Entered my first relationship at 30 during a pandemic. lol

Researches are claiming that fasting really works wonders. I’m here to see if it really does. I’m doing a 7-day water fast.

hope I don’t die haha

start point: 1AM UCT+8

I approach the port-a-potty by stealth in the night. Entering the plastic enclosure, the stench of s*** greets me. I inhale deeply. Lifting up the facing of the latrine, I climb into the morass of feces, urine and toilet paper swimming in blue water. Pulling the lid down, I lay...

Back before COVID-19 I paid a very obese man $400 to come to my house and take a bath. I had instructed him not to bathe for 72 hours prior, and I also had him fart in the bathtub.

When he was finished I paid him and he left....

We can thank Donald Trump for bringing Covid-19 to the US. By not reacting until March, even though intelligence (Which Trump Doesn’t have) had reports in January about the dangerous threat. This just goes to show that Trump should never have been elected. He is just to stupid to handle...

If someone can eat my p**** I’ll be glad. Oh wait. *moan* someone is. Oh f*** yes baby *moans louder* YESSS 😩I’m gonna c** daddy *screams and squirts* UHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH 😩😫💦💦💦💦💦💦 MMMM 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

I was fapping to smth on Instagram and accidentally double-tapped the image because my other hand was too close to the screen.

My dad drinks a lot and one night my friend was sleeping over and dared me to s*** my dad’s c*** after he had passed out. I was only 12 and had only seen one c*** in my life but I got my dad’s c*** out of his pants...

(Read it. Don’t trust this website. First and last post.)

Gaslighting: Recognize Manipulative and Emotionally Abusive People–and Break Free

I just turned 18 and am having s** with my mom’s best friend. She is somewhere around mid forty and married. I know it’s wrong and will lead to no good, but she is my first and it feels so good, I can’t give her up. Her husband is a...

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i didn’t think id ever stop to think about you again Linus, but i guess I’ve only ever had time to think for the past two years i realized how little i knew anything but you. you looked after me, even though we where children you understood on a deeper...

This all started around 6 months ago. I am 18 and a total geek. I was a virgin until I met Sylvia, who is a friend of my mom. Sylvia is somewhere around 35 and married. We have been having an affair. I know it’s wrong since she is married,...

I’m no longer a 30 year old virgin as of last night! I always wanted the young stud I never got in high school or college. Score! We had s** twice. I want more today, not going to lie.

A guy called me clingy. Lmfao sorry! I’ve never had the opportunity before. I want my hands all over you all the time. 🙂

Pork an beef, think American drem is come tomorrow

Me and my sister started having s** when we were real young

You information was wrong yet again 😂🖕🏿

I ate a sandwich today.

I went on the Pure hook up app for the first time and let a hot guy tell me what to do and I did it. He showed me the most beautiful c*** I’ve ever seen and told me what he would put it deep in me and c**. He...

I thought you were original 😁 it’s nice to see you repeatedly post the same s***, back when you were in front of the camera.. you did the same s***. I would watch you, but it was like watching the same episode of a show that wasn’t really funny enough...

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Bruce Jenner 🌈🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🍩

PP gives me bad vibes

Had some good p*** going and things were nice and slippery but I wasn’t getting anywhere. Then I thought about kissing Greg and I came almost immediately. That has never happened before?

It finally happened. I have been obsessed with my sister for over a year and last night we made love. She’s 15 I’m 19. And until I walked in on her playing with herself I never felt any s***** feelings for her but since that day I couldn’t stop wanting...

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Right now I’m very confused about my s********. I’m a girl, I had never been attracted to another girl, but earlier I saw someone on social media who cosplayed a fictional character that I’m, very attracted to. And when I went to the person’s profile, the bio said she/her. Although...

Don’t be a racist like KAM!!!

recently i have had my first time, I just turned 16 so I could legally do it with someone. on my 16th birthday my parents weren’t home because of work and it was just me and my step brother. when we were sat at the table eating my birthday cake...

just kill yourself and stop talking about it

After several years of jerking my c*** thinking of my mom mostly, being cooped up together finally took its toll. We were both h**** from being apart from out spouses for an extended period of time. We talked about it and figured if neither of us said anything, who would...

this young girl ive known her whole life well she is 10 know and we have always had a great relationship and today she was sitting on the couch next to me and she pulled up her skirt took off her p****** then put her hand inside my sweat pants...

im ready to express how i feel about you

today was my first time self harming, i was at such a low point and hated myself and i just wanted to say anyone who is going through it, never forget your self worth. <3

I was giving a black guy a b****** and half way through he pulled his phone out and started rapping into it. I was like, ‘excuse me, pay attention’.

He started kissing me and I didn’t know what to do. I was starting to say, “Lets hold on a second” and I think I licked his lip slightly. So he stopped. It worked? lmao

Donald Trump has gotten one terrible haircut. It’s so short he can’t comb it over like he usually does, revealing how much hair he doesn’t have. I’m sure the barber was fired and probably got some jail time for his rotten job. LOL

I was just at family Dollar in the shampoo aisle and this n***** farted there and then said wooeee that’s a stinker! It was not pleasant for my nose

Unless you’re pretending to be a fake version of me because i never pushed him away, he did. I don’t need him to be myself. He’s not me. Stop giving credit to a stranger i barely know.

funny, i broke my “wedding finger” knuckle. Probably because all you do is HURT me.