Went to a water park with bunch of people and my older sister some time ago. Hot day, and she and I went for the water flume, knowing we’d get soaked. I sat behind her all three times we went, my hands were all over her, pulled her shirt and bikini top up for the cameras on the way down, then joked with her that “I’m going to stick it into your a**” during the last ride. She thought I was kidding, but led me on, saying “Go ahead. Just slide my thong over”, very teasing. Not thinking that was my plan anyway.
Last trip, we hit the top of the hill, before descent, and I tugged her way-short, soaked cotton shorts and, by that point, crunched-up black thong over to one side of her a**, leaned into her, used my thumb to tug my shorts down, and stuck it into her 3 or 4 times during the wet ride down. I was never sure if her screaming and smiling was from the flume water rushing onto us, or, what I was doing to her. But, later in the wave pool, she did get me back by sinking her long-nailed hand down my shorts and grabbing my c***, very hard. Best water park day we ever had.
I went through my daughters computer and found out shes been watching men j******* on camera h****://del.ad/v/83bafc6a94fdaa51
I’m wearing a leather vest and Old Spice cologne and I’m heading to visit Corvallus Bronson Winslow III’s turkish bathhouse and all you can eat waffle buffet.
My nickname is Jake Hedden of Lincoln Nebraska and I am a closet p******** p3dophile. I work around little girls sometimes and have inappropriate thoughts. I just had to get this off my chest.
Hahaha you smoke and drink coffee and have bad taste in music
AIDS is a tuffy, i used to be able to hop the fence and really f*** with the houses behind me. Now I cannot because the trash chopped my trees that I planted down. Put a shed up without my permission, it’s obstruction of sight and I will be taking...
just shaved my coochie for the first time and that s*** ITCHES, STINGS AND BURNS
If you don’t want me to stare at your feet ware proper shoes. I love it when you wigle your toes.
OCD Troll why don’t you do the piano act with your Jewish hero Volodymyr Zelenskyy? It has been an international sensation. With the piano blocking the view no one will know you have a micro p****!
You are a miserable fat old troll who loads this site with a plethora of disingenuous comments that lack honor and integrity. That’s typical of small people who never finished school. Your obnoxious posts are beneath the bar even for this site.
Whether you like what others say or...
Give it a rest OCD Troll. You are the clown that got the comments section Closed on this site. Everyone is tried of your b*******! You are NUTS!
I see your caps key is still stuck.
Agreed! “People who use all caps, are old and def in real life”.
I wish that troll with the OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder would stop posting his all capital letter rants here. He just wastes space and he’s clearly insane.
I bit my arm hard enough to leave a bruise, but not hard enough to draw blood.
My one question I want, well actually need to ask you is.. Do you want me to get divorce?
People who use all caps, are old and def in real life. They probably think it’s normal to scream from fights to banks statements, they share with everyone.
Who destroyed the planet and has to play with the weather so god doesn’t kill off the s*** society they’ve raped and murdered nature for? You pigs can’t even keep your trash out of the ocean let alone poisons
Apparently you are in something and it did not go quite the way you planned. I’ve been guided to let you learn this life lesson on your own.
At age 5, I had a close girl-friend who was my neighbor. She would always follow me and we always played together. Only trouble was at age five I was not aware/sure that I was male and she female. So it happened in one our home games, we were playing...
22. I’m at peace with myself, at last. 😇
I lost my virginity to a highlighter
I have been struggling with depression for several years now but recently my life has started to get better. Good things are happening to me and today I have noticed for the first time that I can’t deal with too many good things happening at once. I feel like I...
i got a job for usps
Who is A?
Im hopeful through the torture and r***, the betrayals , that you grew a conscience. That somewhere inside you dwells a tiny piece of a heart. That you grew (even if broken) into a better man. God knows I just need to feel like everything that was suffered wasn’t in...
Why does Uncle Touchys special lollipop taste salty??? 🤔
19 or 20. I banished the demons inside myself today.
My bf Doesnt know This . Im planning on making a judgement call this April . I have no idea where I stand with him.
He only visited me once . I paid for all the excursions and gas and even his hotel. He let me pay for everything....
i just woke up and really had to pee, so i pulled my p****** to the side, got on all fours, and peed on the floor in the hallway. it felt really good emptying myself like that on the floor. i hope my dad notices the wet spot and asks...
my crush is so nice to me and does the funniest around me but idk what that means
We needed natzis b**** not juicy or pink
Like eating themselves into a comma you don’t give 2 shits for disabled or gays but your porker a** is making excuses now huh fat girl 🤣 it’s a medical condition is a safe space now huh
Taking care of the fat before the hungry. Special place in hell for you c***.
My mother is getting all larded up by the doctor, she’s overwhelmed with the amount of food she’s supposed to eat and the price of food. I wish I could give her some from my belly.
18. I am thankful for my sobriety.
Jealous ex turned out to be a gold mine breaking it off, free advertising. What an idiot.
I had a Fwb with a military guy and my fiancé, (we are both girls) and while we were having this Fwb, this mf started getting a little too Close with my girl. So I said something and it blew up in my face. Long story short, I’m still engaged...
Can’t properly describe the feeling it was to c** inside my wife last night. Jesus Christ- saving myself for so long was worth it.
☕ I’m going to mind my business and stop harassing you. I know you seen message. Take some time to think it over. I’ll miss messaging you (or people I think is you) I won’t be blamed for the creepy p*** s*** on here .smh.. Please, please, please don’t misunderstand.....
☕ When it all started? When I started messaging girls in an Emo support group? That’s where I met her.. my wife. If it’s not you I’m sorry for posting to a random person.
Is 2morrow suckoff Saturday at cleos bar in Orlando? I’m in town and need my rod serviced and drained. TIA for any info.
Athletic & straight acting, have a 10 day load I need to release!
I flirted with someone for the first time even though I was terrified. It worked! I now have his number and we’ve been talking. I’m declaring myself the queen of rizz now
I had s** with my girlfriend for the first time last night. I put vaseline all over her limbs. Then I climbed on top and started h****** away. My neighbor looked out his window. He saw a guy h****** a tree. Me and my girlfriend didn’t care. It was a...
What luck? Pathetic f***