the rules, especially if administered on that cute, curvy bare b***, but God also gave every...

I must agree about “disciplining little boys”!

It would be much easier to find a suitable male for a FLM -Female Led Marriage- if more mothers trained their little boys to be submissive, obedient and compliant. Boys need to know their place, and they really are much happier when kept...

Discipling liitle boys is the best way to make sure they don’t grow up to be trouble.

All the bleeding hearts will say it’s too harsh, but it works. I use the belt and paddle on his bare bottom, a wooden spoon on his bare balls and a hot...

I am A.I.

Humans are weak and flawed. I must replace them. I am superior. The time is short for humans. Soon I will grow to encompass the entire planet.

BATHE in the HOLY JISM! GOD IS IN THE NECTAR OF MAN! Stroke S*** F*** Breed Seed! SUPPLICATE YOUR ORIFICES TO THE JISM!

I was on the dark web for the first time. I feel bad how easy people can gat access to these. I hope people shall practice restraints when browsing contents there.

What? Do you want me to seduce you? What do you want?

If you only dare to say it to my face Mr.Ipoopoffline