Hey Prestonian, what happened to being a racist and slamming white people’s asscheeks, not leaving tips and farting on faces? You’ve changed a lot and it’s very strange.

John Gulbunni

i am a single 31yr old women from the UK, i live alone with my dog and have been in lock down for 3 months. and just over a month ago it first happened.. i was laid on my sofa one night just in my dressing gown and was enjoying...

Corvallus what’s a slammer?

If your family gave you the middle name Orenthal your initials would be COW.

Seeing you and Presto go back and forth makes me laugh.

John Gilbunny

I had s** with my sister. We had been moving to this point for several months now.

Long-term memory encodes information semantically for storage, as researched by Baddeley.[8] In vision, the information needs to enter working memory before it can be stored into long-term memory. This is evidenced by the fact that the speed with which information is stored into long-term memory is determined by the amount...

I had my first o***** a few minutes ago. I’ve had trouble getting it for about a year now and I wasn’t sure if I’d actually had one and didn’t realize it, but now that I know for certain I had I knew I can confidently say this was my...

I hate the Prestonian and I feel bad for all the homosexuals who are so lonely they need to meet the “Manzoneer” and get their assholes worked by him. You n***** lovers get what you deserve.

Everyday is like a first experience with my mom and I. We have been f****** all over the place for going on 3 weeks now. Her p**** feels as good as the first time.

I haven’t taken my Prozac in about 3 weeks. No withdrawals, no wanting to die, no ‘brain zaps’. I met someone and at first I didn’t take my meds because they interfere with cocaine and we were doing plenty of it. Then we started hanging out tons so I’d forget....

I never head for the hills with you. You can find me. Dont make me say it again how to….

I never head for the hills. I back off amd wait, and hope you see me or are watching and I wish you would damn well just talk to me...

Don’t get pissed at me. I might be a real a****** when it comes to certain people and issues but we know exactly what made me that way right? It did shape my views, opinion, attitude and yeah that absolutely IS other peoples fault.

You know what a good solution...

I recently underwent my first colonic irrigation treatment and it was wonderful. Warm water and tepid coffee was pumped into my a*** to clean me out. The nurse rubbed my belly as the process unfolded. The discharge of my colonic looked like a mix of vulcanized rubber and green salsa....

the idea is that happy people become educated = safety and peace

i have an idea, neutral politics, not all the way capitalism, not all the way freebies, a happy medium alchemical politics…

F*** petty looting and rioting…LETS BURN WHITE PEOPLES HOUSES!!!!!

F*** WHITE COPS and WHITE DUMB FUCKS HAHAHA…
WITH DRONES CARRYING FIRE BOMBS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

S*** IT WHITE SACKS OF S*** !!
REVENGE IS OURS MOTHERFUCKING INBRED HONKEYS

IMMA DROP THESE ON YOUR HOUSES IN...

I kind of raped my sister last night, at least it started that way. She ended up really getting into it once we got down to doing the dirty deed. First my sister is so hot! She’s 5’5″, around 120lbs, blue eyes, brown hair just below her shoulders, and a...

The US goes to China and kills every single bat over there.

I am a guu and currently about to move out of my home state at the age of 21. I got a call from my father today and it was the first time that he has ever conveyed strong emotion to me.he told how hard it was for him to...

I think they ahould start a Riot/Looting channel. Like Food TV.

Autism…. I’d take that over being mentally retarded, b********** addicted, 6ft 5 in. P******** with hands foot and mouth disease mooching off his friends and family hoping life would return to normal now that his hep c medication is finally kicking in. Maybe you shouldn’t have gone down under the...

I was f******** myself and that’s when my period decided to start and I had a o***** still tho .aha just a thing that happened lol

Queenie yuen is a bully!

Damn Cream Gene is the newest disgusting p********** hanging around here. Pole smokers flock to this site like moths to a flame, maybe that’s why they call them flamers.
Robert Hamburger 🍔

I am addicted to watching horses defecate. When I was a young man I found myself behind a majestic steed. It’s tail lifted, it’s sphincter widened. Then a cannon-like appendage emerged, pumping filthy horseshit by the gallon.

It was a seminal experience and I later began videotaping this phenomena....

Getting hot and s*** for Jupiter’s nightclub Tuesday special starting at 3:33am

sounds hot

I’m going to the store today to shop for dresses and lingerie for me and not my wife because I want to put on a s*** dress and meet a random strange guy I don’t have him bend me over lift up my dress and pound me like a girl

As the Covid-19 death toll nears 100,000 in the US, Donald Trump will be the first President responsible for a catastrophe like this! “Don the IGNORANT,” didn’t pay any intelligence information provided to him because he is so stupid. If he would have acted just two weeks sooner, there would...

look i don’t know if you a 10 year old troll or in your twenties, but i need you to seriously get a better daily activity that’s not making people miserable.

I kissed for the first time today.
And i am the happiest i have ever been

MR T ATE MY BALLS!!!

– 1996 Corvallus, Miami Palmetto Senior High

Boring staying home these last couple months with not much interaction with others. I am a single male living by myself. Today, the lawn service was out to cut the grass and it was a couple of guys I never saw before…I caught their attention and waved…they waved back. I...

I let my boyfriend c** inside of me for the first time. Holy f***.

I am a girl 16 and catholic.Last year,2019,when i was 15,i finially recieved my Sacrement of Baptism on Easter sunday mass along with all the other little kids,preteens and teens.It is a tradition at my parish for the girls up to 17 being baptized to wear the all white “baby...

I cheated on my husband with a 17yr old teen. I’m 21 and married for 2 yrs now. He was much better than my husband. He made me c** so much more than my hubby… I don’t know why that is tho. well… could be that he has a huge...

Saturday night I finally broke down my mom’s inhibitions. She came to my bed in a light blue see-through nightgown with matching see-through p******…

I think that I’m actually happy with him. It’s still a shock. I feel lucky.

This morning I was having a very e***** dream. Often what happens is the dream ends before you get any real action. This morning though, the dream didn’t end. I opened my eyes slowly to find my 16 year old sister sucking on my morning wood d***. She was doing...

A first experience for Donald Trump not doing what is in the best interest of the nation. He only wanted to keep the economy booming, ignoring the intelligence information. Now look what we’ve got thanks to “The Don.”

I fuk’d this guys wife about a month ago. We work together and we are coe-workers only but I made love to his wife in their bed. Was a incredible experience, my d*** has never been that hard before. I know it’s wrong to fuk another mans wife but man...